grue 1 #1 January 30, 2007 She hasn't shown up in the obituaries yet cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 January 30, 2007 QuoteShe hasn't shown up in the obituaries yet this might cheer you up... see pic...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 January 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteShe hasn't shown up in the obituaries yet this might cheer you up... see pic... I'm not actually sad, I was hoping to get people coming in here expecting to flame me for being a hopeless stalker, then get a laugh cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 January 30, 2007 Damn it!!! I NEED COFFEE!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #5 January 30, 2007 That's great! It's right up there with "Anorexia is Phat!" _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 January 30, 2007 QuoteI was hoping to get people coming in here expecting to flame me for being a hopeless stalker If you are there are a few chicks I could introduce you to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 January 30, 2007 QuoteShe hasn't shown up in the obituaries yet ...And conversely, I have a semi-stalker of sorts. Out there somewhere on the planet is a woman that for some unknown reason, took the 'horrible' treatment I imparted on ALL the woman I got involved with in my 'professionally single' days, more to heart than any of the others. We'd really only 'dated' a short while, seemed like a nice enough girl...but lived 1/2 way across the country from me and the long distance thing inevitably took it's toll. That and I was less then exuberant regarding her thoughts on moving out to live with me, since the woman I was living with THEN thought we had too small of a place as it was ! For nearly every year since she & I parted (over 15) ...on or about my Birthday, she sends an envelope to my folks house for forwarding to me. Always a the same... a birthday greeting card that says "Thinking Of You" and folded neatly in it, is MY OBITUARY from some (different every year) small Midwest town's newspaper...!!! Gosh...I hadn't REALIZED what a long lasting impression a country boy can make! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 January 30, 2007 You have just achieved a whole new level of respect from me.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #9 January 30, 2007 Exes are not like main canopies and freebags--after you cut them away, there's no point in searching for them...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 January 30, 2007 QuoteYou have just achieved a whole new level of respect from me. Somewhere I feel there is a pigmy tribe worshipping his likeness by sacrificing village animals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 January 30, 2007 Quoteafter you cut them away, there's no point in searching for them... Now if only THEY would stalk me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #12 January 30, 2007 QuoteShe hasn't shown up in the obituaries yet Now that is some funny shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 January 30, 2007 Sounds like you and Jim are talking about the same woman...just from different perspectives. Oh, and...the pygmies... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 January 30, 2007 QuoteYou have just achieved a whole new level of respect from me. ...and I can't tell you what a dubious honor THAT is, considering you think pop-tarts are a food group! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #15 January 30, 2007 I thought that a pop-tart is Christina Aguilera and that, my friend, could be a food groupI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 January 30, 2007 QuoteI thought that a pop-tart is Christina Aguilera and that, my friend, could be a food group Christina weighs like 2 pounds. She's a snack cake, not a food group. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
