stitch 0 #1 January 29, 2007 What are the differences between women and toilets??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 January 29, 2007 Most men wouldn't lick a toilet bowl."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #3 January 29, 2007 One takes your shit, the other doesn't?~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 January 29, 2007 QuoteWhat are the differences between women and toilets?? I apologize when I fart while sitting on a woman. Sometimes.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 January 29, 2007 Only one of them is going to be there when your money is gone and you need someone give you a bit of support.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #6 January 29, 2007 One of 'em takes scary smelly things out through a hole on the bottom end. One of 'em adds scary smelly things to the world through a hole on the bottom end.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #7 January 29, 2007 I only have the urge to look for one toilet when I need to lose a bodily fluid?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #8 January 29, 2007 You never need to worry about your toilet having someone else drop things in the hole.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #9 January 29, 2007 A toilet looks the same the next morning after a hard night of drinking. And it doesn't continually call as if dumping your fluids in it all night meant that you "had something special". _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #10 January 29, 2007 QuoteOne takes your shit, the other doesn't? One holds on to shit long after it has past and constantly keeps bringing that same shit up aghain - the other doesn't.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #11 January 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteOne takes your shit, the other doesn't? One holds on to shit long after it has past and constantly keeps bringing that same shit up aghain - the other doesn't. Damn, sounds like you've got a plumbing problem! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #12 January 29, 2007 QuoteOne holds on to shit long after it has past and constantly keeps bringing that same shit up aghain - the other doesn't. Word to the wise, DO NOT use a plunger on her face when she start bringing up old shit again! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #13 January 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteOne takes your shit, the other doesn't? One holds on to shit long after it has past and constantly keeps bringing that same shit up aghain - the other doesn't. Damn, sounds like you've got a plumbing problem! Actually, one of the diferences between a woman and a toilet . . . Pus the right button and the shit just down the big hole - flushes away - no problem. On women - if you push the right button, shit starts spewing out the big hole . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #14 January 29, 2007 One's always wet, but you don't desire to touch the wet parts, the other is rarely wet and when it is, we touch as much as possible. (unless it looks like couliflower)Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 January 29, 2007 Umm...where do you come up with this stuff? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 January 29, 2007 gotta have something to do when he gets temporarily prevented from making posts. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #17 January 29, 2007 Today, I'm blaming it on Andy. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 January 29, 2007 The toilet was not invented for the sole purpose of transporting your cum to a woman... Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #19 January 29, 2007 QuoteThe toilet was not invented for the sole purpose of transporting your cum to a woman... Blues, Dave that goes along the lines of . . . ?'s the differance between a Pussy and a Cunt? Pussy is what you fuck - The Cunt's the one that owns it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #20 January 29, 2007 QuoteThe toilet was not invented for the sole purpose of transporting your cum to a woman... Nope, it's just an added bonus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #21 January 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteThe toilet was not invented for the sole purpose of transporting your cum to a woman... Nope, it's just an added bonus. Am I the only one that takes exception to how "Invented" is used here?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #22 January 29, 2007 Quotegotta have something to do when he gets temporarily prevented from making posts. ha ha is this the new politically correct way, of saying "gets his ass spanked by the mediators and banned from the forum!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #23 January 29, 2007 okay now...thats not funny. you don't have to use the "C" word. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #24 January 29, 2007 Quoteokay now...thats not funny. you don't have to use the "C" word. YOU - need to meet Lee.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #25 January 29, 2007 QuoteAm I the only one that takes exception to how "Invented" is used here? Depends, are you a secular creationist? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
