Your Favorite "Dodgeball" Quotes

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"You're about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop."

Ok, so I took the best...what about other quotes? I'm watching it now.

I'm drunk, and watching Dodgeball.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Here on ESPN 8, the Ocho."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Good toss by the submissive out there."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"And it's all left to the only member without a Y chromosome."


"Oh, and he is balls-less."
"He has no balls, Cotton."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"We'll separate the wheat from the chaff...the men from the boys...the the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian."



That was for you, Remtard.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[skysprite 0]

Why rent the film when you've got Jaye to reenact it all for you!

~skysprite

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Hell yeah...


"Yeah I guess they don't make a 'Sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by 2 tons of irony' Hallmark card."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"They're too good and you suck somethin' awful."

"Necessary....is it necessary to drink my own urine? No...but it's sterile and I like the taste."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Go Balls Deep"


"...thank you, Chuck Norris."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Cram it up your cram-hole, La Fleur."


"What's our team motto?"
'Aim Low'?
"That's right."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Squeak 17]

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Looks like it's gonna be a 2 on 1...a menage' trois of pain"
"Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Listen up, crotch stain..."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Oh, now he;s a philosophiser."


"I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of king Midas' silver"

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[kenz 0]

sweetie you're better off just copying and pasting the screenplay ;)

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[ACMESkydiver 0]

ANd the all time best Dedgeball quote at the end after the credits:


"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
and they're like 'it's better than yours'
damn right...it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge."
"Are you happy? Fatty make a funny?"

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

From deleted scenes:


"It's the 'Cardio Cowboy' class..."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[d123 3]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Edit: for typo

Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

[ACMESkydiver 0]

that looks like it hurt.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[BillyVance 34]

lesson learned:
dodge the fucking wrench!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[d123 3]

Get off of me, don't you touch me. It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Get off of me, don't you touch me. It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

I love Michael (pronounced: 'MEE shell') riding up on the powder blue moped after that.

And that music is AWESOME!!

"Tonto...jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!"

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[d123 3]

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Get off of me, don't you touch me. It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

I love Michael (pronounced: 'MEE shell') riding up on the powder blue moped after that.

And that music is AWESOME!!

"Tonto...jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!"

That was a good scene. And the look on their faces as they drive away was priceless. I should rent Dodgeball tonight ... I think I might do that.

"I'm curious, is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life?
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal."

Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls!

[cderham 0]

"L for Love"

Chris
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