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leroydb

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OOoch...Thats got to smart......!!? He'd need some lube surely?:o
"I don't mean to harass you, but I was very impressed with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. And I was thinking to myself, now this girl's special..." M Renton

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A NECROPHILIAC MOUSE------- WEIRD! I WONDER IF HE LURED MOUSE #1 INTO THE TRAP TO KILL IT FIRST? YOU KNOW TO FEED HIS SADISTIC SEX DRIVE? HMMM, I WONDER IF MOUSE #1 IS MALE OR FEMALE? A HOMOSEXUAL MURDURING NECROPHILIAC MOUSE................. YEP, I THINK THAT TOPS THE WEIRD STUFF LIST FOR TODAY! :D
Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you."

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This is exactly what I used to tell my dad. He would want me to wake up and do something productive.

He'd say, "The early bird gets the worm." (As if getting worms is a goal. :S)

My response was, "But the second mouse get the cheese and f-s the first mouse in the butt."

This pic is just an illustration of why my goals revolve around being a slacker.

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