shortyj 0 #1 January 22, 2007 We don't have trash pick up and the apt. building trash bin that I usually throw it in was full. So I walked over to the public park and threw it in their trash can. I even had to take the lid off to get the whole bag in there.Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 January 22, 2007 It is my prediction that this thread will go down-hill fast. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 January 22, 2007 Jacked off. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #4 January 22, 2007 Does fucking the fat chick count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 January 22, 2007 Funny you should mention that...when I first moved to Atlanta, the appt. complex had optional trash disposal. SO, being a cheap bastard I opted to forego that and handle my own trash. What I did (for 6 months) was box it up nice and pretty and put it into the back of my pick-up. Sooner or later it would disappear...usually when we went to the mall. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 January 22, 2007 QuoteJacked off.Nice... oh and You too Andy... That's a cool idea... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #7 January 22, 2007 Does getting more than one use out of a condom count? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 January 22, 2007 QuoteDoes getting more than one use out of a condom count? oh damn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 January 22, 2007 QuoteFunny you should mention that...when I first moved to Atlanta, the appt. complex had optional trash disposal. SO, being a cheap bastard I opted to forego that and handle my own trash. What I did (for 6 months) was box it up nice and pretty and put it into the back of my pick-up. Sooner or later it would disappear...usually when we went to the mall. I would totally do that if I had old TV and computer or other electronics boxes... Fill 'em up, tape 'em up, throw 'em in the back of the truck bed and forget 'em. I only wish I could put a disposable camera in the box to record the asshole's reaction when he finds he's been had... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #10 January 22, 2007 I guess stitch was right Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiles 0 #11 January 22, 2007 I have a very heavy king size futon stuffed 14 inches thick with layer of foam thru the centre, my waterbed frame got f*%ked when being dismantled to move 10 yrs. ago. In desperation rather than just lay the futon on the bedroom floor of my new house-- I went over to the strip mall 1 blk. away and parked in the lane, stole as many dairyland milk crates I could get in my car. I lined them up to specs of futon, on my bedroom floor, took my closet doors off and layed them on top of the crates----(my new bed frame) re: my bed frame is made from dairyland milk crates and closet doors, .....I sleep like a babe!..... SMileseustress. : a positive form of stress having a beneficial effect on health, motivation, performance, and emotional well-being. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #12 January 22, 2007 QuoteI guess stitch was right Never ever admit that out loud Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #13 January 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteI guess stitch was right Never ever admit that out loud"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 799 #14 January 22, 2007 "stuffed 14 inches thick" THATS what SHE said!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #15 January 22, 2007 stitch just remember pride comes before fallPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #16 January 22, 2007 I forgot about this one. One of our friends when he was done with a car he would just take off the lisence plate and abandon it in the kroger parking lot Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #17 January 22, 2007 QuoteDoes getting more than one use out of a condom count? Um... Ick... Dude, condoms don't cost that much... And, you can go to Planned Parenthood and get them for free. But, I wouldn't know from experience or anything. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 January 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteDoes getting more than one use out of a condom count? Um... Ick... Dude, condoms don't cost that much... And, you can go to Planned Parenthood and get them for free. But, I wouldn't know from experience or anything. Or you could just use "Saran-Wrap" for a custom fit. Brilliant!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #19 January 22, 2007 well dropping off your trash in someone else container could be theft of services, so be carefull. Years ago when I was broke and out of work I had to survive as cheaply as possible.. oh and the simple tricks are as follows. The C-Stores usally have "free" mayo packages as well as mustard and BBQ sauces. Next was I took the first job that i could and that was a "handyman" at a hotel chain and it was poor pay at 5$ per hr and 20hrs per week.. but I was not going to ride the welfare system.. anyway I would take my laundry to housekeeping after hours and use thier machines for laundry and every few days i would take home shampoo, soap and rolls of toilet paper. I was poor and times where hard to say the least so i made due. my bills where kept up. I also used to church's trash dumpster that i lived next to and they where cool with that as I asked before hand. And every chance i got I hooked myself up at the all you can eat food buffets.. zip lock bags kick ass! Joewww.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #20 January 22, 2007 QuoteI forgot about this one. One of our friends when he was done with a car he would just take off the lisence plate and abandon it in the kroger parking lot Better file off all the serial numbers also otherwise ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #21 January 22, 2007 QuoteI forgot about this one. One of our friends when he was done with a car he would just take off the lisence plate and abandon it in the kroger parking lot From personal experience, they can still find you if it is was ever registered.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #22 January 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteDoes getting more than one use out of a condom count? Um... Ick... Dude, condoms don't cost that much... And, you can go to Planned Parenthood and get them for free. But, I wouldn't know from experience or anything. Or you could just use "Saran-Wrap" for a custom fit. Brilliant!!! I always liked surgical gloves... 5 times the uses for each glove as a condom.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #23 January 22, 2007 QuoteI always liked surgical gloves... 5 times the uses for each glove as a condom.What size glove do you use? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #24 January 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteI always liked surgical gloves... 5 times the uses for each glove as a condom.What size glove do you use? Youth, of course!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #25 January 22, 2007 all # were removedPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites