bloody_trauma 2 #26 January 22, 2007 i once ate ramen noodles for a month straight when i was unemployedFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #27 January 22, 2007 Quotei once ate ramen noodles for a month straight when i was unemployed sheesh... I did that while employed!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #28 January 22, 2007 QuoteQuotei once ate ramen noodles for a month straight when i was unemployed sheesh... I did that while employed!!! I still do that!! And, as a treat to myself, I can eat a can of raviolis once a month... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #29 January 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuotei once ate ramen noodles for a month straight when i was unemployed sheesh... I did that while employed!!! I still do that!! And, as a treat to myself, I can eat a can of raviolis once a month... SWOON "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #30 January 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteI forgot about this one. One of our friends when he was done with a car he would just take off the lisence plate and abandon it in the kroger parking lot From personal experience, they can still find you if it is was ever registered. I did something similar twice in the late 70s with "Bic Lighter" (desposable) type cars. Never heard anything from anybody regarding them.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #31 January 22, 2007 Does my ex count? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #32 January 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuotei once ate ramen noodles for a month straight when i was unemployed sheesh... I did that while employed!!! I still do that!! And, as a treat to myself, I can eat a can of raviolis once a month... I regularly live for a month off strictly lard and water once a year Allows me to enjoy all the good food more.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #33 January 23, 2007 It depends. Same night same person? or mutiple uses on different partners? Did you file off the serial numbers?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #34 January 23, 2007 Ate roadkill. Fresh venison is just too good to let go to waste. Besides, the suckers head scratched my truck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #35 January 23, 2007 QuoteAte roadkill. Fresh venison is just too good to let go to waste. Besides, the suckers head scratched my truck! My grandmother called me one Sunday morning at 6 AM (a habit of her's I wasn't particularly fond of in my early 20's! ), just to tell me what she'd had for supper the night before...fresh young pheasant. Apparently it'd flown into one of her windows and startled her. When she went outside she found it flopping around in her flower garden so she grabbed it, wrung its neck, plucked it, and cooked it. Similarly when my grandfather was young he happened across a guy hunting quail from the road. He said something about them being out of season and thus subject to poaching laws which prompted the hunter to take off without his birds. My grandpa picked them up and took them home for his family to eat. In keeping with this thread, he and his siblings also had the chore of walking railroad tracks to pick up the pieces of coal that fell off during transport. It's kind of sobering for me to imagine the rampant poverty of the Depression. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #36 January 23, 2007 borrowed someone elses-caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #37 January 23, 2007 QuoteDoes getting more than one use out of a condom count? All depends. Were you the first one to use it? 359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #38 January 23, 2007 The cheapest thing I ever did was change my own oil and cook at home. You guys are making me feel like a big spender. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #39 January 23, 2007 did you cook with the oil you took from yur car? what i want to know i have any of you ever borrowed your friends diaphragm? (Puke)Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #40 January 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDoes getting more than one use out of a condom count? Um... Ick... Dude, condoms don't cost that much... And, you can go to Planned Parenthood and get them for free. But, I wouldn't know from experience or anything. Or you could just use "Saran-Wrap" for a custom fit. Brilliant!!! I always liked surgical gloves... 5 times the uses for each glove as a condom. Not to mention the built-in French tickler!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #41 January 23, 2007 When I went to Eloy for the holiday boogie in '05, I could afford the jump tickets and the team room. Didn't really have money for food. So I stole 30 each of the single serve peanut butter and the single serve jelly out of the cafeteria at school, along with a knife, then bought a couple loaves of bread once I got to Eloy. Went out for dinner three times I think, had 1 cheeseburger at the DZ.... and a shitload of sandwiches and water.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #42 January 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDoes getting more than one use out of a condom count? Um... Ick... Dude, condoms don't cost that much... And, you can go to Planned Parenthood and get them for free. But, I wouldn't know from experience or anything. Or you could just use "Saran-Wrap" for a custom fit. Brilliant!!! I always liked surgical gloves... 5 times the uses for each glove as a condom. Not to mention the built-in French tickler!!! you know what they say... "No glove, no love!"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #43 January 23, 2007 I got another one I was working a hair show and there is no time to sit much less eat. I was in a covention centre on a sunday so nothing was open or near this place. and about 2 hrs. after lunch in between running models I found this food cart in one of the rooms with some lunchmeat cheese and a few pepsi's so I helped myselfPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aloneinthesky 0 #44 January 23, 2007 pretended i was shopping at the grocery store but just kept eating everything i pulled off the shelves.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #45 January 23, 2007 you really just unwrapped the food and ate it there in the aslie? if I seen someone doing that I would I think it sounds like something mr. bean would doPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #46 January 23, 2007 QuoteWhen I went to Eloy for the holiday boogie in '05, I could afford the jump tickets and the team room. Didn't really have money for food. So I stole 30 each of the single serve peanut butter and the single serve jelly out of the cafeteria at school, along with a knife, then bought a couple loaves of bread once I got to Eloy. Went out for dinner three times I think, had 1 cheeseburger at the DZ.... and a shitload of sandwiches and water.And we see how that worked out Stiffy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
