FlyingJ 0 #1 January 20, 2007 So what do you think will be the format of your demise? Get your prediction here. I think I would be proud to go in my predicted manner: Jason: At age 82 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 January 20, 2007 QuoteSo what do you think will be the format of your demise? Get your prediction here. I think I would be proud to go in my predicted manner: Jason: At age 82 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies. Lisa: At age 52 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus. That's just not nice Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #3 January 20, 2007 Doug: At age 28 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #4 January 20, 2007 Jack: At age 108 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #5 January 20, 2007 J : At age 61 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. at least they were suckerfish hmmm just got scuba certified too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripsmacker181 0 #6 January 20, 2007 At age 30 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. Hopefully, Old, Wise and peacefully in my sleep, somewhere in Hawaiii, with someone. MediCare : Allergic to Prison. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 January 20, 2007 At age 88 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #8 January 20, 2007 ***Jennifer: At age 73 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. Quote Just kill me now... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #9 January 20, 2007 At age 84, you will expire while being gang-banged by 10 porno-starlettes. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #10 January 20, 2007 Gonzo: At age 39 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. apparently things could be worse... hmmSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites iluvtofly 0 #11 January 20, 2007 At age 67 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites snowslider 0 #12 January 20, 2007 Cody: At age 58 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BIGUN 1,318 #13 January 20, 2007 QuoteBigun: At age 73 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! I think this could happen to anyone at any age.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #14 January 20, 2007 QuoteAt age 88 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever. Hey, me too! But I'll be 77! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites downwardspiral 0 #15 January 20, 2007 At age 47 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever Apparently I will be the first to go www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skysprite 0 #16 January 20, 2007 At age 31 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved. Remind me not to go to any boogies with golf carts that year. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyguy78 0 #17 January 20, 2007 I will go by being the first person to attempt to roller blade down the hoover dam. If I succeed, then it is destiny that I live.There is a fine line between being a hopeless romantic and a stalker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gato 0 #18 January 20, 2007 "Chris: At age 58 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again." No porn stars, no ruthless pack of gorgeous insatiable 20-year-old brunettes & redheads. Fucking lap dogs. To hell with that - I'm going to merge with The Force when I'm 149 years young, right after a weekend of wingsuiting out of my friend WatchYourStep's new Jetson car, and romping with Angelina Jolie's 3 hottie daughters, the triplets that just graduated from Harvard. (There; fixed it for myself.) T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pug 0 #19 January 20, 2007 "At age 84 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle." So not going there... _______ Edit: Retrying it gives another prediction, which seems, eerily enough, all the more likely: "At age 43 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries." Think I ought to change jobs... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jewels 0 #20 January 20, 2007 At age 50 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much. I think that sounds plausible.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladydyver 0 #21 January 20, 2007 QuoteSo what do you think will be the format of your demise? Get your prediction here. I think I would be proud to go in my predicted manner: Jason: At age 82 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies. I die from a heroin overdose at 42 - darn it...don't even do heroin - does jumping count?DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #22 January 20, 2007 sharimcm: At age 55 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. Umm.... I think now is a good time to get rid of my cell phone... Although, I do have another 25+ years before I go... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tbrown 26 #23 January 21, 2007 At age 88 my prototype flying machine will work, but while aloft I will be sucked into a jet engine of a larger airplane and spewed out the back. Fuckin'-A cool way to go !! Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ImGunnaJump 0 #24 January 21, 2007 I kept trying to 'predict my death' until I found a death I liked: At 85 you die from lethal wounds inflicted by the blades of a blender while trying to make your sixteenth margarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!). This is a death I can live with!"...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #25 January 21, 2007 Karen: At age 31 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
stitch 0 #9 January 20, 2007 At age 84, you will expire while being gang-banged by 10 porno-starlettes. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 January 20, 2007 Gonzo: At age 39 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. apparently things could be worse... hmmSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #11 January 20, 2007 At age 67 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snowslider 0 #12 January 20, 2007 Cody: At age 58 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,318 #13 January 20, 2007 QuoteBigun: At age 73 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! I think this could happen to anyone at any age.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #14 January 20, 2007 QuoteAt age 88 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever. Hey, me too! But I'll be 77! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #15 January 20, 2007 At age 47 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever Apparently I will be the first to go www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #16 January 20, 2007 At age 31 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved. Remind me not to go to any boogies with golf carts that year. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyguy78 0 #17 January 20, 2007 I will go by being the first person to attempt to roller blade down the hoover dam. If I succeed, then it is destiny that I live.There is a fine line between being a hopeless romantic and a stalker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #18 January 20, 2007 "Chris: At age 58 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again." No porn stars, no ruthless pack of gorgeous insatiable 20-year-old brunettes & redheads. Fucking lap dogs. To hell with that - I'm going to merge with The Force when I'm 149 years young, right after a weekend of wingsuiting out of my friend WatchYourStep's new Jetson car, and romping with Angelina Jolie's 3 hottie daughters, the triplets that just graduated from Harvard. (There; fixed it for myself.) T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pug 0 #19 January 20, 2007 "At age 84 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle." So not going there... _______ Edit: Retrying it gives another prediction, which seems, eerily enough, all the more likely: "At age 43 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries." Think I ought to change jobs... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #20 January 20, 2007 At age 50 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much. I think that sounds plausible.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #21 January 20, 2007 QuoteSo what do you think will be the format of your demise? Get your prediction here. I think I would be proud to go in my predicted manner: Jason: At age 82 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies. I die from a heroin overdose at 42 - darn it...don't even do heroin - does jumping count?DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #22 January 20, 2007 sharimcm: At age 55 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. Umm.... I think now is a good time to get rid of my cell phone... Although, I do have another 25+ years before I go... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #23 January 21, 2007 At age 88 my prototype flying machine will work, but while aloft I will be sucked into a jet engine of a larger airplane and spewed out the back. Fuckin'-A cool way to go !! Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #24 January 21, 2007 I kept trying to 'predict my death' until I found a death I liked: At 85 you die from lethal wounds inflicted by the blades of a blender while trying to make your sixteenth margarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!). This is a death I can live with!"...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #25 January 21, 2007 Karen: At age 31 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
