ladydyver 0 #26 January 21, 2007 QuoteI kept trying to 'predict my death' until I found a death I liked: At 85 you die from lethal wounds inflicted by the blades of a blender while trying to make your sixteenth margarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!). This is a death I can live with! What a great way to bite it!!!DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #27 January 21, 2007 Travis: At age 85 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. Holy s*!t it's gonna happen again......HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #28 January 21, 2007 Yeah, I think so too...it would have been perfect if they had mentioned a 'frozen margarita with salt on the rim'! "...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michalm21 2 #29 January 21, 2007 Michal: At age 60 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #30 January 21, 2007 At 62 my head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for 36 hours I hope I can still get it up at 62 I can't wait. If anyone knows Britney tell her we can get started now. Call me baby I'm waiting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #31 January 21, 2007 QuoteAt 62 my head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for 36 hours I hope I can still get it up at 62 I can't wait. If anyone knows Britney tell her we can get started now. Call me baby I'm waiting. dude, I hope at 62, she brings a pic of her from her youth... by then, who knows what the hell she'll look like! MY EYES!!!! AHHHH!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #32 January 21, 2007 I'll probably die walking across the street. That would make sense since I have a few factors working against me: 1. High risk job 2. Extremely high stress job 3. Not great eating habits 4. Smoker 5. Competitive swooper 6. I ride a motorcycle So yup, I'll probably drop dead on the crapper or get hit by a car while walking to the pool hall. I might make it to 40.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #33 January 21, 2007 By 62 I'll be blind as a bat and I won't care what she looks like. How does her mom look these days?? Thats the indicator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #34 January 21, 2007 you mean like one of those irony deaths... the kind where the guy plays with sharp objects regularly, does stunts in his spare time, works with the jackass guys, plays on the freeway, eats nothing but junkfood, smokes everything, does every drug and ends up dying by getting shot by a stray bullet while pumping gas into his car to go set a guinness world record as the first man to slam headfirst into a brickwall and live kinda way??? just curiousSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #35 January 21, 2007 Quote you mean like one of those irony deaths... the kind where the guy plays with sharp objects regularly, does stunts in his spare time, works with the jackass guys, plays on the freeway, eats nothing but junkfood, smokes everything, does every drug and ends up dying by getting shot by a stray bullet while pumping gas into his car to go set a guinness world record as the first man to slam headfirst into a brickwall and live kinda way??? just curious Yeah, that's pretty much it for me, except for the illicit drug use. If I'm lucky, it'll be so spectacularly ironic or massive in explosion that it'll make the national news.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #36 January 21, 2007 QuoteBy 62 I'll be blind as a bat and I won't care what she looks like. How does her mom look these days?? Thats the indicator. no idea... i've moved on to better things to jer... i mean pay attention to...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #37 January 21, 2007 QuoteQuote you mean like one of those irony deaths... the kind where the guy plays with sharp objects regularly, does stunts in his spare time, works with the jackass guys, plays on the freeway, eats nothing but junkfood, smokes everything, does every drug and ends up dying by getting shot by a stray bullet while pumping gas into his car to go set a guinness world record as the first man to slam headfirst into a brickwall and live kinda way??? just curious Yeah, that's pretty much it for me, except for the illicit drug use. If I'm lucky, it'll be so spectacularly ironic or massive in explosion that it'll make the national news. mine will probably not be from what was predicted, but from coming up with complicated and disturbing possibilities in my head like that...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #38 January 21, 2007 scot: at the age 67 you will die in a fiery golf- cart crash, alcohol will be involved. makes me wonder because there's a golf course right next to my home dz.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #39 January 21, 2007 Ok, so after playing around with my ideas, I went ahead and did the prediction website thing, it said the following (which is pretty much what I was getting at): QuoteDave: At age 38 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #40 January 21, 2007 Jef: at age 45 on your birthday you will die from a conveyor belt accident while trying to satisfy 45 women of dz.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #41 January 21, 2007 Billy Vance: At age 70 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. what the fuck?!? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #42 January 21, 2007 QuoteMichele: At age 77 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle. Hrm....actually, knowing me, it's fairly plausible. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #43 January 21, 2007 Damn, these things are good: Rainbo: At age 55 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #44 January 21, 2007 Squeak: At age 56 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay Damn that like 13 years away I had better start Living large...Hey Wife time to sell EVERYTHINGYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #45 January 21, 2007 Hey, you stole mine! QuoteKeely: At age 79 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #46 January 21, 2007 Cora: At age 43 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #47 January 21, 2007 Deosn't get any better than this. CSpenceFLY: At age 90 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #48 January 21, 2007 Matt: At age 79 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #49 January 21, 2007 Skymama: At age 87 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweetness 0 #50 January 21, 2007 "At age 56 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes." "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
