grue 1 #1 January 20, 2007 ... at my dad's, finishing off a 2 litre bottle of soda... I upend it to finish it off, and he appears from NOWHERE, and squeezes the bottle whilst I'm drinking the last bit, causing what could best be described as a esophageal overpressure situation, resulting in a high-velocity stream of lemon soda out of my nose, landing on the couch, carpet, and myself. Let this be a lesson: Never, ever let an evil person out of your sight when you're drinking out of a bottle of soda.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 January 20, 2007 Your dad is my new hero. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 January 20, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #4 January 20, 2007 I'll have to remember that one. Thank your dad for meRainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 January 20, 2007 Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't it you that said at age 12, you realized you were more of a grown up than your dad?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #6 January 20, 2007 QuoteCorrect me if I am wrong, but wasn't it you that said at age 12, you realized you were more of a grown up than your dad? I think I usually use sixteen for that joke, but yeah He's insane, and thus, a great inspiration sometimes cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 January 20, 2007 I'd ground him. Make him wash your(his) car n stuff. and a $100 fine for some skydive $ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 January 20, 2007 Wait till your dad falls asleep, then dip his hand in a bowl of warm water. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 January 20, 2007 and if that doesn't work, pee on him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #10 January 20, 2007 Quote... at my dad's, finishing off a 2 litre bottle of soda... I upend it to finish it off, and he appears from NOWHERE, and squeezes the bottle whilst I'm drinking the last bit, causing what could best be described as a esophageal overpressure situation, resulting in a high-velocity stream of lemon soda out of my nose, landing on the couch, carpet, and myself. Let this be a lesson: Never, ever let an evil person out of your sight when you're drinking out of a bottle of soda. that is soooo coooollllll!!!!!DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #11 January 20, 2007 good thing it wasn't dr. pepper... that stuff burns worse than STD's... so I hear.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
