Gawain 0 #26 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteInstead of SHIT!...shoot, shucks, crap Sugar, shoot, shiii i .. i .. i ... i QuoteInstead of FUKK...????? Phooey! QuoteInstead of Hell...Heck? Hell's a swear word? How the fuck should WE know?! What the hell? F*ck the f*cking sh*t! Anyone seen that clip about the word "f*ck"...it expounds on how versatile that word really is. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #27 January 18, 2007 QuoteIn all honesty, I say "nutty fudgekins." I'm serious, I really do. So do I; but only in the sack... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #28 January 18, 2007 Check out the movie "Johnny Dangerously" you farggin' bastidge cork soaker. The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #29 January 18, 2007 QuoteCheck out the movie "Johnny Dangerously" you farggin' bastidge cork soaker. Check out "Bugsy Malone" you Ice HoleYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #30 January 18, 2007 QuoteCheck out the movie "Johnny Dangerously" you farggin' bastidge cork soaker. cork you, ya fargin ice hole. You shouldn't hang me on a hook. My father hung me on a hook once... once!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #31 January 18, 2007 QuoteYou shouldn't hang me on a hook. My father hung me on a hook once... once! You shouldn't have kicked me in the balls...my mother kicked me in the balls once...onwhaaaooh...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #32 January 18, 2007 I use "sugarwater" and "curses" as my substitutes. Edited to add: Oh yeah, instead of hell, I say "Darnit all to heck". ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #33 January 18, 2007 "So do I; but only in the sack... " Do you know Keith?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuote I managed to get under my coach's skin at uni with my language and the associated cards, and he instituted a new rule stating that anyone who got a card for language would cost the team a 4 mile run at 5am the next morning. I figure "no big deal, I'll change languages". THE NEXT GAME, someone blindsided me and I said the Russian-language equiv to "I fucked your mother, you fucking asshole!", and all of a sudden the ref pulls out a card... ...turns out he was raised in Moscow Coach was so amused by it that he didn't make us run I could say that same line in sign language to the right people and get away with it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #35 January 18, 2007 QuoteI use "sugarwater" and "curses" as my substitutes. Edited to add: Oh yeah, instead of hell, I say "Darnit all to heck". Coach Bobby Bowden at Florida State likes to say "dadgumit" when talking to the press. It's better than "goddamnit" since these are family newspapers... however, I'm sure he says the real thing on the field. If I could have a dollar for every time I lipread a coach at a game on TV saying some curse word, I'd be rich. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grue 1 #36 January 18, 2007 Quote If I could have a dollar for every time I lipread a coach at a game on TV saying some curse word, I'd be rich. Gretzky had a bit of a vocabulary on him, too cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 235 #37 January 18, 2007 "Jeeper-Creepers" is an acceptable substitute for any curse word. People will just ask if you've been possessed by Pollyanna."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #38 January 18, 2007 Quote"Jeeper-Creepers" is an acceptable substitute for any curse word. People will just ask if you've been possessed by Pollyanna. Or the kids from "Leave It To Beaver" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #39 January 18, 2007 Dod Gam Bon of a Sitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #40 January 18, 2007 QuoteDod Gam Bon of a Sitch or YUCK FOU! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #41 January 18, 2007 There are a lot of PG words you can use. As the father of 4 children who are good listeners, I've used them all. But occasionally I've had to drop an F*bomb at work. Sometimes you just have to get peoples' attention. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites plowdirt 0 #42 January 18, 2007 Wow I love my cursing It just rolls off my tounge so easy. About the only word I won't use, unless things are really bad, and if it's used look out, is the ladies favorite "C" word. But in my line of work my customers only here it while I'm working, cause it's the omly way my guys understand they fucked up, and I'm fucking pissed off. And they better get their shit streight or they can find another damn job with some guy who could give 2 shits. wow I think suddenly they will have a better day now thats out of the way. Luv ya kid E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #43 January 18, 2007 I use "fudge" instead of fuck. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #44 January 18, 2007 It's not just a matter of replacing a few words, it's a different way of thinking. Next time you feel a bit angry or frustrated at work, instead of saying, "Shit!!!", try this: [roll your head forward while giving a deep, loud sigh] [pause for a moment and then suddenly drop to your knees] [reach outward with arms--palms facing up] "God, why do you hate me so?!!! Have I not lived a good life, being kind to others and keeping the Ten Commandments in my heart? I cannot bear this!!! Please, Please strike me down with lightning right now if you have any compassion for me at all!!!!" [look around at your stunned co-workers with a look of annoyance on your face] "What are you looking at, you bunch of freaks?!!!!" Then go back to business as usual. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #45 January 18, 2007 learn to cuss in German. It's very satisfying & scares the hell out of everyone! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheBile 0 #46 January 18, 2007 QuoteInstead of SHIT!...shoot, shucks, crap Instead of FUKK...????? Instead of Hell...Heck? Shite ! Shhhhugar ! Poo ! Crap ! Frakk! (Battlestar Gallactica), Frick! (Scrubs), Flip! (Flippin' 'eck primarily used by Brits ?) Balls !Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #47 January 18, 2007 QuoteInstead of FUKK...????? frugal, flock, flunnnk..? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pullhigh 0 #48 January 18, 2007 QuoteWhen a "Shit" or "Fuck" is warranted, I use it. I'm a white-collar guy. Might not be professional but at least my clients know when trouble is up. I don't know what you do for a living, but I hope you're not a doctor... That's just one of those a doctor shouldn't say around a patient. Scott Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #49 January 18, 2007 How about Calisse d'ostie vierge de calvaire Its classy. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tigra 0 #50 January 18, 2007 I remember watching one of the Die Hard movies on one of the cable stations- TNT maybe? Instead of bleeping out all the swear words, they replaced them and the substitutes were pretty funny. (Unlike the way they dub over certain words on the Sex and the City reruns which is just lame!) I can't remember them all, but one that stands out is when Bruce Willis lit the gas on the runway to blow up the bad guy's plane and said "Yippee Cayee, M_____ F______!", he said "Mr. Falcon" instead. My guy and I still use that sometimes! What's funny is that I can swear a LOT in certain situations, but I have no trouble not swearing at work, in front of my mother or in front of kids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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BillyVance 34 #35 January 18, 2007 QuoteI use "sugarwater" and "curses" as my substitutes. Edited to add: Oh yeah, instead of hell, I say "Darnit all to heck". Coach Bobby Bowden at Florida State likes to say "dadgumit" when talking to the press. It's better than "goddamnit" since these are family newspapers... however, I'm sure he says the real thing on the field. If I could have a dollar for every time I lipread a coach at a game on TV saying some curse word, I'd be rich. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #36 January 18, 2007 Quote If I could have a dollar for every time I lipread a coach at a game on TV saying some curse word, I'd be rich. Gretzky had a bit of a vocabulary on him, too cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #37 January 18, 2007 "Jeeper-Creepers" is an acceptable substitute for any curse word. People will just ask if you've been possessed by Pollyanna."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #38 January 18, 2007 Quote"Jeeper-Creepers" is an acceptable substitute for any curse word. People will just ask if you've been possessed by Pollyanna. Or the kids from "Leave It To Beaver" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #39 January 18, 2007 Dod Gam Bon of a Sitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #40 January 18, 2007 QuoteDod Gam Bon of a Sitch or YUCK FOU! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #41 January 18, 2007 There are a lot of PG words you can use. As the father of 4 children who are good listeners, I've used them all. But occasionally I've had to drop an F*bomb at work. Sometimes you just have to get peoples' attention. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #42 January 18, 2007 Wow I love my cursing It just rolls off my tounge so easy. About the only word I won't use, unless things are really bad, and if it's used look out, is the ladies favorite "C" word. But in my line of work my customers only here it while I'm working, cause it's the omly way my guys understand they fucked up, and I'm fucking pissed off. And they better get their shit streight or they can find another damn job with some guy who could give 2 shits. wow I think suddenly they will have a better day now thats out of the way. Luv ya kid E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #43 January 18, 2007 I use "fudge" instead of fuck. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #44 January 18, 2007 It's not just a matter of replacing a few words, it's a different way of thinking. Next time you feel a bit angry or frustrated at work, instead of saying, "Shit!!!", try this: [roll your head forward while giving a deep, loud sigh] [pause for a moment and then suddenly drop to your knees] [reach outward with arms--palms facing up] "God, why do you hate me so?!!! Have I not lived a good life, being kind to others and keeping the Ten Commandments in my heart? I cannot bear this!!! Please, Please strike me down with lightning right now if you have any compassion for me at all!!!!" [look around at your stunned co-workers with a look of annoyance on your face] "What are you looking at, you bunch of freaks?!!!!" Then go back to business as usual. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #45 January 18, 2007 learn to cuss in German. It's very satisfying & scares the hell out of everyone! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #46 January 18, 2007 QuoteInstead of SHIT!...shoot, shucks, crap Instead of FUKK...????? Instead of Hell...Heck? Shite ! Shhhhugar ! Poo ! Crap ! Frakk! (Battlestar Gallactica), Frick! (Scrubs), Flip! (Flippin' 'eck primarily used by Brits ?) Balls !Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #47 January 18, 2007 QuoteInstead of FUKK...????? frugal, flock, flunnnk..? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pullhigh 0 #48 January 18, 2007 QuoteWhen a "Shit" or "Fuck" is warranted, I use it. I'm a white-collar guy. Might not be professional but at least my clients know when trouble is up. I don't know what you do for a living, but I hope you're not a doctor... That's just one of those a doctor shouldn't say around a patient. Scott Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #49 January 18, 2007 How about Calisse d'ostie vierge de calvaire Its classy. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #50 January 18, 2007 I remember watching one of the Die Hard movies on one of the cable stations- TNT maybe? Instead of bleeping out all the swear words, they replaced them and the substitutes were pretty funny. (Unlike the way they dub over certain words on the Sex and the City reruns which is just lame!) I can't remember them all, but one that stands out is when Bruce Willis lit the gas on the runway to blow up the bad guy's plane and said "Yippee Cayee, M_____ F______!", he said "Mr. Falcon" instead. My guy and I still use that sometimes! What's funny is that I can swear a LOT in certain situations, but I have no trouble not swearing at work, in front of my mother or in front of kids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
