goofyjumper 0 #1 January 18, 2007 Make him dinner every night. What the fuck?! He wants a spanish omlet every day. This was not in the job description. How do I stop this irrational behavior?----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #2 January 18, 2007 QuoteMake him dinner every night. What the fuck?! He wants a spanish omlet every day. This was not in the job description. How do I stop this irrational behavior? So i can lose weight you dumb ass. Now get back in the kitchen and top using the computerhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #3 January 18, 2007 Two words.. RAT POISON !! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteMake him dinner every night. What the fuck?! He wants a spanish omlet every day. This was not in the job description. How do I stop this irrational behavior? So i can lose weight you dumb ass. Now get back in the kitchen and top using the computer Go cook your own damn omelet."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pullhigh 0 #5 January 18, 2007 Do what any good wait staff type person would do to an asshole customer.... spit in it! Ganja Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #6 January 18, 2007 I would but hers taste so much better. Plus, she's getting the exercise...see always thinking always thinking.... Goal is to get down to 210.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 January 18, 2007 See, Brandy? You let him know that you could cook and now it's come back to haunt you. But wait...maybe it's not too late. Just severely burn the next 7 omelets...that's what my wife did...that's how I found that all-American staple, Ramen Noodles.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 January 18, 2007 QuoteTwo words.. RAT POISON !! ONE WORD LAXETTESYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 January 18, 2007 Please don't say staple around Brandyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #10 January 18, 2007 Ok. I think I have a better Idea. Make it a game. Next time you hafta cook, Fix what he wants. Bring it to the table nice & hot. Then look at him & ask......... Can you find the hidden pube???? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 January 18, 2007 QuotePlease don't say staple around Brandy OMG...serendipity at work! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 January 18, 2007 Make him an ALPO omelette. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 January 18, 2007 QuoteMake him an ALPO omelette. MMMMM dog food no the dog would be very jealous.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #14 January 18, 2007 QuoteMake him an ALPO omelette. The sad thing is he will eat it and love it. I think what I will do is put a couple cigarette butts in it and see how he reacts.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 January 18, 2007 You two are probably the funniest couple on here. Always good for a laugh. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 January 18, 2007 I don't see how you can even make omelettes. If I woke up next to Lee everyday, I would've already chewed both my arms off. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #17 January 18, 2007 QuoteI don't see how you can even make omelettes. If I woke up next to Lee everyday, I would've already chewed both my arms off. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 January 18, 2007 The best way to handle this, Is to help him really loose some weight. Add EXLAX to the Omlets. Adds a Nice Chocolate Flavor and will speed up the weight loss process. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #19 January 18, 2007 QuoteSee, Brandy? You let him know that you could cook and now it's come back to haunt you. ****Note to self....Don't let him know I can cook**** Thanks! I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #20 January 18, 2007 I know that is what I get for making him a good omlet.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 January 18, 2007 QuoteThe best way to handle this, Is to help him really loose some weight. Add EXLAX to the Omlets. Adds a Nice Chocolate Flavor and will speed up the weight loss process. And make him shit outside so as not to stink up the whole damn house! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteSee, Brandy? You let him know that you could cook and now it's come back to haunt you. ****Note to self....Don't let him know I can cook**** Thanks! I guess that is why Robby married you. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #23 January 18, 2007 QuoteMake him dinner every night. What the fuck?! He wants a spanish omlet every day. So, what's he doing for you in return? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 January 18, 2007 QuoteSo, what's he doing for you in return? Well if I know Lee.. He is taking naps, Running his mouth, Stinking up the House and making rude comments every he gets. What more can a Woman ask for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 January 18, 2007 QuoteYou let him know that you could cook and now it's come back to haunt you. I know how that is. Now I am starting the grill every evening I home around 6. Why does my kid have to be a snitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
