GTAVercetti 0 #26 January 17, 2007 I was at the zoo a few years ago and the monkeys were doing it. Missionary style. The male was eating lettuce while he casually had sex. Monkey sex is not hot. Nor it is wild. HE WAS EATING WHILE DOING IT!Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #27 January 17, 2007 admit it...you've done the same thing...while her name may not have been lettuce, surely you have tried the same approach, no? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #28 January 17, 2007 That was good. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #29 January 17, 2007 If my man tried/did that.... he'd be yanking his own monkey for some time!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #30 January 17, 2007 QuoteMonkey sex is not hot. Nor it is wild. HE WAS EATING WHILE DOING IT! I know a woman who said she has read a book before while her husband had sex with her. It has nothing to do with monkeys, but you made me think of her.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #31 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteMonkey sex is not hot. Nor it is wild. HE WAS EATING WHILE DOING IT! I know a woman who said she has read a book before while her husband had sex with her. It has nothing to do with monkeys, but you made me think of her. Wait - what was the trigger then??I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #32 January 17, 2007 QuoteIf my man tried/did that.... he'd be yanking his own monkey for some time!!!! g I think you missed his joke. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #33 January 17, 2007 Quoteyou HAVE to explain your screen name before we define monkey sex...are you kidding me??? OK, here goes. I was in Eloy this past Holiday Boogie, and was sitting on a couch. On the couch next to mine was a poor helpless injured jumper (with the screen name of monkeycndo) with his shaved head so close by. We were discussing his shaved head, when his girlfriend told me it was OK to rub it if he didn't mind, so I did. But then I asked if I could lick it, since it looked so tastey....and I did. And that is the story of how I picked the name HeadLicker. Well...that is one of the reasons So, does that constitute as monkey sex?"Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #34 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteMonkey sex is not hot. Nor it is wild. HE WAS EATING WHILE DOING IT! I know a woman who said she has read a book before while her husband had sex with her. It has nothing to do with monkeys, but you made me think of her. off subject and - wel - whatever - I like the new Avatar . . . it doesn't quite do you the justice you deserve - but - meh - it's the best yet.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #35 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteIs monkey sex just that? Having sex with a monkey? Or am I missing some deep meaning? Should I be concerned that you think I'm the one who knows the answer to this and the reasons behind it or are you just replying to me because I was the last one in the thread? Wild monkey sex...when you have relations with enthusiasm (not necessarily with a monkey), or so I've heard. MMMM I like relations with enthusiasm. Lets hear it for wild monkey sex. Can I set up an application form on here?"Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #36 January 17, 2007 DUH~ oooops g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #37 January 17, 2007 QuoteSo, does that constitute as monkey sex? No, I think that just constitutes as gross. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #38 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo, does that constitute as monkey sex? No, I think that just constitutes as gross. LOLOLOLOL You are just jealous."Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #39 January 17, 2007 only amongst gay monkeys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #40 January 17, 2007 Quoteoff subject and - wel - whatever - I like the new Avatar . . . it doesn't quite do you the justice you deserve - but - meh - it's the best yet. um...thank you, I think. lol...I think I'll just go without an avatar after that assessment of my pictures. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #41 January 17, 2007 but you're still here! Can I submit a picture (that's pitcher to you )for your avatar??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #42 January 17, 2007 QuoteYou are just jealous. I've met Sean. I can honestly say that I've never wanted to lick his head. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #43 January 17, 2007 Quoteonly amongst gay monkeys Well, we all have the kind of monkeys that we like. "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #44 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou are just jealous. I've met Sean. I can honestly say that I've never wanted to lick his head. I have to second that.... However I do like to give Frenchy kisses on his bald head.... so I guess that doesn't make me any better. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #45 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou are just jealous. I've met Sean. I can honestly say that I've never wanted to lick his head. Which one? "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #46 January 17, 2007 QuoteWhich one? I can't answer that, his girlfriend will kick my ass. You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #47 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhich one? I can't answer that, his girlfriend will kick my ass. You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that... Oh my god! There are gay skydivers? Michael wins my award for the best new screen name."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #48 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou are just jealous. I've met Sean. I can honestly say that I've never wanted to lick his head. I have to second that.... However I do like to give Frenchy kisses on his bald head.... so I guess that doesn't make me any better. g OK Guppie, that makes 2 pervs present and accounted for. "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #49 January 17, 2007 QuoteYou know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Headlicker is a guy???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #50 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhich one? I can't answer that, his girlfriend will kick my ass. You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that... I couldn't be gay....skydiving would make me break a nail. And the wind during free fall would just ruin my hairdo. And talk about bad fashion...does this jump suit make my ass look big?"Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
