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Monkey sex is not hot. Nor it is wild. HE WAS EATING WHILE DOING IT!



I know a woman who said she has read a book before while her husband had sex with her. It has nothing to do with monkeys, but you made me think of her.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Monkey sex is not hot. Nor it is wild. HE WAS EATING WHILE DOING IT!



I know a woman who said she has read a book before while her husband had sex with her. It has nothing to do with monkeys, but you made me think of her.



Wait - what was the trigger then??:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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you HAVE to explain your screen name before we define monkey sex...are you kidding me???:D:D:D



OK, here goes. I was in Eloy this past Holiday Boogie, and was sitting on a couch. On the couch next to mine was a poor helpless injured jumper (with the screen name of monkeycndo) with his shaved head so close by. We were discussing his shaved head, when his girlfriend told me it was OK to rub it if he didn't mind, so I did. But then I asked if I could lick it, since it looked so tastey....and I did. And that is the story of how I picked the name HeadLicker. Well...that is one of the reasons ;) So, does that constitute as monkey sex?
"Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous."
--George Eliot

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Monkey sex is not hot. Nor it is wild. HE WAS EATING WHILE DOING IT!



I know a woman who said she has read a book before while her husband had sex with her. It has nothing to do with monkeys, but you made me think of her.



off subject and - wel - whatever - I like the new Avatar . . . it doesn't quite do you the justice you deserve - but - meh - it's the best yet.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Is monkey sex just that? Having sex with a monkey? Or am I missing some deep meaning?



Should I be concerned that you think I'm the one who knows the answer to this and the reasons behind it or are you just replying to me because I was the last one in the thread? :ph34r:

Wild monkey sex...when you have relations with enthusiasm (not necessarily with a monkey), or so I've heard. ;)



MMMM I like relations with enthusiasm. Lets hear it for wild monkey sex. Can I set up an application form on here?
"Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous."
--George Eliot

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off subject and - wel - whatever - I like the new Avatar . . . it doesn't quite do you the justice you deserve - but - meh - it's the best yet.



um...thank you, I think. lol...I think I'll just go without an avatar after that assessment of my pictures. :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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You are just jealous.



I've met Sean. I can honestly say that I've never wanted to lick his head. :P



I have to second that.... However I do like to give Frenchy kisses on his bald head.... so I guess that doesn't make me any better. :S

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Which one?



I can't answer that, his girlfriend will kick my ass. :ph34r:

You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Which one?



I can't answer that, his girlfriend will kick my ass. :ph34r:

You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that...



Oh my god! There are gay skydivers? :D;)

Michael wins my award for the best new screen name.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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You are just jealous.



I've met Sean. I can honestly say that I've never wanted to lick his head. :P



I have to second that.... However I do like to give Frenchy kisses on his bald head.... so I guess that doesn't make me any better. :S

g



OK Guppie, that makes 2 pervs present and accounted for. :P
"Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous."
--George Eliot

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You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right?



Headlicker is a guy????

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Which one?



I can't answer that, his girlfriend will kick my ass. :ph34r:

You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that...



I couldn't be gay....skydiving would make me break a nail. And the wind during free fall would just ruin my hairdo. And talk about bad fashion...does this jump suit make my ass look big?
"Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous."
--George Eliot

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