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[skymama 37]

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Oh my god! There are gay skydivers?

Well, I just wrote that because he said he was going to put up an application for wild monkey sex. I assumed that would be to attract women, but I'm sure gay men like wild monkey sex too. It's all good.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Which one?

I can't answer that, his girlfriend will kick my ass.

You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Oh my god! There are gay skydivers?

Michael wins my award for the best new screen name.

Thanks Krisanne

"Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous."
--George Eliot

[normiss 801]

are you going to use this new hotness of yourself in any other venues you're known to frequent as well?
I can't keep all these hot women straight with all these hot avatar pictures....

[skymama 37]

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are you going to use this new hotness of yourself in any other venues you're known to frequent as well?

No, I can keep you on your toes that way.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Is great monkey sex the same at hot gorilla sex?

I'm sure that any kind of sex will keep one warm in this cold weather... But, since I'm a virgin..

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Which one?

I can't answer that, his girlfriend will kick my ass.

You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Oh my god! There are gay skydivers?

Michael wins my award for the best new screen name.

Thanks Krisanne

Only God knows what PMs you might have gotten if you chose "Headsucker"...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Come on Andrea, I knew the entire time we were talking in Dublin, you were just thinking how nice it would be to lick my head. Admit it and set yourself free.

With all this talk about hot monkey sex, and I'm not getting any PMs, WTF!!!

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You are not getting any from me either.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[ladyflyer77 0]

Here you are bitchin about not getting any PM's. Have you sent any out yourself?

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[monkycndo 0]

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Here you are bitchin about not getting any PM's. Have you sent any out yourself?

Well,.....um, How you doin'?

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[ladyflyer77 0]

Sean, Sean, Sean....you were supposed to ask me if I wanted to have wild monkey sex!

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

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Sean, Sean, Sean....you were supposed to ask me if I wanted to have wild monkey sex!

Well, since you brought it up, and I do appreciate the offer.

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Sean, Sean, Sean....you were supposed to ask me if I wanted to have wild monkey sex!

Well, since you brought it up, and I do appreciate the offer.

Just be careful with that wild monkey sex... you could do some damage with that cast of yours...

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[skymama 37]

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Come on Andrea, I knew the entire time we were talking in Dublin, you were just thinking how nice it would be to lick my head. Admit it and set yourself free.

No, the whole time I was talking to you, I was wondering what you had on under your kilt.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Just be careful with that wild monkey sex... you could do some damamge with that cast of yours...

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Nope, with those balloons you sent, I have made an balloon bumper for it. No excuses. Let the party begin.

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[ladyflyer77 0]

Just be careful with that wild monkey sex... you could do some damage with that cast of yours...

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No, the whole time I was talking to you, I was wondering what you had on under your kilt.

All you had to do was ask Mouth. Or do as she did.

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this cold ass weather?

i would say jump around and yell cause Kentucky beat Carolina's butt in basketball but that can't compete with hot monkey sex and Skymama's rants

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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Mastrubate will reading Sunny's posts.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Common guys! You skydive! ;)

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Which one?

I can't answer that, his girlfriend will kick my ass.

You know everyone is going to assume you're gay with that screen name, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Oh my god! There are gay skydivers?

Michael wins my award for the best new screen name.

Thanks Krisanne

Only God knows what PMs you might have gotten if you chose "Headsucker"...

Damn, I knew someone would come up with a better one once I signed up.

"Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous."
--George Eliot

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this cold ass weather?

i would say jump around and yell cause Kentucky beat Carolina's butt in basketball but that can't compete with hot monkey sex and Skymama's rants

KENTUCKY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! No worries with my team any worries with any of yours? (anyone and everyone)

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!