BillyVance 34 #51 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuote'Cause its the arm pit of America. Hmmm...my ex always said that Alabama was the arm pit of America. Maybe we should get rid of that state too? I mean, other than Billy Vance, what good comes from THAT state? Ah, but Alabamians always say "thank God for Mississippi or we'd be last in everything", then Mississippians say "thank God for Louisiana or we'd be last in everything"... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #52 January 17, 2007 And I've been telling everyone that the only difference between being in Alabama and being in a coma is that there's usually brain activity in a comaI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #53 January 17, 2007 QuoteAnd I've been telling everyone that the only difference between being in Alabama and being in a coma is that there's usually brain activity in a coma Like YOU'D know?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #54 January 17, 2007 Without a doubt it is (thus i moved)!!! But Pennsylvania is so worthless and takes FOREVER to drive through...... The US would be better if we just ditched it, and moved all the states closer together!! "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #55 January 17, 2007 QuoteWithout a doubt it is (thus i moved)!!! But Pennsylvania is so worthless and takes FOREVER to drive through...... The US would be better if we just ditched it, and moved all the states closer together!! Ever drive through KANSAS?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #56 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteWithout a doubt it is (thus i moved)!!! But Pennsylvania is so worthless and takes FOREVER to drive through...... The US would be better if we just ditched it, and moved all the states closer together!! Ever drive through KANSAS?! (from a comic, but SO apropos!!) Oh, Kansas is flat and I hate it, and this is the flat Kansas song... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #57 January 17, 2007 QuoteI think we can do away with Idaho... It's a government conspiracy state... I mean, who LIVES in Idaho?? Idaho does have a HUGE arian nation following.... but Northern Idaho is very beautiful. So I'd keep the state, just gas all the people. Now a WORTHLESS state is Iowa.... WTF is there??? Flat, ugly, the people are about 2 decades behind the world.... USELESS!!! Get rid of it! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #58 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI'll start...New Jersey. Why? 'Cause its the arm pit of America. Bobbi I agree...I'm guessing that's what happened to "OLD" Jersey anyway! Well as I look out my window its still there... See attached It's B E A U T I F U L ! ________________________________ Ahhh... the smell of chemicals and bodies in the woodlots! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #59 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuote How 'bout California? They're in their own little world anyhow! Cool, we could stop tax flow subsidies to Texas. __________________________________ Is that why, so many Californians are moving to Texas? ...and Arizona, New Mexico, Wyoming, Utah, Montana... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #60 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuote'Cause its the arm pit of America. Hmmm...my ex always said that Alabama was the arm pit of America. Maybe we should get rid of that state too? I mean, other than Billy Vance, what good comes from THAT state? Ah, but Alabamians always say "thank God for Mississippi or we'd be last in everything", then Mississippians say "thank God for Louisiana or we'd be last in everything"... _____________________________________ I thought, it was just Arkansas that was so thankful for Mississippi? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #61 January 17, 2007 Cool, we could stop tax flow subsidies to Texas. *** Hey M~Rig...remember when we sold 'em all that power a few years back?! Till then they though a 'Brown out' was a landscapers holiday! ( did i SAY that?!) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #62 January 17, 2007 QuoteCool, we could stop tax flow subsidies to Texas. *** Hey M~Rig...remember when we sold 'em all that power a few years back?! Till then they though a 'Brown out' was a landscapers holiday! ( did i SAY that?!) _______________________________________ Yeah! I remember that! They got a lot of room to talk. I guess, they figure if, they put all the attention on someone else... keeps the flack off them! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #63 January 17, 2007 Quote Now a WORTHLESS state is Iowa.... WTF is there??? Flat, ugly, the people are about 2 decades behind the world.... USELESS!!! Get rid of it! g IOWA=Idiots Out Walking Around or IOWA=I Owe the World an Apology Take your pick. They're both true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #64 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuote Now a WORTHLESS state is Iowa.... WTF is there??? Flat, ugly, the people are about 2 decades behind the world.... USELESS!!! Get rid of it! g IOWA=Idiots Out Walking Around or IOWA=I Owe the World an Apology Take your pick. They're both true. There goes Couch Freaks!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #65 January 17, 2007 Indiana cause it makes Ohio too far away. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #66 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteWithout a doubt it is (thus i moved)!!! But Pennsylvania is so worthless and takes FOREVER to drive through...... The US would be better if we just ditched it, and moved all the states closer together!! Ever drive through KANSAS?! no, but why don't we get rid of that one too then "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csbrady 0 #67 January 17, 2007 New Hampshire.... what does that state offer besides being the most southern state in the north? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #68 January 17, 2007 Love it! Stir the kettle before I go to work and when I get home...this thread is still in the top 10. Thinking about the topic...how about Alabama. What good have they done for us lately?? Oooor West Virginia...come on already!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #69 January 17, 2007 QuoteThere goes Couch Freaks!! It's not the same anymore, as it is. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #70 January 17, 2007 True story. We were standing in the line at the DMV on the Friday before New Years eve. One lady behind us tells the other she is back in the State of Illinois and has to get a new license. The other asks her where she has been living. She replied "Chicago" So I vote we get rid of the State of Chicago.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #71 January 17, 2007 Get rid of South Canada...everything north of the Mason-Dixon. There's Yankees and there's Damn Yankees...nah, just Damn Yankees and take George Steinbrenner with you.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #72 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteI think we can do away with Idaho... It's a government conspiracy state... I mean, who LIVES in Idaho?? Idaho does have a HUGE arian nation following.... but Northern Idaho is very beautiful. So I'd keep the state, just gas all the people. Now a WORTHLESS state is Iowa.... WTF is there??? Flat, ugly, the people are about 2 decades behind the world.... USELESS!!! Get rid of it! g idaho doesn't have a huge arian nation following, just a few vocal ass clowns up in the panhandle. other than that, idaho is prety cool. 2 thirds of the land here is public. this state is good about allowing you a place to do almost anything you like to do. we should get rid of nevada, who needs gambling and prostitution anyway? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #73 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteWithout a doubt it is (thus i moved)!!! But Pennsylvania is so worthless and takes FOREVER to drive through...... The US would be better if we just ditched it, and moved all the states closer together!! Ever drive through KANSAS?! I-40 through Tennessee takes all fucking day. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #74 January 17, 2007 I've only ever met one person from Wyoming in my life. So clearly not much is going on out there."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #75 January 17, 2007 QuoteI've only ever met one person from Wyoming in my life. So clearly not much is going on out there. It is the most sparsely populated state per square mile, unless I'm mistaken."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
