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leroydb

What Friends are NOT For! 14 Jan 07

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What are friends for? What is the meaning of friends?

1. Friends do not take you out on your birthday to get you plastered when you have health conditions.

2. Friends do not use you purely to buy their drinks.

3. Friends do not call a "true friend" from an hour away (45 speeding) to come pick the drunk one up so that they don't have to take her home and miss pressious drinking and partying time. They could have easily taken her home, a mere 10 minute drive.

4. Friends do not put a round for the bar on yoru credit card before they close your tab out when you are puking outside.

5. Friends do not take your phone so they could have contacted a "real friend."

6. Friends do not try to get and use the drunk friends car for the rest of the night after a "real friend" drives an hour to pick said friend up.

7. Friends do not say early in the night, "Get her drunk before the 'aka' true friend shows up."

There are plenty of other things that friends shouldn't do. I ask again, What are friends for, What is the meaning of friends?

I can't say for sure, but I CAN tell you what Friends are not supposed to do after last night.

FUCK THE HATERS, FUCK THE PLAYERS, FUCK THE LIARS, STEALERS AND CHEATERS. This is past bullshit. This is worse than taking advantage of a GI Joe freshly back from a WAR with money burning a hole in his or her pocket.

Real Friends don't do this shit. All I can say is that there were 2 kewl people there(an aswe tatto artist and some army dude), that at least kept her keys till I got there.
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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This is all true... but a "real friend" is perfectly willing to make the 2.5 hour round trip to pick up a drunk friend so that said friend doesn't injure or kill themselves or someone else. ;)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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You guys be nice and let him vent. His heart is in the right place-one of his friends was in trouble.

Stop bringing Reason and Rational thought into Bonfire, haven't you seen the allergic reactions it causes:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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seriously I'm already getting a rash...



So you do have herpes....hrm....:D

:D:D:$:D:D I'll have to go get myself a valtrex script... :ph34r::P

edited to add: damn... 9 posts and we're already talking sex... :S

Sorry, Leroyb it sounds like you did a good thing for a friend... good on ya man... :)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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You would have to figure it out by this age,

Common man When in your life have you not been in trouble when drinking and friends weren't involved.

I would say for my part NEVER.

Xnay the drink.

Work on new friends.

There is a program out there thats called AA, yea I know, but the truth is in the 12 steps. And they are not easy, but it helps you face the facts.

Good luck to you DB

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I would have been more inclined to argue with park rangers than drink like that again...Thanks for taking care of my dumb ass last night, you know I love you for it....;)
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

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