ladyflyer77 0 #1 January 11, 2007 Lets see if you can answer these two riddles? 1) I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it? 2)What goes around the world but stays in the corner? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #2 January 11, 2007 Quote 2)What goes around the world but stays in the corner? A comet that stays in it's corner of the galaxy Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #3 January 11, 2007 Quote 2)What goes around the world but stays in the corner? The midget in my suitcase. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #4 January 11, 2007 Quote 2)What goes around the world but stays in the corner? A rich but poorly skilled swooper? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #5 January 11, 2007 1) I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it? a splinter 2)What goes around the world but stays in the corner? a stamp"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #6 January 11, 2007 Okay smartass -Give me food and I will live, give me water and I will die. What am I? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #7 January 11, 2007 -Give me food and I will live, give me water and I will die. What am I? Fire"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites azdav 0 #8 January 11, 2007 Quote -Give me food and I will live, give me water and I will die. What am I? FIRE............damnit, beat me Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #9 January 11, 2007 Okay...okay....you are getting these all too fast. He is a little harder one. Go for it. What word begins with 'h', ends with 'n', contains six letters, and contains eight words besides itself without transposing a single letter? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #10 January 11, 2007 What word begins with 'h', ends with 'n', contains six letters, and contains eight words besides itself without transposing a single letter? "Herein." The words it contains are: "he," "her," "here," "ere," "re," "rein," "I," and "in.""Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #11 January 11, 2007 If I really thought you were that good, I would have to rape you right now. But something tells me you are just looking it up on the web. Slick guy. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #12 January 11, 2007 QuoteIf I really thought you were that good, I would have to rape you right now. But something tells me you are just looking it up on the web. Slick guy. If you rape me I will tell you how I know these this well "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #13 January 11, 2007 okay...now tell!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #14 January 11, 2007 Its COD... gotta rape me first!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #15 January 11, 2007 You couldnt rape the willing.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #16 January 11, 2007 QuoteYou couldnt rape the willing.... Shhhh.... Quiet..... You're screwing up my chances"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #17 January 11, 2007 QuoteIts COD... gotta rape me first! How would you like to start? With this If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #18 January 11, 2007 QuoteQuoteIts COD... gotta rape me first! How would you like to start? With this Obviously my kind of gal, we'll start there and go for sex!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #19 January 11, 2007 Good turn on this thread...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #20 January 11, 2007 I can and you can then we can get into what ever in the monkey hell you like. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #21 January 11, 2007 Pretty soon you're gonna have him makin one of these faces...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #22 January 11, 2007 QuoteI can and you can then we can get into what ever in the monkey hell you like. 30 years go I was told I was very good at , since then I've gotten better!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #23 January 11, 2007 haha...i'll to that If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #24 January 11, 2007 I'm thinking of a word that describes a particular type of woman. It is four letters. They three letters are U-N-T. What word am I thinking of? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #25 January 11, 2007 WATCH IT!!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Lindercles 0 #3 January 11, 2007 Quote 2)What goes around the world but stays in the corner? The midget in my suitcase. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 January 11, 2007 Quote 2)What goes around the world but stays in the corner? A rich but poorly skilled swooper? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #5 January 11, 2007 1) I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it? a splinter 2)What goes around the world but stays in the corner? a stamp"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #6 January 11, 2007 Okay smartass -Give me food and I will live, give me water and I will die. What am I? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #7 January 11, 2007 -Give me food and I will live, give me water and I will die. What am I? Fire"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #8 January 11, 2007 Quote -Give me food and I will live, give me water and I will die. What am I? FIRE............damnit, beat me Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #9 January 11, 2007 Okay...okay....you are getting these all too fast. He is a little harder one. Go for it. What word begins with 'h', ends with 'n', contains six letters, and contains eight words besides itself without transposing a single letter? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #10 January 11, 2007 What word begins with 'h', ends with 'n', contains six letters, and contains eight words besides itself without transposing a single letter? "Herein." The words it contains are: "he," "her," "here," "ere," "re," "rein," "I," and "in.""Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #11 January 11, 2007 If I really thought you were that good, I would have to rape you right now. But something tells me you are just looking it up on the web. Slick guy. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #12 January 11, 2007 QuoteIf I really thought you were that good, I would have to rape you right now. But something tells me you are just looking it up on the web. Slick guy. If you rape me I will tell you how I know these this well "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #13 January 11, 2007 okay...now tell!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #14 January 11, 2007 Its COD... gotta rape me first!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #15 January 11, 2007 You couldnt rape the willing.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #16 January 11, 2007 QuoteYou couldnt rape the willing.... Shhhh.... Quiet..... You're screwing up my chances"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #17 January 11, 2007 QuoteIts COD... gotta rape me first! How would you like to start? With this If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #18 January 11, 2007 QuoteQuoteIts COD... gotta rape me first! How would you like to start? With this Obviously my kind of gal, we'll start there and go for sex!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #19 January 11, 2007 Good turn on this thread...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #20 January 11, 2007 I can and you can then we can get into what ever in the monkey hell you like. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #21 January 11, 2007 Pretty soon you're gonna have him makin one of these faces...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #22 January 11, 2007 QuoteI can and you can then we can get into what ever in the monkey hell you like. 30 years go I was told I was very good at , since then I've gotten better!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #23 January 11, 2007 haha...i'll to that If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #24 January 11, 2007 I'm thinking of a word that describes a particular type of woman. It is four letters. They three letters are U-N-T. What word am I thinking of? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #25 January 11, 2007 WATCH IT!!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! 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ladyflyer77 0 #9 January 11, 2007 Okay...okay....you are getting these all too fast. He is a little harder one. Go for it. What word begins with 'h', ends with 'n', contains six letters, and contains eight words besides itself without transposing a single letter? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #10 January 11, 2007 What word begins with 'h', ends with 'n', contains six letters, and contains eight words besides itself without transposing a single letter? "Herein." The words it contains are: "he," "her," "here," "ere," "re," "rein," "I," and "in.""Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #11 January 11, 2007 If I really thought you were that good, I would have to rape you right now. But something tells me you are just looking it up on the web. Slick guy. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #12 January 11, 2007 QuoteIf I really thought you were that good, I would have to rape you right now. But something tells me you are just looking it up on the web. Slick guy. If you rape me I will tell you how I know these this well "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #13 January 11, 2007 okay...now tell!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #14 January 11, 2007 Its COD... gotta rape me first!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 January 11, 2007 You couldnt rape the willing.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #16 January 11, 2007 QuoteYou couldnt rape the willing.... Shhhh.... Quiet..... You're screwing up my chances"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #17 January 11, 2007 QuoteIts COD... gotta rape me first! How would you like to start? With this If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #18 January 11, 2007 QuoteQuoteIts COD... gotta rape me first! How would you like to start? With this Obviously my kind of gal, we'll start there and go for sex!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #19 January 11, 2007 Good turn on this thread...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #20 January 11, 2007 I can and you can then we can get into what ever in the monkey hell you like. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #21 January 11, 2007 Pretty soon you're gonna have him makin one of these faces...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #22 January 11, 2007 QuoteI can and you can then we can get into what ever in the monkey hell you like. 30 years go I was told I was very good at , since then I've gotten better!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #23 January 11, 2007 haha...i'll to that If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #24 January 11, 2007 I'm thinking of a word that describes a particular type of woman. It is four letters. They three letters are U-N-T. What word am I thinking of? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #25 January 11, 2007 WATCH IT!!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
