normiss 798 #26 September 1, 2006 STOP DAMNIT!!! I cannot spew beer on my beautiful flat screen...besides...it burns a little when it comes out through the nose. damn that's funny shit right there... so umm....said video REALLY exist??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #27 September 1, 2006 QuoteSTOP DAMNIT!!! I cannot spew beer on my beautiful flat screen...besides...it burns a little when it comes out through the nose. damn that's funny shit right there... so umm....said video REALLY exist??? ya, a friend came to the dz with his ex and said she wanted to go naked, so i woke up the new tm (22 jumps) that night with the chick and told him im breakin him in correctly tomorrow, hes takin her naked. ill see if i can upload a quick vid of some flappage somewhere, but not tonight. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #28 September 1, 2006 Quoteill see if i can upload a quick vid of some flappage somewhere, but not tonight. I've seen such flappage, and it looks like the whistling would be drowned out by the sound of clapping. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #29 September 1, 2006 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #30 September 1, 2006 reminds me of something the DI used to say in boot camp... ...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #31 September 1, 2006 Quoteto each his own I suppose...but "fake" women with fake boobs, too much make up, open to group sex with other "fake" women...ehh...just doesn't do it for me. My guess is ... too much bimbo personality to go with it... whatever dude, they are porn stars. they arent meant to marry. I dont mean that they are fuckable either. its just fun to goof with. I wouldn't put anyhting of mine in anything of theirs. so the bimbo personality wouldnt bother me one bit.it would make me laugh, though. Be judgemental all you want but these "fake" women at least gave us something to goof about. (I've got a beautiful skygirl that I love to death. But even she would laugh if these girl came to the DZ thinking they were all that.) sometimes you gotta goof off and enjoy the moment.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #32 September 1, 2006 Quotesometimes you gotta goof off and enjoy the moment. ahh how right you are my friend....QuoteI wouldn't put anyhting of mine in anything of theirs my fav statement on that: I wouldn't fuck her with a rented dick and someone else pushing! but STILL!!! damn... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #33 September 1, 2006 with a rented dick. LOL now thats funny. George Carlin had a funny line like that. I dontknow if that was exactly it but it was clsoeMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #34 September 1, 2006 I remember now he siad I woudn't fuck her with a STOLEN dickMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #35 September 1, 2006 Damn that's funny....until I started pondering how exactly you steal a dick??!! <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #36 September 1, 2006 Yikes!! But why would porn stars call themselves 'MILF'? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that 'Mother I'd Love to F*ck'? Eegad that would be a shitty childhood growing up with your buddies seeing your mama's hoo-ha and rubber boobies flappin' away at terminal all over the internet...right before she goes down on a couple other women. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #37 September 1, 2006 lucky? only if you are into bad boob-jobs The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #38 September 1, 2006 QuoteBut why would porn stars call themselves 'MILF'? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that 'Mother I'd Love to F*ck'? Well its better than the "I've come to fix your fridge". ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #39 September 1, 2006 Quote...Someone please put these gals in touch with the Better Business Bureau. Clearly no one honored their request for a refund on those store-bought boobs. I don't get it....this from a lady who doesn't need store-boughts... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #40 September 1, 2006 Lots of judgemental people here. Who says a porn actress or actor can't have a child?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #41 September 1, 2006 QuoteDamn that's funny....until I started pondering how exactly you steal a dick??!! Ask mRs BobbitMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #42 September 1, 2006 QuoteDamn that's funny....until I started pondering how exactly you steal a dick??!! By picking up Wayne Bobbitt's discarded cut-off dick... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #43 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteyour not wrong. I think the one in green is actually a poster here i can't remember her name but she starts with a K Kylie i think something like that. http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/90.jpg http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/93.jpg Someone please put these gals in touch with the Better Business Bureau. Clearly no one honored their request for a refund on those store-bought boobs. LOLWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #44 September 1, 2006 Spotty on the botty.....EWWwww!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #45 September 1, 2006 QuoteLots of judgemental people here. I agree. They look like they had a blast. I am sure the tandem masters had a blast. Everyone can take thier "better than thou" attitude right out the door for all I am concerned.~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 September 1, 2006 QuoteThe first one should be posted in the "Tandem exits" thread over in the Instructors forum. Is it bad that was my first thought while watching that video? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brianfry713 0 #47 September 1, 2006 There are plenty of fetishs out there, this one just caters to those who like MILFs, or hot older moms, into adventure sports. Lots of weird ones are popular, like bestiality, kiddie porn, feet, etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #48 September 1, 2006 QuoteLots of judgemental people here. Who says a porn actress or actor can't have a child? Absolutely true. Regardless, that boob job in the middle is just atrocious. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #49 September 1, 2006 you honestly think any of those 3 are MILFs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jayhfx 0 #50 September 1, 2006 Personally I think those chicks rule. Everyone whose beating them up over boob jobs are just being silly. If they didn't have boob jobs the same people would be focusing on something else. Lucky tandem dudes!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
