NSFW--Someone was a lucky tandem instructor!

[PRSKY71 0]

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I was having this very conversation about fake ones with the two guys in the pic. They were adamant about their expectations. "We just don't 'settle'. We have standards. Blah...blah (barf icon)"

Umm... yeah. Waiting for Heather Locklear to show up and throw herself at them.

Guys are so full of crap.

Myself ? I just like women nekkid. Any women who is unclothed and even just reasonably attractive, you'll find me looking.

Staring is just my personal expression of appreciation.
If they are naked in a public place, then they must want me to look. I'm here to help.

Boobs don't matter, it's ears. I like a big-eared woman.

Your two friends look like they have HIGH standards!!!
Isn't Heather Locklear in her late 40s? I mean, she looks absolutely great, but I didn't think . . . Well, I take it back, she just looks great!!!!

Yeah, you're right, guys are full of crap!!!!

And, yep, that's what I thought -- you guys can and will admire, even oggle nekkid women, regardless of boob job or not!!

Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks

[freeflir29 0]

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What's an MRE cracker?

A military "Meal Ready To Eat." The crackers in them are freakin NOTORIOUS for being broken. Even if they aren't you have to have a Jenga Master's skill to remove them from the package, get jelly on it, and then bite into it without it breaking into millions of pieces. Any one of them could sprinkle crumbs in my sheets without me getting mad. IF I were single.

[happythoughts 0]

I just mentioned HL cause she was on a tv commercial at the moment. Plus, I've got no idea who the "new hottie" is.

Unfortunately, I'm just not up on stuff.

[lawrocket 3]

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Isn't Heather Locklear in her late 40s? I mean, she looks absolutely great, but I didn't think . . . Well, I take it back, she just looks great!!!!

One of those rare Hollywood types that actually looks better in person. I saw her about 4 years ago at the Canyon Club in SoCal. I was stricken not only by her phycial beauty, but also by how tiny she is.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[PRSKY71 0]

And in my girly opinion, she looks better now than she did when she was on T.J. Hooker. She had those really puffy cheeks then...But I think she is absolutely gorgeous now, especially given her age and motherhood!! And, she seems really friendly and down to earth.

Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks

[PRSKY71 0]

Well, there might be too many -- new hotties, that is. And, IMHO, I really do think HL is a hottie.

Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks

[freeflir29 0]

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I really do think HL is a hottie.

The kittens I have killed due to that woman.

[PRSKY71 0]

You horrible man, you!!!

Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks

[lawrocket 3]

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I really do think HL is a hottie.

The kittens I have killed due to that woman.

I thought about doing that in the bathroom of the Canyon Club, till Ritchie Sambora came in to take a leak... He and Tommy Lee have a big thing in common.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[freeflir29 0]

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I thought about doing that in the bathroom of the Canyon Club, till Ritchie Sambora came in to take a leak...

So you went "Meat Gazing" instead?

[lawrocket 3]

No. RItchie Sambora - peeing off of the Golden Gate Bridge - was quoted as saying:

"Man. This water's COLD."

"And DEEP!"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Conundrum 1]

I thought there was a rule against posting porn, no?

[lawrocket 3]

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I thought there was a rule against posting porn, no?

From the Rules:

"Posts that contain material that we deem to be blatantly or unnecessarily racist, sexist, homophobic, bigoted, pornographic, or otherwise offensive, may be removed."

So, there seems to be some wiggle room. I reckon this is somewhat topical, while other shit (no pun intended, Walt) would be deemed unnecessarily offensive.

Just my reading...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Conundrum 1]

So basically mods have the right to pick and choose who they'll allow to post porn. Heh.

[Lindercles 0]

For that matter boobie posts could be considered pornographic as well. And most of those don't even have a rig in the shot.

[freeflir29 0]

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So basically mods have the right to pick and choose who they'll allow to post porn.

"This ain't no damn democracy."

[lawrocket 3]

Yes. I posted it a while back - what became known as the "Cupcake Theorem" for my repeatledly stating, "Suck it up, cupcakes" to those who complain about the moderator's authority.

I've since learned people seemed to like the phrase...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[peckerhead 0]

The vidiot totally hosed the exit......

I would have been MUCH closer than that!

[AggieDave 6]

You forget about these photos that are on the site as well.

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/gallery/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Photo_Submissions/Naked

The original photos that started that gallery were posted by HH himself.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[PLFXpert 0]

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"Meal Ready To Eat."

Gross. I'll survive on trail mix, thanks.

I am, however, the Queen of Jenga. I forget what "expert" level of the tower said on the box, but Billy and I got one more than that! Oh yea--we got mad skills.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[freeflir29 0]

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Gross. I'll survive on trail mix, thanks.

You're telling me!?!?!?!?!? I work with a bunch of ex-Army and Marine Corps guys and they eat MRE's like it's nothing. Luckily I RARELY ate MRE's during my 10 years in the Air Force. I would have to be STARVING to break down and eat one. Certainly a LAST resort. I ALWAYS had plenty of room in my vehicle for "Pogey Bait." I could go a few days when I was on foot without eating much until I saw my truck again.

[highfly 0]

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Spotty on the botty.....EWWwww!

Better than a zit on the tit

www.myspace.com/durtymac

[happythoughts 0]

"Meals Rejected by Ethiopians"

[Muenkel 0]

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And in my girly opinion, she looks better now than she did when she was on T.J. Hooker. She had those really puffy cheeks then...But I think she is absolutely gorgeous now, especially given her age and motherhood!! And, she seems really friendly and down to earth.

Heather is 43 or 44 tops. She has gotten much better looking with age, if that is even possible. I've had a huge crush on her for 25 years.

Chris

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[udder 0]

eh... Im not going to be so high and mighty. I've done uglier.

"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E