T-shirt faux paux

[happythoughts 0]

I have a bunch of tasteless t-shirts. T-shirts with grim reaper jokes, and such, are just funny. Not everyone thinks so.

I've got a shirt with 3 skeleton with rigs hanging from the floater bar on a King Air. Totally cool, but some of the public sector gets freaked.

Got any interesting, limited-appeal shirts ?

[Shotgun 1]

I have this t-shirt. I suppose that it is limited-appeal.

And now that I found a picture of it online (it was given to me from a friend), that site has a lot of funny t-shirts: http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/sanr.html.

[cocheese 0]

I once had a shirt:

SHUT UP
STUPID
BITCH!


I only wore it twice. Both times at rock concerts.
Ya know how you forget what shirt you are wearing until someone reminds you.

Anyway........the shirt had unexpected effects. Chicks would come up to me all happy and say " I'm not a bitch" ( I was thinking.."but you're stupid right?") They actually talked to me more than ever before.

Which once again shows that there are a lot of women attracted to assholes.

[happythoughts 0]

I had a friend who was in the Navy. He had a shirt that said, "I won't go down on the ship, but I'll go down on your little sister."

Guys would walk up and very seriously say, "Butthead, you don't know my little sister." It got weird.

[cocheese 0]

Yea this planet scares me too.

[Zep 0]

I had a tee-shirt that said "I'm English the British can kiss my arse an fuck off home" I was always ahead of the times

Gone fishing

[masterrig 1]

From a T-Shiet...

Carpenter to friend: "Hold my beer while I nail your sister!"


Chuck

[Squeak 17]

I have one with a sillouette of a swooper on the front and "If it can't Kill you, it's a hobbie not a sport" on the back

I dont wear it much at the DZ anymore, people have less of a sense of humour after a couple of people go in.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Beer 0]

I have one with a wiener dog that says rub my weiner for good luck.
That one always works out well at the strip clubs.

Jiffy lube emblem, but says stiffie lube
Feces peices not chocolate butt clumps

A few I've made

I think I'm bi-polar. I like to wear a white bear suit and have sex with men and women.
I dig chicks with moustaches
Touch my no-no spot
Free Martha Stewart


Yeah, most of my shirts tend to inappropriate.

Learn to be happy. You can't be there for anybody else in life if you can't learn to be there for yourself.

[Vallerina 2]

I have this shirt: http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Squeak 17]

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I have this shirt: http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html

YES just name the place and time

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[cocheese 0]

I don't even know you anymore.

[ffejdraga 0]

I have been collecting them lately.
here is a run down, with links provided when they are available:

Cowbell
Shroedinger front (click"back" to see the back of the shirt)
Hug a stranger
Caucasia
Country clubs
El Salvador

Then, I have one from t-shirthell.com that says "123 out of 124 high School students say: Viva Aruba!" No longer available. But t-shirthell has a bunch I want, good stuff: T-shirt hell most likely nsfw...

I also have a nicely done "han shot first" shirt, with the official logo of star wars before it got shut down.

Yes, I am a geek.
jeff D-16906

[Lindercles 0]

Oh my god, you're such a dork. I love it.


Ps. Note the lower case "g."

[JohnMitchell 16]

Isn't it "faux pas"?

That would be a faux pas, n'est-ce pas?

[g_fun 0]

I’ve got a bunch of those tasteless shirts too. My favorite one right now says: I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

How can I be so thirsty when I drank so much last night?

[McDuck 0]

I just got this one for Christmas.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[Remster 30]

I saw some guy at the Bent Prop with one saying (or something like that)

Vanilla
It's for ice cream

Shamefull really

Remster

[turtlespeed 226]

I have . . . This Shirt . . . but it has a picture of Bob on the front holding a fist out . . . I simply LOVE it. I think everyone else does too.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[happythoughts 0]

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Isn't it "faux pas"?

That would be a faux pas, n'est-ce pas?

Probably, I have no idea how to spell in French.
In fact, I speak English as a second language.
I learned Southern first.

[happythoughts 0]

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I have this shirt: http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html

I was looking at the question mark as another variable and came up with ? (squared)

[JustaBill 0]

I had one that was an advertisement for "Bubble Gum surf board wax" On the back in great big letters it said "JUST BLOW ME"

Had another one with a dog on his back licking his balls that said "Because I can". Some how shortly after I got married that shirt came up missing.

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I've done so much, with so little, for so long
I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever

[sharimcm 0]

I have a few t-shirts my friends call tasteless, but really, I don't care... Here's a short run down of what they say:

"Fuck Y'all I'm from Texas"
"Overworked and Underfucked"
Ancient Oriental Proverb (and when turned sideways it says Fuck This Shit)
Virgin (and in really small letters - this is a very old shirt)
Keep on Lickin' (Tootsie Pop owl on it)

I still wear them though. It doesn't bother me any.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[kallend 2,099]

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I have this shirt: http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html

Sure!

...

The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[ryoder 1,590]

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I have this shirt: http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html

I girl that looks hot in her belly-dancing costume, and understands a shirt like that?! I'm in love!

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.