Happy New Year, Old Joke!!

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I want feel like telling an old joke.

A sign on a Restaurant says: Cleanest Restaurant in the WORLD! Human Hands Never Touch the food!

...so a guy goes in..The maitre 'd opens the guest book with a pair of tongs and sees there is a free table...he shows the man to his table...the waiter sets the table with tongs and hands him the menu and writes his order using the same. He even brings the food and the check holding tongs.

...the man is amazed and can't help himself..as he pays the check and the waiter picks up the money with the tongs he says 'tell me, how do you use the bathroom?

....the waiter holds up the money and says 'well, you see these tongs??.....' rimshot!

Okay...so whats your old joke? ~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

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I want feel like telling an old joke.

A sign on a Restaurant says: Cleanest Restaurant in the WORLD! Human Hands Never Touch the food!

...so a guy goes in..The maitre 'd opens the guest book with a pair of tongs and sees there is a free table...he shows the man to his table...the waiter sets the table with tongs and hands him the menu and writes his order using the same. He even brings the food and the check holding tongs.

...the man is amazed and can't help himself..as he pays the check and the waiter picks up the money with the tongs he says 'tell me, how do you use the bathroom?

....the waiter holds up the money and says 'well, you see these tongs??.....' rimshot!

Okay...so whats your old joke? ~~April

I dont get it

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A sign on a Restaurant says: Cleanest Restaurant in the WORLD! Human Hands Never Touch the food ANYTHING!

(Dislcaimer: Okay..I screwed up. Does this make sense now?)

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!