MikeForsythe 0 #1 December 29, 2006 DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish ..............................49. Adventurous..................Slept with everyone. Athletic............................No breasts. Average looking............Moooo. Beautiful..........................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure........On medication. Feminist...........................Fat. Free Spirit........................Junkie. Friendship first...............Former Slut. New-Age........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.................No B.J.'s Open-minded..................Desperate. Outgoing........................ Loud and embarrassing. Professional....................Bitch. Voluptuous.....................Very fat. Large frame..................... Hugely fat. Wants soul mate ...........Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes...................................No No....................................Yes Maybe.............................No We need..........................I want I am sorry........................You'll be sorry We need to talk..............You're in trouble Sure, go ahead................You better not Do what you .............. ..You will pay for this later I am not upset.................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight..........Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry.....................I am hungry I am sleepy......................I am sleepy I am tired..........................I am tired Nice dress........................Nice cleavage! I love you.........................Let's have sex now I am bored......................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?...........I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?.........I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 December 29, 2006 Quote Nice dress........................Nice cleavage! I am bored......................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?...........I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?.........I'd like to have sex with you. 100% True. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 December 29, 2006 Why not tell the truth about men... Says ANYTHING.........I want to have sex with you. Whaaaa? Am I the only one? ......Nah. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #4 December 29, 2006 BULLSHIT!!! Decode this: I'm a 30-ish average looking, athletic and adventurous free spirit with old-fashioned yet open-minded values. I am an outgoing professional woman with feminist views. I value friendship first, but understand those that want a soul mate. I'm sorry..... We need to talk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #5 December 29, 2006 LMAOWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 December 29, 2006 QuoteI'm a 30-ish average looking, athletic and adventurous free spirit with old-fashioned yet open-minded values. 39 year old, Big Hips, Small Tits, Easy but dont expect a BJ more than a couple times a year. Quote I am an outgoing professional woman with feminist views. Bitchy. QuoteI value friendship first, but understand those that want a soul mate. Desperate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #7 December 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm a 30-ish average looking, athletic and adventurous free spirit with old-fashioned yet open-minded values. 39 year old, Big Hips, Small Tits, Easy but dont expect a BJ more than a couple times a year. Nope, not really, kinda, Nope, QuoteQuote I am an outgoing professional woman with feminist views. Bitchy. bitchy in a normal way QuoteQuoteI value friendship first, but understand those that want a soul mate. Desperate. Nope... more selective. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyvixen 0 #8 December 29, 2006 YOU'RE AN IDIOT DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish ..............................40. Adventurous..................WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE Athletic............................Takes care of her body. Average looking............No one is average Beautiful..........................All women are Emotionally Secure........Isn't needy Feminist...........................Strong willed Free Spirit........................Enjoys life Friendship first...............Needs to weed out psychos New-Age........................Open minded. Old-fashioned.................Not a slut Open-minded..................Willing to give the idiots a chance. Outgoing........................ can communicate Professional...................Independant. Voluptuous.....................large breasts. Large frame..................... Won't date a skinny whimp Wants soul mate ...........looking for a best Friend who is a great loverLet's put the FUN back in Funeral Life is a Freefall Enjoy!! MUFF #2760 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToyMaker 0 #9 December 29, 2006 Quote I'm a 30-ish average looking, athletic and adventurous free spirit with old-fashioned yet open-minded values. I am an outgoing professional woman with feminist views. I value friendship first, but understand those that want a soul mate. Cool... would you like to go to dinner or to the movies? Maybe both? _______________________________________ White cute poodle puppy found. Approximately six months of age. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #10 December 29, 2006 yeah right!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 December 29, 2006 Just a "normal" girl. translation: ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #12 December 29, 2006 *Steps back, sits down and suppreses a smile.*When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #13 December 29, 2006 Quotetranslation Some words need no traslation. If you ever met me... you would know "normal"! (And Skyrad.... quit smiling! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #14 December 29, 2006 QuoteYOUR AN IDIOT DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish ..............................40. Adventurous..................WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE Athletic............................Takes care of her body. Average looking............No one is average Beautiful..........................All women are Emotionally Secure........Isn't needy Feminist...........................Strong willed Free Spirit........................Enjoys life Friendship first...............Needs to weed out psychos New-Age........................Open minded. Old-fashioned.................Not a slut Open-minded..................Willing to give the idiots a chance. Outgoing........................ can communicate Professional...................Independant. Voluptuous.....................large breasts. Large frame..................... Won't date a skinny whimp Wants soul mate ...........looking for a best Friend who is a great lover Gosh - why can't guys just understand we're simple people ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #15 December 29, 2006 QuoteBeautiful..........................All women are Sorry that was too funny. Yea and i am Brad PittI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 December 29, 2006 QuoteYOUR AN IDIOT ...........Try You're instead Einstien. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #17 December 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteYOUR AN IDIOT ...........Try You're instead Einstien. Irony score 8.5/10... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 December 29, 2006 QuoteQuotetranslation Some words need no traslation. If you ever met me... you would know "abnormal"! (And Skyrad.... quit smiling! ) Fixed that for ya.... Um...Doc? Put the rifle DOWN, Doc... I was just KIDDIN'!!!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #19 December 29, 2006 If I had a personal ad, this is how you could decode it QuoteDICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 27..............................27. Adventurous..................Tendancy towards crazy. Average looking............Average looking. Emotionally Secure........Just kidding! Feminist........................Will not do your housework. Friendship first.............Duh...if I just want a hookup, I don't need a personal ad Open-minded...............Your kink may be my kink. Outgoing........................ Loud and embarrassing. Professional...............I am not impressed by how much you make There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #20 December 29, 2006 Howdy Val! How've ya been?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #22 December 29, 2006 Check out this thread. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #23 December 29, 2006 Quote DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: **** very good*** Your list sounds like the kind of person most women would be proud to be... do you mind if I expand on some of these Skyvixen?? **** 40-ish ..............................40. **** tellin' it like it IS *** Adventurous..................WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE****** and if it's exciting, fun and fullfilling, just might try it again **** Athletic............................Takes care of her body. ******can walk five blocks without passing out, and can RUN when necessary****( see lower comment about 'weeding out the pychos' ) Average looking............No one is average **** and looks are subjective***** Beautiful..........................All women are *** Bravo.. needs no elaboration*** ( if you Don't GET this....men AND women, then you 'ain't been payin' attention') Emotionally Secure........Isn't needy*** And can fullfill another ***** Feminist...........................Strong willed**** coupled with brainpower, coupled with tenacity *** Free Spirit........................Enjoys life *** and can share that**** Friendship first...............Needs to weed out psychos**** hahahaha perfect ! ***** New-Age........................Open minded. ****yet careful with matters of the heart**** Old-fashioned.................Not a slut*****Amen*** Open-minded..................Willing to give the idiots a chance. ***** but not for very Long****** Outgoing........................ can communicate **** both verbally AND nonverbally, can LISTEN ***** Professional...................Independant. **** self sufficient*** Voluptuous.....................large breasts. ***** "And a good Cheek,, nice cheek.... I like a good cheek"...*** Large frame..................... Won't date a skinny whimp **** Brains AND brawn*** Wants soul mate ...........looking for a best Friend who is a great lover *** well said.. may you find just THAT...**** ...NOT there there was anything wrong with the original post....and idiot is a judgement call,,,, but i guess to each his own...How nice that there is variety in our world...and in how we look at things... I did laugh at the O P and enjoyed it in the spirt in which it was sent... Remember,,, a new age, old fashioned, athletic, 40-ish, adventurous, beautiful,outgoing, professional. emotionally secure, and free spirited woman , should not be TOOOO sensitive about such silliness...... carry on......... jimmy a 3914 d 12122 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 December 29, 2006 QuoteYOU'RE AN IDIOT DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish ..............................40. Adventurous..................WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE Athletic............................Takes care of her body. Average looking............No one is average Beautiful..........................All women are Emotionally Secure........Isn't needy Feminist...........................Strong willed Free Spirit........................Enjoys life Friendship first...............Needs to weed out psychos New-Age........................Open minded. Old-fashioned.................Not a slut Open-minded..................Willing to give the idiots a chance. Outgoing........................ can communicate Professional...................Independant. Voluptuous.....................large breasts. Large frame..................... Won't date a skinny whimp Wants soul mate ...........looking for a best Friend who is a great lover Bzzztttt...A woman would could use those words with those meanings wouldn't need to post a personal ad. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #25 December 29, 2006 QuoteBULLSHIT!!! Decode this: I'm a 30-ish average looking, athletic and adventurous free spirit with old-fashioned yet open-minded values. I am an outgoing professional woman with feminist views. I value friendship first, but understand those that want a soul mate. I'm sorry..... We need to talk. That would be Psychopathic Stalker.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
