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MikeForsythe

Decoding what Women and Men Say!

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Dude, youre halarious:D:D

Heres my contribution:

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Call me............Buzz off
Im busy...........Get lost
Sure, lets go out........Im not going out with YOU


girl: Ill call you......get lost
guy: Umm, should I give you my phone number?.........How are you going to call me when you dont even have my number?
girl: Oh yea, okay, what is it?.......Oh brother, cant this guy take a hint?
guy: Well, do you want to write it down?......You must have a photographic memory
girl: No, Ill remember it...........What a dork, this guy actually thinks Im going to call him

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