Stewie 0 #1 December 25, 2006 So I nicked my coin purse while shaving and now I'm not sure that my post-shower Gold Bond application is a good idea. Will it hurt as if my boys have been tagged by the mighty hammer of Thor, or will I still get the refreshing feeling of a thousand elves blowing gently on my yarbles? I eagerly await your advice."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripsmacker181 0 #2 December 25, 2006 Ouch!!! Much Blood??? I know lasses like that, makes the balls look bigger. Mine clang and make a ting, like metal on metal, thats because their made of brass. Golden Balls. MediCare : Allergic to Prison. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 December 25, 2006 Styptic pencil! Works great at stopping bleeding. It'll sting just a little at first. You can find them at most barber shops or drugstores. I'd suggest, keeping one handy if, you're going to be shaving in 'man-land'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripsmacker181 0 #4 December 25, 2006 A styptic pencil, whats that?? Ever tried liquid bandages, something like that may work. What are these styptic pencils you talk about.??MediCare : Allergic to Prison. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #5 December 25, 2006 being very vascular, the man-bag heals quickly. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 December 25, 2006 Next time try tea bagging into a coffee can full of Draino.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #7 December 25, 2006 Quote I eagerly await your advice. Stop shaving your sack...what the hell are you doing that for?So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 December 25, 2006 Quote Quote I eagerly await your advice. Stop shaving your sack...what the hell are you doing that for? He's a 'little guy'...fear of grabbin' a hair by mistake, and pissin' down his leg! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #9 December 25, 2006 Quote He's a 'little guy'...fear of grabbin' a hair by mistake, and pissin' down his leg! If I had a nickel for every time that happened...."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #10 December 25, 2006 Quote Will it hurt as if my boys have been tagged by the mighty hammer of Thor... *** I say we grab a hammer and you tell us which one hurts worse. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #11 December 25, 2006 Quote Quote He's a 'little guy'...fear of grabbin' a hair by mistake, and pissin' down his leg! If I had a nickel for every time that happened.... ...you still couldn't afford any class! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #12 December 25, 2006 Quote Stop shaving your sack...what the hell are you doing that for? I suggest you try it...it's breathtaking. It's also easier to deploy the "mouse on a trampoline" with a shorn scrotum."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 December 25, 2006 Quote A styptic pencil, whats that?? Ever tried liquid bandages, something like that may work. What are these styptic pencils you talk about.?? ___________________________- A styptic pencil is not really a pencil... it's just shaped like one. Styptic is an astringent (like what is used in after-shave lotion), white in color. Barbers used to use them when they shaved customers and nick 'em. It stops the bleeding, real quick. They are still available. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #14 December 25, 2006 Quote Quote Stop shaving your sack...what the hell are you doing that for? I suggest you try it...it's breathtaking. It's also easier to deploy the "mouse on a trampoline" with a shorn scrotum. Um...hnmmm....let me think....um....no f**k**g way!!So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #15 December 25, 2006 You will not be rewarded with the refreshing feeling of a thousand elves blowing on your yarbles. Instead, a witches incisors may nip upon external contact. This is not a question to be asked. It is a situation to be considered. A man doesn't cultivate his genital hair style, his lady does. As hers is cultivated by him. If one is singular, then it must remain in the wild, or nicely trimmed for presentation purposes only. Anything else might call one's personal idiosyncracies into question. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 December 25, 2006 might call one's personal idiosyncracies into question. *** You mean he's a SPANKER! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 December 25, 2006 stop posting about your nutsacks on Christmas! This thread shouldn't even be bumped up! Oh, ...crap. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #18 December 25, 2006 Try waxing "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 December 25, 2006 You shave your own? Shouldn't this question really be posed in the womens forum? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 December 25, 2006 Quote stop posting about your nutsacks on Christmas! This thread shouldn't even be bumped up! Oh, ...crap. Yeah!...what the heck are you THINKING?! Oh RATS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #21 December 25, 2006 I'd try some witch-hazel pads, tucks-style Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #22 December 26, 2006 This is just too funny.Women have been shaving and waxing and tweezing 'down there' for years.Then a guy does it and gets a little nick on his nuts and here comes the waambulance! Go have a Brazilan wax and then come talk to me about pain in the crotch. (yes I'm entirely kidding...nicks around the 'play land' hurt.But its the price you pay for the play) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #23 December 26, 2006 If one is singular, then it must remain in the wild, or nicely trimmed for presentation purposes only. Yes, a little sprig of parsley next to it makes just the perfect presentation. I was going to say holly because of the holiday, but it is pointy and sticks to skin...skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmsmith 1 #24 December 26, 2006 Quote A styptic pencil, whats that?? Go visit doctor's office or a free clinic. They have these silver nitrate tipped wooden sticks that are used as a cauterizing agent. A civilian can't buy a cauterizing agent over the counter in the USA. Or maybe you have a Airforce PJ/SRO on your DZ; they are never more than a stone's throw from their medical kit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #25 December 26, 2006 Trim...its MUCH safer(speaking from experiance)."Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
