Choosing a wife

[sartre 0]

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.




The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clu bs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

[two40 0]

can't find any flaws in his theory.

cheers

[Squeak 17]

You cut and pasted that, there not near neough typing errors for someone who is as drunk as you

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[cocheese 0]

Which one had the bigger boobs? Was she a skydiver?
Was Peter the guy?

[skinnyshrek 0]

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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.




The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clu bs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

tHOUGHT HE WOULD OF GONE FOR THE TIGHTEST PUSSY.. DUMBASS

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[Unstable 9]

That third woman would be fun to marry - but something tells me that a woman who manages Money in that manner probably wouldn't be happy with me spending money on jumping like I do -
I would probably still go for #3 -

=========Shaun ==========

[Hipwrddude 0]

An attractive blond takes a seat at the bar. Across from her, a potbellied businessman in a suit with cufflinks nods and winks at her as he takes a drink. She smiles and says, "Hi." Comfortable, he replies, "Hi." Moments later, the bartender passes her a drink. She looks up at the businessman and says, "You're kind of ugly... got any money?"

You're always the starter in your own life!

[ryoder 1,590]

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Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

What a fool!
He should have first disqualified any with implants, then chosen the one with the firmest boobs.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.