livendive 8 #1 December 22, 2006 Whether you're spending this weekend with family, friends, lover(s), coworkers, or just relaxing in solitude by yourself... Whether you're celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Zarathosht Diso, Yule, Litha, Winter Solstice, the start of Hajj, something else, or nothing in particular this month... Whether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories... I hope you all have rewarding days ahead of you that are fulfilling and make you appreciate all the things you do have rather than rue the lack of whatever things you don't. So there. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #2 December 22, 2006 MERRY CHRISTMAS DAVE....and a SPECTACULAR 2007!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #3 December 22, 2006 Ain't you sweet! Thank you, my bastid! I wish you much happiness with your life also (and if not this one, in the next)!~~~April Edited for punctuation and to note that only Katee & I responded to 'bitches' so far...heheh Edited again for spelling...dammit Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 December 22, 2006 I was just going to post the same thing. Merry Christmas Bitches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #5 December 22, 2006 Thank you. And Happy Birthday BTW... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 December 22, 2006 Merry Christmas to you, too, Dave, from Valinda and me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #7 December 22, 2006 QuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #8 December 22, 2006 QuoteWhether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories... Hello, you left out amputees. I'm offended and think I'll sue...with today's laws it's possible... j/k before someone else gets all butt-hurt and stuff... Merry Christmas in the tall, short, fat, slim, soy, grande, venti ways to you too. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #9 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #10 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories... Hello, you left out amputees. I'm offended and think I'll sue...with today's laws it's possible... I'm sure I said something about "the things you're missing" or something like that! Merry Christmas man. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #11 December 22, 2006 Nothing but love for you Dave!! Can I buy you a new pair of soxs for your birthday? Happy Holidays and to you soon a very Happy Birthday! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #12 December 22, 2006 Want to hear funny. We have a bunch of gifts for the local kids. We were going through the list of candidates to play Santa and came up with a US Aid employee. At least he can hablo with the kids. So........we're having a Muslim play Santa. I'll be sure and get pictures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #13 December 22, 2006 from the title, I thought you were going to post pictures of your female dogs. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites teamjenn1 0 #14 December 22, 2006 Right back at ya Dave! MUAH!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #15 December 22, 2006 QuoteMerry Christmas in the tall, short, fat, slim, soy, grande, venti ways to you too. Wow! Not only is he strong and a source of inspiration, he speaks Pretalian, too! Merry Christmas to all. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #16 December 22, 2006 QuoteWant to hear funny. We have a bunch of gifts for the local kids. We were going through the list of candidates to play Santa and came up with a US Aid employee. At least he can hablo with the kids. So........we're having a Muslim play Santa. I'll be sure and get pictures. Well you do have the belly and the pointy chin for the jobhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #17 December 22, 2006 Hey Dave! Wishing you the very best! Drive safely this weekend mkay! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hugs and love, g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #18 December 22, 2006 QuoteCan I buy you a new pair of soxs Soxs? Is that pronounced like breastesses? And the pitch is on it's way Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #19 December 22, 2006 Quotefrom the title, I thought you were going to post pictures of your female dogs. No, those are "da girls" and of course I would never post pictures of them. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #20 December 22, 2006 QuoteDrive safely this weekend mkay! Yesterday I woke up to a nice layer of freezing rain. Not all of the ice melted before the dusting of snow we got last night. The two mountain passes look kinda icy, with just a little bit of snow. Have I mentioned I vastly prefer driving on snow to driving on ice? This'll be fun. Give Beth a Christmas kiss for me, have fun at Eloy, and kick your nephew's ass into gear. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #21 December 22, 2006 Make sure to take your glasses with you wherever you go for Christmas, silly. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #22 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? I thought you would have found it by now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #23 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? I thought you would have found it by now. With all the birthdays he's had, he is getting slow... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jasonRose 0 #24 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? Blues, Dave I was thinking the exact same thing!!! Me too please!! Very Hottttttttttt. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #25 December 22, 2006 QuoteSoxs? Is that pronounced like breastesses? I quoted it from the thread in which YOU were the main topic. Knowing your a man an all and could get very confused on what was being said! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! 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McBeth 0 #7 December 22, 2006 QuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #8 December 22, 2006 QuoteWhether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories... Hello, you left out amputees. I'm offended and think I'll sue...with today's laws it's possible... j/k before someone else gets all butt-hurt and stuff... Merry Christmas in the tall, short, fat, slim, soy, grande, venti ways to you too. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #9 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #10 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories... Hello, you left out amputees. I'm offended and think I'll sue...with today's laws it's possible... I'm sure I said something about "the things you're missing" or something like that! Merry Christmas man. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #11 December 22, 2006 Nothing but love for you Dave!! Can I buy you a new pair of soxs for your birthday? Happy Holidays and to you soon a very Happy Birthday! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #12 December 22, 2006 Want to hear funny. We have a bunch of gifts for the local kids. We were going through the list of candidates to play Santa and came up with a US Aid employee. At least he can hablo with the kids. So........we're having a Muslim play Santa. I'll be sure and get pictures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #13 December 22, 2006 from the title, I thought you were going to post pictures of your female dogs. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites teamjenn1 0 #14 December 22, 2006 Right back at ya Dave! MUAH!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #15 December 22, 2006 QuoteMerry Christmas in the tall, short, fat, slim, soy, grande, venti ways to you too. Wow! Not only is he strong and a source of inspiration, he speaks Pretalian, too! Merry Christmas to all. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #16 December 22, 2006 QuoteWant to hear funny. We have a bunch of gifts for the local kids. We were going through the list of candidates to play Santa and came up with a US Aid employee. At least he can hablo with the kids. So........we're having a Muslim play Santa. I'll be sure and get pictures. Well you do have the belly and the pointy chin for the jobhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #17 December 22, 2006 Hey Dave! Wishing you the very best! Drive safely this weekend mkay! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hugs and love, g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #18 December 22, 2006 QuoteCan I buy you a new pair of soxs Soxs? Is that pronounced like breastesses? And the pitch is on it's way Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #19 December 22, 2006 Quotefrom the title, I thought you were going to post pictures of your female dogs. No, those are "da girls" and of course I would never post pictures of them. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #20 December 22, 2006 QuoteDrive safely this weekend mkay! Yesterday I woke up to a nice layer of freezing rain. Not all of the ice melted before the dusting of snow we got last night. The two mountain passes look kinda icy, with just a little bit of snow. Have I mentioned I vastly prefer driving on snow to driving on ice? This'll be fun. Give Beth a Christmas kiss for me, have fun at Eloy, and kick your nephew's ass into gear. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #21 December 22, 2006 Make sure to take your glasses with you wherever you go for Christmas, silly. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #22 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? I thought you would have found it by now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #23 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? I thought you would have found it by now. With all the birthdays he's had, he is getting slow... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jasonRose 0 #24 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? Blues, Dave I was thinking the exact same thing!!! Me too please!! Very Hottttttttttt. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #25 December 22, 2006 QuoteSoxs? Is that pronounced like breastesses? I quoted it from the thread in which YOU were the main topic. Knowing your a man an all and could get very confused on what was being said! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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Gawain 0 #8 December 22, 2006 QuoteWhether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories... Hello, you left out amputees. I'm offended and think I'll sue...with today's laws it's possible... j/k before someone else gets all butt-hurt and stuff... Merry Christmas in the tall, short, fat, slim, soy, grande, venti ways to you too. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories... Hello, you left out amputees. I'm offended and think I'll sue...with today's laws it's possible... I'm sure I said something about "the things you're missing" or something like that! Merry Christmas man. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #11 December 22, 2006 Nothing but love for you Dave!! Can I buy you a new pair of soxs for your birthday? Happy Holidays and to you soon a very Happy Birthday! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 December 22, 2006 Want to hear funny. We have a bunch of gifts for the local kids. We were going through the list of candidates to play Santa and came up with a US Aid employee. At least he can hablo with the kids. So........we're having a Muslim play Santa. I'll be sure and get pictures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 December 22, 2006 from the title, I thought you were going to post pictures of your female dogs. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #14 December 22, 2006 Right back at ya Dave! MUAH!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #15 December 22, 2006 QuoteMerry Christmas in the tall, short, fat, slim, soy, grande, venti ways to you too. Wow! Not only is he strong and a source of inspiration, he speaks Pretalian, too! Merry Christmas to all. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 December 22, 2006 QuoteWant to hear funny. We have a bunch of gifts for the local kids. We were going through the list of candidates to play Santa and came up with a US Aid employee. At least he can hablo with the kids. So........we're having a Muslim play Santa. I'll be sure and get pictures. Well you do have the belly and the pointy chin for the jobhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 December 22, 2006 Hey Dave! Wishing you the very best! Drive safely this weekend mkay! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hugs and love, g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 December 22, 2006 QuoteCan I buy you a new pair of soxs Soxs? Is that pronounced like breastesses? And the pitch is on it's way Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #19 December 22, 2006 Quotefrom the title, I thought you were going to post pictures of your female dogs. No, those are "da girls" and of course I would never post pictures of them. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 December 22, 2006 QuoteDrive safely this weekend mkay! Yesterday I woke up to a nice layer of freezing rain. Not all of the ice melted before the dusting of snow we got last night. The two mountain passes look kinda icy, with just a little bit of snow. Have I mentioned I vastly prefer driving on snow to driving on ice? This'll be fun. Give Beth a Christmas kiss for me, have fun at Eloy, and kick your nephew's ass into gear. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 December 22, 2006 Make sure to take your glasses with you wherever you go for Christmas, silly. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #22 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? I thought you would have found it by now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #23 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? I thought you would have found it by now. With all the birthdays he's had, he is getting slow... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #24 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThank you. And Happy Birthday BTW...For once you are actually almost right Hugs and kisses to everyone Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? Blues, Dave I was thinking the exact same thing!!! Me too please!! Very Hottttttttttt. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #25 December 22, 2006 QuoteSoxs? Is that pronounced like breastesses? I quoted it from the thread in which YOU were the main topic. Knowing your a man an all and could get very confused on what was being said! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites