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Whether you're spending this weekend with family, friends, lover(s), coworkers, or just relaxing in solitude by yourself...

Whether you're celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Zarathosht Diso, Yule, Litha, Winter Solstice, the start of Hajj, something else, or nothing in particular this month...

Whether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories...

I hope you all have rewarding days ahead of you that are fulfilling and make you appreciate all the things you do have rather than rue the lack of whatever things you don't.

So there. ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Ain't you sweet! Thank you, my bastid! I wish you much happiness with your life also (and if not this one, in the next)!~~~April
Edited for punctuation and to note that only Katee & I responded to 'bitches' :D:D
so far...heheh
Edited again for spelling...dammit


Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

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Whether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories...



Hello, you left out amputees. I'm offended and think I'll sue...with today's laws it's possible...:S:o:):D

j/k before someone else gets all butt-hurt and stuff...

Merry Christmas in the tall, short, fat, slim, soy, grande, venti ways to you too. :P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Thank you.
And Happy Birthday BTW...:)

For once you are actually almost right ;)
Hugs and kisses to everyone :)


Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Whether you're short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, smart, dumb, straight, gay, good-looking, plain, or average in any or all of these categories...



Hello, you left out amputees. I'm offended and think I'll sue...with today's laws it's possible...:S:o:):D



I'm sure I said something about "the things you're missing" or something like that! :P

Merry Christmas man. ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Want to hear funny. We have a bunch of gifts for the local kids. We were going through the list of candidates to play Santa and came up with a US Aid employee. At least he can hablo with the kids. So........we're having a Muslim play Santa. :D I'll be sure and get pictures. :D

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Merry Christmas in the tall, short, fat, slim, soy, grande, venti ways to you too. :P



Wow!

Not only is he strong and a source of inspiration, he speaks Pretalian, too!

Merry Christmas to all.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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Want to hear funny. We have a bunch of gifts for the local kids. We were going through the list of candidates to play Santa and came up with a US Aid employee. At least he can hablo with the kids. So........we're having a Muslim play Santa. :D I'll be sure and get pictures. :D



Well you do have the belly and the pointy chin for the job
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Drive safely this weekend mkay!



Yesterday I woke up to a nice layer of freezing rain. Not all of the ice melted before the dusting of snow we got last night. The two mountain passes look kinda icy, with just a little bit of snow. Have I mentioned I vastly prefer driving on snow to driving on ice? This'll be fun. :D

Give Beth a Christmas kiss for me, have fun at Eloy, and kick your nephew's ass into gear. ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Thank you.
And Happy Birthday BTW...:)

For once you are actually almost right ;)
Hugs and kisses to everyone :)


Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? ;)

I thought you would have found it by now. :P

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Thank you.
And Happy Birthday BTW...:)

For once you are actually almost right ;)
Hugs and kisses to everyone :)


Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? ;)

I thought you would have found it by now. :P



With all the birthdays he's had, he is getting slow... :ph34r:
Remster

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Thank you.
And Happy Birthday BTW...:)

For once you are actually almost right ;)
Hugs and kisses to everyone :)


Beth, while you're in the festive spirit, could you please post a full-sized version of your current avatar? ;)

Blues,
Dave



I was thinking the exact same thing!!! Me too please!!B|B|B|B|

Very Hottttttttttt.B|
Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

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Soxs? Is that pronounced like breastesses?



I quoted it from the thread in which YOU were the main topic. Knowing your a man an all and could get very confused on what was being said!:o:ph34r::ph34r:

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

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