GQ_jumper 4 #1 December 13, 2006 now I just need to figure out what her name is I was at the gym about an hour ago, yeah I work out at odd hours, it's past midnight right now and I just got back, I was on the bike qhen I looked over my shoulder and saw this girl moving from the stair climber to the tread mill wearing a weight vest, looks like she had at least 20-30 pounds in there. She was wearing some tiny little shorts too and DAMN did she have some great legs, little bit of muscle packed on there, it was just hot. I had originally planned to do 45 minutes on the bike and go home and it turned into, 35 minutes on the bike, 10 minutes on the treadmill next to her while i checked her out, and conveniently i suddenly had the desire to go do a chest workout after she went to go lift, and what a coincidence we both ended up at the ab machines too, overall it added an extra 45 minutes to my second workout of the day. I couldn't help myself, she was in great shape, had some killer tats, and she was asian(that's the seller with me), now if she would just walk up and promise to beat the crap out of me I'd ask her to marry me i don't think she would though cuz i caught her eyein me a few times. i didn't get to talk to her because I think it's rude to interrupt someones workout to hit on them and i couldn't catch her before she stepped out But to make myself feel better as i was leaving I handed my number to the friend of the girl that was sitting in the hot tub(she happened to be asian as well!) and had her friend tell her to call me when she got out of the hot tub. She did and I have a date tomorrow night haha I win. Now I just have to go back and meet my future wife, hopefully she'll be there tomorrow night.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 December 13, 2006 Date Hint.... do not discuss SC type issues. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 December 13, 2006 So, she called you and you still don't know her name? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #4 December 13, 2006 QuoteSo, she called you and you still don't know her name? Nope... I got that he gave his number to her FRIEND and SHE called him, but he's just trying to get info on the next Ms. exGQ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #5 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo, she called you and you still don't know her name? Nope... I got that he gave his number to her FRIEND and SHE called him, but he's just trying to get info on the next Ms. exGQ You're always helping me understand... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skysurfer_Rob 0 #6 December 13, 2006 What was the friends name (the one in the hot tub)? Hook a guy up! I spent two years in Japan...should have spent more. Asian women ROCK!"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauras 0 #7 December 13, 2006 Quote Asian women ROCK! Clearly, you haven't lived with one! We're just as nuts as any other ethnicity - we just love you long time while we're slowly driving you crazy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 December 13, 2006 I'm glad you got your # to her and that she called. Next time say "You know, I hate to talk to someone in the middle of their workout, but I really wanted to meet you." Anyway, I doubt you need any help meeting women, and this is the last one, anyway, right? It's really cool when you meet The One. Even if you don't know it at the time. Good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #9 December 13, 2006 QuoteI'm glad you got your # to her and that she called. Next time say "You know, I hate to talk to someone in the middle of their workout, but I really wanted to meet you." Anyway, I doubt you need any help meeting women, and this is the last one, anyway, right? Take John's advice. He's the king of brazen approaches, at least when he's the wingman, and his wife of over 20 years is proof that his system works amazingly well. And the way I understood the story...there was one hot chick working out, and another in the hot tub. He got a call from and date with the one in the hot tub. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #10 December 13, 2006 No no no, you've all got it wrong. Future wife was working out, future wife's friend was in the hot tub. Future wife left, he gave his number to future wife's friend, who then passed it on to future wife. He got a call from and date with hot girl working out, not with hot tub girl. Sheesh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #11 December 13, 2006 QuoteI'm glad you got your # to her and that she called. Next time say "You know, I hate to talk to someone in the middle of their workout, but I really wanted to meet you." Anyway, I doubt you need any help meeting women, and this is the last one, anyway, right? It's really cool when you meet The One. Even if you don't know it at the time. Good luck. Talking to women in the gym is next to impossible.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #12 December 13, 2006 About a month ago, I was in the San Diego are out on a walk. A lot of people were walking that day, and I found myself behind this gorgeous, very petite woman (who appeared to be of Peruvian descent) and this totally sharp-looking blonde. After a few hours of walking behind them, I realized I'd done 20 miles! I went out the next day to see if they would be there. Sure enough, they were. Jeez - I must have done 60 miles that weekend... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites windcatcher 0 #13 December 13, 2006 Wow I kinda agree with you! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #14 December 13, 2006 So...two things.. 1. Let us know how the date turned out. 2. Thanks for not noticing the blonde over on the left. I still have a chance with her. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #15 December 13, 2006 QuoteTalking to women in the gym is next to impossible. That article is both eloquent and piquant...and hilariously ironic. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #16 December 15, 2006 Thanks for not noticing the blonde over on the left. I still have a chance with her. Quote Are you still mad at me for taking all the cute girls at Skyfest two years ago? Actually let me clear the story up as there has been a bit of confusion. but I still luv ya guys regardless. I was at the gym on the bike and saw a girl on the treadmill who happened to have the best legs I've ever seen in my life, and she was asian, so we were meant to be. I didn't want to interrupt her workout so I just extended my workout until she finished so I could snag her and introduce myself. While I was waiting for her to wrap up her workout I noticed the girls in the hot tob checking me out. the first girl I saw, the one with the great legs(this is the one I'm gonna marry) left before I could grab her and I refused to go home empty handed so I walked up to the friend of the girl who was sitting in the hot tub, handed my number over and said "tell her to call me when she's done" and walked out. by the time I got home I had a phone call, and tonight her and her twin sister are coming over to my place. I have yet to see the other girl again but next time I do I'll snag her number as well. Oh and the twins are asian too, it's just been a great week for me, and this whole time my ex girlfriend is regretting kickin me to the curb because she's been calling begging me to come back.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #17 December 15, 2006 Quoteand tonight her and her twin sister are coming over to my place Love you long time! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #18 December 15, 2006 Sounds like you attract insecure women, the ex is begging and the girl comming over needs back upYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #19 December 15, 2006 QuoteSounds like you attract insecure women, the ex is begging and the girl comming over needs back up Did you miss the part about them being HOT?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #20 December 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteSounds like you attract insecure women, the ex is begging and the girl comming over needs back up Did you miss the part about them being HOT??NoYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #21 December 15, 2006 Ok, so there was a hot girl, and a girl in a hot tub. And a girl in a hot tub's friend, who is neither the hot girl nor the girl in the hot tub. Also, the girl in the hot tub has a twin who is also hot, but neither a friend nor in a hot tub. Your number was given to girl in a hot tub's friend, but not to hot girl nor to girl in a hot tub's twin, who is coming over tonight anyway with girl in a hot tub, but not girl in a hot tub's friend nor hot girl. Do you like gladiator movies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #22 December 15, 2006 The treadmill is a major part of my cardio workout. I can spend a lot of time near it. When an awesome looking woman gets on a treadmill, I do my copyrighted stationary aerobics program. I find a machine nearby and watch. I find that it increases my heartrate and breathing without all the actual sweaty exercise stuff. Low impact aerobics. (Plus, all the alcohol would make me woozy if I was moving.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #23 December 15, 2006 QuoteOk, so there was a hot girl, and a girl in a hot tub. And a girl in a hot tub's friend, who is neither the hot girl nor the girl in the hot tub. Also, the girl in the hot tub has a twin who is also hot, but neither a friend nor in a hot tub. Your number was given to girl in a hot tub's friend, but not to hot girl nor to girl in a hot tub's twin, who is coming over tonight anyway with girl in a hot tub, but not girl in a hot tub's friend nor hot girl. Do you like gladiator movies? And hopefully none of the above is tubgirl!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Butters 0 #24 December 15, 2006 Quote Actually let me clear the story up as there has been a bit of confusion. but I still luv ya guys regardless. I was at the gym on the bike and saw a girl on the treadmill who happened to have the best legs I've ever seen in my life, and she was asian, so we were meant to be. I didn't want to interrupt her workout so I just extended my workout until she finished so I could snag her and introduce myself. While I was waiting for her to wrap up her workout I noticed the girls in the hot tob checking me out. the first girl I saw, the one with the great legs(this is the one I'm gonna marry) left before I could grab her and I refused to go home empty handed so I walked up to the friend of the girl who was sitting in the hot tub, handed my number over and said "tell her to call me when she's done" and walked out. by the time I got home I had a phone call, and tonight her and her twin sister are coming over to my place. I have yet to see the other girl again but next time I do I'll snag her number as well. Oh and the twins are asian too, it's just been a great week for me, and this whole time my ex girlfriend is regretting kickin me to the curb because she's been calling begging me to come back. Haven't you ever heard of sharing, and I don't mean sharing yourself with all those women, I mean sharing all those women with me!"That looks dangerous." 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livendive 8 #9 December 13, 2006 QuoteI'm glad you got your # to her and that she called. Next time say "You know, I hate to talk to someone in the middle of their workout, but I really wanted to meet you." Anyway, I doubt you need any help meeting women, and this is the last one, anyway, right? Take John's advice. He's the king of brazen approaches, at least when he's the wingman, and his wife of over 20 years is proof that his system works amazingly well. And the way I understood the story...there was one hot chick working out, and another in the hot tub. He got a call from and date with the one in the hot tub. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 December 13, 2006 No no no, you've all got it wrong. Future wife was working out, future wife's friend was in the hot tub. Future wife left, he gave his number to future wife's friend, who then passed it on to future wife. He got a call from and date with hot girl working out, not with hot tub girl. Sheesh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #11 December 13, 2006 QuoteI'm glad you got your # to her and that she called. Next time say "You know, I hate to talk to someone in the middle of their workout, but I really wanted to meet you." Anyway, I doubt you need any help meeting women, and this is the last one, anyway, right? It's really cool when you meet The One. Even if you don't know it at the time. Good luck. Talking to women in the gym is next to impossible.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #12 December 13, 2006 About a month ago, I was in the San Diego are out on a walk. A lot of people were walking that day, and I found myself behind this gorgeous, very petite woman (who appeared to be of Peruvian descent) and this totally sharp-looking blonde. After a few hours of walking behind them, I realized I'd done 20 miles! I went out the next day to see if they would be there. Sure enough, they were. Jeez - I must have done 60 miles that weekend... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #13 December 13, 2006 Wow I kinda agree with you! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 December 13, 2006 So...two things.. 1. Let us know how the date turned out. 2. Thanks for not noticing the blonde over on the left. I still have a chance with her. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 December 13, 2006 QuoteTalking to women in the gym is next to impossible. That article is both eloquent and piquant...and hilariously ironic. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #16 December 15, 2006 Thanks for not noticing the blonde over on the left. I still have a chance with her. Quote Are you still mad at me for taking all the cute girls at Skyfest two years ago? Actually let me clear the story up as there has been a bit of confusion. but I still luv ya guys regardless. I was at the gym on the bike and saw a girl on the treadmill who happened to have the best legs I've ever seen in my life, and she was asian, so we were meant to be. I didn't want to interrupt her workout so I just extended my workout until she finished so I could snag her and introduce myself. While I was waiting for her to wrap up her workout I noticed the girls in the hot tob checking me out. the first girl I saw, the one with the great legs(this is the one I'm gonna marry) left before I could grab her and I refused to go home empty handed so I walked up to the friend of the girl who was sitting in the hot tub, handed my number over and said "tell her to call me when she's done" and walked out. by the time I got home I had a phone call, and tonight her and her twin sister are coming over to my place. I have yet to see the other girl again but next time I do I'll snag her number as well. Oh and the twins are asian too, it's just been a great week for me, and this whole time my ex girlfriend is regretting kickin me to the curb because she's been calling begging me to come back.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #17 December 15, 2006 Quoteand tonight her and her twin sister are coming over to my place Love you long time! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #18 December 15, 2006 Sounds like you attract insecure women, the ex is begging and the girl comming over needs back upYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #19 December 15, 2006 QuoteSounds like you attract insecure women, the ex is begging and the girl comming over needs back up Did you miss the part about them being HOT?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #20 December 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteSounds like you attract insecure women, the ex is begging and the girl comming over needs back up Did you miss the part about them being HOT??NoYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #21 December 15, 2006 Ok, so there was a hot girl, and a girl in a hot tub. And a girl in a hot tub's friend, who is neither the hot girl nor the girl in the hot tub. Also, the girl in the hot tub has a twin who is also hot, but neither a friend nor in a hot tub. Your number was given to girl in a hot tub's friend, but not to hot girl nor to girl in a hot tub's twin, who is coming over tonight anyway with girl in a hot tub, but not girl in a hot tub's friend nor hot girl. Do you like gladiator movies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #22 December 15, 2006 The treadmill is a major part of my cardio workout. I can spend a lot of time near it. When an awesome looking woman gets on a treadmill, I do my copyrighted stationary aerobics program. I find a machine nearby and watch. I find that it increases my heartrate and breathing without all the actual sweaty exercise stuff. Low impact aerobics. (Plus, all the alcohol would make me woozy if I was moving.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #23 December 15, 2006 QuoteOk, so there was a hot girl, and a girl in a hot tub. And a girl in a hot tub's friend, who is neither the hot girl nor the girl in the hot tub. Also, the girl in the hot tub has a twin who is also hot, but neither a friend nor in a hot tub. Your number was given to girl in a hot tub's friend, but not to hot girl nor to girl in a hot tub's twin, who is coming over tonight anyway with girl in a hot tub, but not girl in a hot tub's friend nor hot girl. Do you like gladiator movies? And hopefully none of the above is tubgirl!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Butters 0 #24 December 15, 2006 Quote Actually let me clear the story up as there has been a bit of confusion. but I still luv ya guys regardless. I was at the gym on the bike and saw a girl on the treadmill who happened to have the best legs I've ever seen in my life, and she was asian, so we were meant to be. I didn't want to interrupt her workout so I just extended my workout until she finished so I could snag her and introduce myself. While I was waiting for her to wrap up her workout I noticed the girls in the hot tob checking me out. the first girl I saw, the one with the great legs(this is the one I'm gonna marry) left before I could grab her and I refused to go home empty handed so I walked up to the friend of the girl who was sitting in the hot tub, handed my number over and said "tell her to call me when she's done" and walked out. by the time I got home I had a phone call, and tonight her and her twin sister are coming over to my place. I have yet to see the other girl again but next time I do I'll snag her number as well. Oh and the twins are asian too, it's just been a great week for me, and this whole time my ex girlfriend is regretting kickin me to the curb because she's been calling begging me to come back. Haven't you ever heard of sharing, and I don't mean sharing yourself with all those women, I mean sharing all those women with me!"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 December 15, 2006 QuoteI found myself behind this gorgeous, very petite woman (who appeared to be of Peruvian descent) and this totally sharp-looking blonde. Those two are mesmerizing aren't they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Remster 30 #17 December 15, 2006 Quoteand tonight her and her twin sister are coming over to my place Love you long time! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 December 15, 2006 Sounds like you attract insecure women, the ex is begging and the girl comming over needs back upYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #19 December 15, 2006 QuoteSounds like you attract insecure women, the ex is begging and the girl comming over needs back up Did you miss the part about them being HOT?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 December 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteSounds like you attract insecure women, the ex is begging and the girl comming over needs back up Did you miss the part about them being HOT??NoYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #21 December 15, 2006 Ok, so there was a hot girl, and a girl in a hot tub. And a girl in a hot tub's friend, who is neither the hot girl nor the girl in the hot tub. Also, the girl in the hot tub has a twin who is also hot, but neither a friend nor in a hot tub. Your number was given to girl in a hot tub's friend, but not to hot girl nor to girl in a hot tub's twin, who is coming over tonight anyway with girl in a hot tub, but not girl in a hot tub's friend nor hot girl. Do you like gladiator movies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 December 15, 2006 The treadmill is a major part of my cardio workout. I can spend a lot of time near it. When an awesome looking woman gets on a treadmill, I do my copyrighted stationary aerobics program. I find a machine nearby and watch. I find that it increases my heartrate and breathing without all the actual sweaty exercise stuff. Low impact aerobics. (Plus, all the alcohol would make me woozy if I was moving.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #23 December 15, 2006 QuoteOk, so there was a hot girl, and a girl in a hot tub. And a girl in a hot tub's friend, who is neither the hot girl nor the girl in the hot tub. Also, the girl in the hot tub has a twin who is also hot, but neither a friend nor in a hot tub. Your number was given to girl in a hot tub's friend, but not to hot girl nor to girl in a hot tub's twin, who is coming over tonight anyway with girl in a hot tub, but not girl in a hot tub's friend nor hot girl. Do you like gladiator movies? And hopefully none of the above is tubgirl!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #24 December 15, 2006 Quote Actually let me clear the story up as there has been a bit of confusion. but I still luv ya guys regardless. I was at the gym on the bike and saw a girl on the treadmill who happened to have the best legs I've ever seen in my life, and she was asian, so we were meant to be. I didn't want to interrupt her workout so I just extended my workout until she finished so I could snag her and introduce myself. While I was waiting for her to wrap up her workout I noticed the girls in the hot tob checking me out. the first girl I saw, the one with the great legs(this is the one I'm gonna marry) left before I could grab her and I refused to go home empty handed so I walked up to the friend of the girl who was sitting in the hot tub, handed my number over and said "tell her to call me when she's done" and walked out. by the time I got home I had a phone call, and tonight her and her twin sister are coming over to my place. I have yet to see the other girl again but next time I do I'll snag her number as well. Oh and the twins are asian too, it's just been a great week for me, and this whole time my ex girlfriend is regretting kickin me to the curb because she's been calling begging me to come back. Haven't you ever heard of sharing, and I don't mean sharing yourself with all those women, I mean sharing all those women with me!"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 December 15, 2006 QuoteI found myself behind this gorgeous, very petite woman (who appeared to be of Peruvian descent) and this totally sharp-looking blonde. Those two are mesmerizing aren't they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
