waltappel 1 #1 November 24, 2006 I'm sticking with the human race! (Clay's mileage may vary) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,317 #2 November 24, 2006 QuoteI'm sticking with the human race! The whole sheep thing didn't work out? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #3 November 24, 2006 I'm with you. My cat's pussy is just too small. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 November 24, 2006 But the sheep are such dirty rotten sluts. I mean.........you've seen how they look at you from the field. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rs2kmk5 0 #5 November 24, 2006 Did you hear about the bovine goings on? - apparantly the suction from it ripped some sad fucks old boy off (so the story goes, the female cow does not 'let go' until she achives orgasm. Now I have no idea how big a male cows wang is, but your average bloke would never 'fill the gap' and do the job surely?) Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #6 November 24, 2006 I tried it once - kept falling down - really hard to make any time and cross the finish line. Better to wait until the race is over._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #7 November 24, 2006 So... jsut curious. was this during the marathon? Or just a sprint? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orribolollie 0 #8 November 24, 2006 Last year a guy in England had to go to court for fucking his goat. He was caught in the beastial act by multiple witnesses. They all saw him balls deep from the windows of their train that passed his allotment... Make sure you fuck your goat indoors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikhail 0 #9 November 25, 2006 "Baaaaaaaaaaaah Means Noooooooooooo" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #10 November 25, 2006 QuoteI'm with you. My cat's pussy is just too small. it wouldnt take much to be bigger than a cats punnany... thats not saying muchLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #11 November 25, 2006 QuoteLast year a guy in England had to go to court for fucking his goat. He was caught in the beastial act by multiple witnesses. They all saw him balls deep from the windows of their train that passed his allotment... Make sure you fuck your goat indoors. Wait--are you talking about the man in Sudan who had to "marry" the subject goat? Here's the story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm I feel sorry for the goat. Who would want THAT for a husband?TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #12 November 25, 2006 i want a baby sheep with no teeth for christmasFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #13 November 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteLast year a guy in England had to go to court for fucking his goat. He was caught in the beastial act by multiple witnesses. They all saw him balls deep from the windows of their train that passed his allotment... Make sure you fuck your goat indoors. Wait--are you talking about the man in Sudan who had to "marry" the subject goat? Here's the story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm I feel sorry for the goat. Who would want THAT for a husband? I'm with you! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #14 November 25, 2006 Poor goat didn't do anything--why should SHE suffer?TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #15 November 25, 2006 wouldn't that be species?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 November 25, 2006 http://forums.joeuser.com/index.aspx?forumid=2&aid=135434&c=1 I with YOU Walt! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnsisland 0 #17 November 25, 2006 QuoteI'm sticking with the human race! (Clay's mileage may vary) Walt Bonfire a little too quiet? Didn't want to post another picture of a turd? JArch? I can arch just fine with my back to the ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #18 December 15, 2006 QuoteI'm with you. My cat's pussy is just too small. Makes me sad too. Even if kitty's precious little flower were big enough, there's still physics to contend with. At 9 pounds vs 180 pounds, kitty might find herself embedded in a wall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #19 December 15, 2006 I'm with you on that, Walt. Sex with animals can get you killed, especially if you are on the receiving end. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
