bazelos 0 #26 December 12, 2006 las time I got wasted on tequila I had sex with a prostitute...I can't say I remember much of it, I don't even know how I managed to get it up. Drugs are so much better to alcohol, how many fights happen just because two guys are drunk? And how many (if any) fights kick off between two stoners?He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #27 December 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou don't pound good stuff. You savor it. Ummm...ok. Jasper Newton is Jasper Newton Daniels, which was the real name of Jack Daniels. I prefer it over the expensive brands. I've had similar quantities with expensive stuff too, it gave me a hangover. Then again, it was a sweeter whiskey. It is possible to savor it and still put a decent amount back.I'm with you Dave... I'm so happy I discovered JD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Samurai136 0 #28 December 12, 2006 QuoteThe idea that gin makes you unhappy probably comes from its nickname "mother's ruin" - the idea that it makes women depressed, which is a cultural idea. Specious argument. FLAT OUT BS!!!! and its from a UK paper. Those are slightly lower than Weekly World News. Bat Child has Hermaphrodite children with Goat!!! "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gene03 0 #29 December 13, 2006 I seen that. Damnest things happening these days.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ArmyMedic 0 #30 December 13, 2006 Most alcohols make me mellow, but tequila, and it does not matter if it is my old friend “Jose” or a top shelf brand, turns me into a giant klepto. Last time I fought with Margaritas, I stole a fire hydrant. Not sure how, or why, but when I woke up, there she was sitting in the garage right next to the wrench I apparently used…OOPS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gene03 0 #31 December 13, 2006 Jose' Quervosine? Shudder. Sounds like the opening scene from "Cool Hand Luke". Well done.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #32 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI will never again in my life drink duckfarts... NEVER!!! I said that the last time Todak and I partied at Lodi. MY GOD MY HEAD HURT ! ! ! Hey, you can't blame me for your age! And I've watched Beth drink duckfarts after she started saying she'd never drink them again. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #33 December 13, 2006 Quote And I've watched Beth drink duckfarts after she started saying she'd never drink them again. Ok... I won't drink an entire batch of duckfarts ever again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #34 December 13, 2006 Actually I get nicer and more polite when I drink tequila. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #35 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuote And I've watched Beth drink duckfarts after she started saying she'd never drink them again. Ok... I won't drink an entire batch of duckfarts ever again ----------------------------------------------------------- but damn....he mixes such big batches. my cousin Karen and I drank a whole quart....she was so sick she flew home to Chicago the next day. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #36 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote And I've watched Beth drink duckfarts after she started saying she'd never drink them again. Ok... I won't drink an entire batch of duckfarts ever again ----------------------------------------------------------- but damn....he mixes such big batches. my cousin Karen and I drank a whole quart....she was so sick she flew home to Chicago the next day. Is this the point where I'm supposed to quote your sig line? "Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gene03 0 #37 December 13, 2006 QuoteMost alcohols make me mellow, but tequila, and it does not matter if it is my old friend “Jose” or a top shelf brand, turns me into a giant klepto. Last time I fought with Margaritas, I stole a fire hydrant. Not sure how, or why, but when I woke up, there she was sitting in the garage right next to the wrench I apparently used…OOPS! She?????? Is there something else you forgot. OMG.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites countzero 7 #38 December 13, 2006 Quote Drugs are so much better to alcohol, how many fights happen just because two guys are drunk? And how many (if any) fights kick off between two stoners? are you refrencing the late, great Bill Hicks?diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jsaxton 0 #39 December 13, 2006 dave, Being an asshole makes you an asshole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bazelos 0 #40 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Drugs are so much better to alcohol, how many fights happen just because two guys are drunk? And how many (if any) fights kick off between two stoners? are you refrencing the late, great Bill Hicks? The name doesn't ring any bells...He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #41 December 13, 2006 Dood...it just intensifies and MAGNAFIES yer per-sUn-AL lity... ...Oh yeah? What if yer an ASSHOLE?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #42 December 13, 2006 I think Tequila can have a bit of a weird reaction for some people. I remember drinking Patron and watching this tiny little girl do a vault and flip over someone's car. She had been drinking Tequila too. Then I did it cause someone told me I couldn't do it. I really did. The next week it felt as if I had been in a car wreck though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #43 December 13, 2006 Quote What's your poison? RUM.... good rum... like the hondouran rum that I"ve been drinking!!!! Nice, dark, rich rum..... good sugar gone bad!!!! THE RUM!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #44 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Ok.. so you enjoy the taste.. no need to pour it down your throat like with crap liquor. You get my point. I might have to conduct an experiment on Thursday...maybe next week. I might need to put together a research team of a select few people to come over to my house. We can also test the effects of good food, music and cigerettes on the overall effect of quality alcohol. I see how ya are, now... scheduling this stuff when I'm not there.... you're not trying to tell me something, are you? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #45 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuote What's your poison? RUM.... good rum... like the hondouran rum that I"ve been drinking!!!! Nice, dark, rich rum..... good sugar gone bad!!!! THE RUM!!! Ok...anyone else now have "Good Lovin' Gone Bad" running through their head? (with the appropriate words substituted, of course)Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #46 December 13, 2006 QuoteI see how ya are, now... scheduling this stuff when I'm not there.... you're not trying to tell me something, are you? Well if you're going to get all huffy about it, then I guess we'll just *have* to do it again when you're in town.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #47 December 13, 2006 yes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #48 December 13, 2006 Nope, tequilla makes me friendly and over generous. Vodka makes me friendly and over generous-Rum, on the other hand, makes me friendly and over generous......I'm just a stupid drunk.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #49 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI see how ya are, now... scheduling this stuff when I'm not there.... you're not trying to tell me something, are you? Well if you're going to get all huffy about it, then I guess we'll just *have* to do it again when you're in town. I'm in awe of the sacrifices you make... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,439 #50 December 13, 2006 Alcohol just makes me more witty and interesting . Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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Samurai136 0 #28 December 12, 2006 QuoteThe idea that gin makes you unhappy probably comes from its nickname "mother's ruin" - the idea that it makes women depressed, which is a cultural idea. Specious argument. FLAT OUT BS!!!! and its from a UK paper. Those are slightly lower than Weekly World News. Bat Child has Hermaphrodite children with Goat!!! "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #29 December 13, 2006 I seen that. Damnest things happening these days.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArmyMedic 0 #30 December 13, 2006 Most alcohols make me mellow, but tequila, and it does not matter if it is my old friend “Jose” or a top shelf brand, turns me into a giant klepto. Last time I fought with Margaritas, I stole a fire hydrant. Not sure how, or why, but when I woke up, there she was sitting in the garage right next to the wrench I apparently used…OOPS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #31 December 13, 2006 Jose' Quervosine? Shudder. Sounds like the opening scene from "Cool Hand Luke". Well done.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #32 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI will never again in my life drink duckfarts... NEVER!!! I said that the last time Todak and I partied at Lodi. MY GOD MY HEAD HURT ! ! ! Hey, you can't blame me for your age! And I've watched Beth drink duckfarts after she started saying she'd never drink them again. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #33 December 13, 2006 Quote And I've watched Beth drink duckfarts after she started saying she'd never drink them again. Ok... I won't drink an entire batch of duckfarts ever again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #34 December 13, 2006 Actually I get nicer and more polite when I drink tequila. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #35 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuote And I've watched Beth drink duckfarts after she started saying she'd never drink them again. Ok... I won't drink an entire batch of duckfarts ever again ----------------------------------------------------------- but damn....he mixes such big batches. my cousin Karen and I drank a whole quart....she was so sick she flew home to Chicago the next day. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #36 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote And I've watched Beth drink duckfarts after she started saying she'd never drink them again. Ok... I won't drink an entire batch of duckfarts ever again ----------------------------------------------------------- but damn....he mixes such big batches. my cousin Karen and I drank a whole quart....she was so sick she flew home to Chicago the next day. Is this the point where I'm supposed to quote your sig line? "Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #37 December 13, 2006 QuoteMost alcohols make me mellow, but tequila, and it does not matter if it is my old friend “Jose” or a top shelf brand, turns me into a giant klepto. Last time I fought with Margaritas, I stole a fire hydrant. Not sure how, or why, but when I woke up, there she was sitting in the garage right next to the wrench I apparently used…OOPS! She?????? Is there something else you forgot. OMG.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #38 December 13, 2006 Quote Drugs are so much better to alcohol, how many fights happen just because two guys are drunk? And how many (if any) fights kick off between two stoners? are you refrencing the late, great Bill Hicks?diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #39 December 13, 2006 dave, Being an asshole makes you an asshole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #40 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Drugs are so much better to alcohol, how many fights happen just because two guys are drunk? And how many (if any) fights kick off between two stoners? are you refrencing the late, great Bill Hicks? The name doesn't ring any bells...He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #41 December 13, 2006 Dood...it just intensifies and MAGNAFIES yer per-sUn-AL lity... ...Oh yeah? What if yer an ASSHOLE?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #42 December 13, 2006 I think Tequila can have a bit of a weird reaction for some people. I remember drinking Patron and watching this tiny little girl do a vault and flip over someone's car. She had been drinking Tequila too. Then I did it cause someone told me I couldn't do it. I really did. The next week it felt as if I had been in a car wreck though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #43 December 13, 2006 Quote What's your poison? RUM.... good rum... like the hondouran rum that I"ve been drinking!!!! Nice, dark, rich rum..... good sugar gone bad!!!! THE RUM!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #44 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Ok.. so you enjoy the taste.. no need to pour it down your throat like with crap liquor. You get my point. I might have to conduct an experiment on Thursday...maybe next week. I might need to put together a research team of a select few people to come over to my house. We can also test the effects of good food, music and cigerettes on the overall effect of quality alcohol. I see how ya are, now... scheduling this stuff when I'm not there.... you're not trying to tell me something, are you? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #45 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuote What's your poison? RUM.... good rum... like the hondouran rum that I"ve been drinking!!!! Nice, dark, rich rum..... good sugar gone bad!!!! THE RUM!!! Ok...anyone else now have "Good Lovin' Gone Bad" running through their head? (with the appropriate words substituted, of course)Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #46 December 13, 2006 QuoteI see how ya are, now... scheduling this stuff when I'm not there.... you're not trying to tell me something, are you? Well if you're going to get all huffy about it, then I guess we'll just *have* to do it again when you're in town.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #48 December 13, 2006 Nope, tequilla makes me friendly and over generous. Vodka makes me friendly and over generous-Rum, on the other hand, makes me friendly and over generous......I'm just a stupid drunk.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #49 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI see how ya are, now... scheduling this stuff when I'm not there.... you're not trying to tell me something, are you? Well if you're going to get all huffy about it, then I guess we'll just *have* to do it again when you're in town. I'm in awe of the sacrifices you make... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #50 December 13, 2006 Alcohol just makes me more witty and interesting . Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
