livendive 8 #1 December 5, 2006 So...how many people will admit to having been caught in the act? I'll admit, a girlfriend once damn near gave me a heart attack, walking in on me and asking "What the hell are you doing?!" when I thought she was at work and I had the house to myself. It's hilarious to me now, but she absolutely freaked...to the point of nearly ending a relationship that included us living together for years. Anyhow, I was NOT this person... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/186980585.html Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #2 December 5, 2006 I can't believe she was so upset about it If I ever came home and caught my so in the act I would throw off my close and join him or at least ask if he needs a extra handFly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #3 December 5, 2006 A mask and a snorkel??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 December 5, 2006 That guy either has a sick fetish or hyperactive testicles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #5 December 5, 2006 She should have been embarrased that you got to that point in the first place, I think she was slacking on her womanly duties.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #6 December 5, 2006 Maybe he was dreaming about the little mermaid and was trying to make it as realistic as possible.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #7 December 5, 2006 How come we dont have multiple answers allowed?!!! RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 December 5, 2006 " I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 December 5, 2006 QuoteHow come we dont have multiple answers allowed?!!! Damn dude, how many times you been caught??! Funny, this thread has had 87 views and only 13 votes. Buncha pussies. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 December 5, 2006 Expertly cross referenced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 December 5, 2006 Quote Funny, this thread has had 87 views and only 13 votes. Buncha pussies. And 7 liars so far! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #12 December 5, 2006 Yup, but not in person... it usually is via a phone call - and I've caught others via the phone as well! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 December 5, 2006 And you answered?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #14 December 5, 2006 well...... thinking back, (waaay back) at least 3 times but its kinda like having sex w/partner with someone else in the room...... not really embarrasing... unless yer doing it wrong I had terrible timing apparently RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #15 December 5, 2006 I'm with Leah, I've never caught someone or been caught, but if I did, I would hope the significant other would offer a helping hand or other body part to finish the job Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 December 5, 2006 Quote but its kinda like having sex w/partner with someone else in the room...... I can't imagine you doing such a thing. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #17 December 5, 2006 I can't imagine you doing such a thing*** as long as it wasnt being done wrong >deadpan< ROFL RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 December 5, 2006 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2557309#2557309 Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #19 December 5, 2006 hahhahaha NICEThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 December 5, 2006 I vote we change the title to the liars' thread."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #21 December 5, 2006 As God as my witness, I thought this thread was about cats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #22 December 5, 2006 I'm trying to think of a time it happened... but I can't... so I don't think it has actually happened...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #23 December 5, 2006 This post is marked with a little irony for me, I thought I had the house all to myself too. Lights out. Got comfortable. 3 minutes in.. bang. and I have a 3 month old kitten hanging off my hand. Who said white men can't jump ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #24 December 5, 2006 QuoteThis post is marked with a little irony for me, I thought I had the house all to myself too. Lights out. Got comfortable. 3 minutes in.. bang. and I have a 3 month old kitten hanging off my hand. Who said white men can't jump ? So did you *literally* kill a kitten!?!?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #25 December 5, 2006 QuoteI'm trying to think of a time it happened... but I can't... so I don't think it has actually happened... If it isn't on video, it didn't happen Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites