What would you tell your 18 year old self now?

[selbbub78 0]

I'd tell myself the winning lottery numbers!!! I'll give myself multiple winnings, but not every day that might look suspicious....


CReW SKies,
bubbles

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[Armour666 0]

take up jummping sooner, would be about it 18 I was in the military and heading down the track I'm happy with now. Even dating the evil money hungry I won't live in an apartment only if you buy a house I dont' have a job and hate all your friends evil bitch made things turn out for the better.

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[kelel01 1]

Don't start smoking.

Go to nursing school your FIRST time through college. Put just a little bit of effort into actualy learning something in school.

Start skydiving at 22, as soon as you have a full-time, decently lucrative job.

Travel.

Don't be such a bitch to that hot boyfriend you'll get when you're 21. You'll never quite shake it.

[BillyVance 34]

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I'd tell myself the winning lottery numbers!!! I'll give myself multiple winnings, but not every day that might look suspicious....


CReW SKies,
bubbles

I'd probably do the same thing, but a-la Back To The Future's Gray's Sports Almanac...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[ExAFO 0]

-Plan for law school as soon as you hit your first opportunity to get out of the miliitary.
-Don't buy that jeep.
-Go to Europe instead of the Bahamas a second time.
-Spend less money.
-Take flight school more seriously.
-Relax socially.
-Drink less.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[TrophyHusband 0]

DUMP THAT PSYCHO BITCH!
start skydiving sooner
invest in microsoft
bang as many hotties as you can

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[Viking 0]

Save that big chunk of change b/c your gonna need it later. still can't believe i spent half a mil on hookers and blow.

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[SpeedRacer 1]

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Even dating the evil money hungry I won't live in an apartment only if you buy a house I dont' have a job and hate all your friends evil bitch made things turn out for the better.

I have no idea how to parse that "sentence."

Speed Racer
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[Skyrad 0]

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When you meet Corrie, don't assume that she is 18. Check her ID.

WTF?

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[Skyrad 0]

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That girl you have a crush on. Go talk to her. She has a crush on you too. Don't wait five years. She'll have a boyfriend by then.

I know the feeling

Lesbian

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[shropshire 0]

Probably to keep that fucking noise down and get a hair cut.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[shermanator 4]

-DO NOT work for disneyland. they will suck the life right out of you

-DON;T become a music major, its a waste of your time, you will fail, become discouraged and drop out of school

-no matter what, stay in school

-enjoy life, have fun, don't take it so seriously.. it already took you this long to learn that. *granted, i'm only 23 now*

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[kelel01 1]

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Even dating the evil, money-hungry, "I won't live in an apartment - will only date you if you buy a house; I don't have a job and hate all your friends" evil bitch made things turn out for the better.

Any better, Speedracer?

[CSpenceFLY 1]

I would tell myself not to give up on someone who was/is very important to me and to go skydive when it was first introduced to me 10 yrs before I made my first jump.But then again if I would have started jumping back then I would be dead because I was young and stupid then I could not go back and tell myself anything.Isn't there some rule about going back and fucking with the past?I think there is something about that in Back to the future.

[davelepka 4]

I'd tell him to stay away from Homer. Far away.

Since that didn't happen, I'll call you later.

[Darius11 12]

I wouldn’t say a thing to my self.

I am very happy in my life and all the things that happened during my last 12 years has helped shape who and where I am today. From the most painful breakups to friends who sucked ass.

It’s all good.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[skycat 0]

Don't get married until you are atleast 25 if not older.

Fly it like you stole it!

[dharma1976 0]

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I dunno what I would tell my 18yo self, but I would tell my 17yo self to have sex with more high school girls.

see its Over 17 in New York, which worked out for me in my ealry twenties as I was probably only 15 in my head since I am seriously immature :-P

Dave

http://www.skyjunky.com

CSpenceFLY - I can't believe the number of people willing to bet their life on someone else doing the right thing.

[Shotgun 1]

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What would you tell your 18 year old self now?

You go, girl!



Seriously, even with all the crap I've been through (mostly of my own doing), I wouldn't change a thing. It's been a fun life so far.
But hopefully my now-35-year-old self has learned something along the way...

[swedishcelt 0]

1. Don't believe anything he says, no matter what it is or who he is...
2. Get your Master's and Ph.D. right away.
3. In 2001, go ahead and get married before he leaves. Don't wait until he comes back. Write him more. Stay with him the day he leaves and don't go to work. Have lots of sex instead.
4. Don't be afraid to act on your feelings.
5. Tell people NO!!! more!

[Bolas 5]

(smoke cloud appears in a tall, gangly kid's room)

Kid: WTF?

Me: Happy 18th birthday! Okay here's a few things you should know:

* If you want to graduate from college go to class and read the books. Just be ready to start at the bottom like everyone else.
* I know you are interested in joining the skydiving club: do it.
* Don't be so intimidated by women. Flirt and be yourself. Make sexual comments.
* You're a goofy geek. Accept it, relish it. Don't try to hide it.
* Don't try to be "normal."
* Go and party your ass off but don't get absolutely obliterated every night.
* You need to balance your life: work hard, play hard.

(Disappear in a cloud of smoke)

Kid: Whatever old man, screw you!!!

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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I wouldn’t say a thing to my self.

I am very happy in my life and all the things that happened during my last 12 years has helped shape who and where I am today. From the most painful breakups to friends who sucked ass.

It’s all good.

I agree. Furthermore, those experiences which were less than favorable make me appreciate all the good in my life now.

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[jakee 1,501]

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That girl you have a crush on. Go talk to her. She has a crush on you too. Don't wait five years. She'll have a boyfriend by then.

I know the feeling

Lesbian

Bastard!

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[Muenkel 0]

Two things:

Major in Pre-med and go on to Medical School. When I was 18, I really had an interest in medicine but was too lazy to consider going to school for 7 more years. The ironic thing is, I actually went to school for 6 more years...4 years undergrad and 2 for graduate.

I wish I would have discovered skydiving back when I was 18.

Chris

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[Thanatos340 1]

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What would you tell your 18 year old self now?

I would not say a Thing!! I know my 18 year old self well enough to know that I would not listen anyway. It would just eb a waste of breath.