SpeedRacer 1 #51 November 29, 2006 hmmm, when I was 18 it was 1983. I would have told me to go into computer programming, especially graphics etc. And I would have told me about what HTML would be. And I would have told me about what companies would take off in the '90s I'd probably be retired & living in a mansion by now. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #52 November 29, 2006 I'd say, "Despite what people have been telling you, these are NOT the best years of your life. That's all I'll say..." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #53 November 29, 2006 Before I'd have a chance to speak, I think 18 year-old-me would cut me off and say "Oh, goddammit. You sold out and went corporate, didn't you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #54 November 29, 2006 "Don't swallow the Blue pill"."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #55 November 29, 2006 Nothing. I would not want to risk causing myself to make decisions that might take away some of the things I really appreciate in life. For example had it not been for some earlier fuck-ups on my part I might never have been in a position to meet my wife. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #56 November 29, 2006 Quotehmmm, when I was 18 it was 1983. I would have told me to go into computer programming, especially graphics etc. And I would have told me about what HTML would be. And I would have told me about what companies would take off in the '90s I'd probably be retired & living in a mansion by now. I'd say track down Bill Gates and carry a shit load of programing books from today. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #57 November 29, 2006 Every seven yrs go out in the street and find a woman, then give her every thing you own. You will avoid all the headaches that way. Don't do drugs while you are in the Air Force. You will avoid all the headaches that way and you will retire at 41 yrs old. And your kids are the most important part of your entire life. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icyhot 0 #58 November 29, 2006 Well Since I am 18.. Probably the same crap! No drugs,No alcohol and wear a rubber? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #59 November 29, 2006 Rehabilitated? Well now, let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means...I know what you think it means. To me, it's just a made-up word, a politician's word so that young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?...There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. And not because I'm in here or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone. This old man is all that's left. I gotta live with that. 'Rehabilitated?' That's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your forms, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #60 November 29, 2006 QuoteRehabilitated? Well now, let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means...I know what you think it means. To me, it's just a made-up word, a politician's word so that young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?...There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. And not because I'm in here or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone. This old man is all that's left. I gotta live with that. 'Rehabilitated?' That's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your forms, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit. Red - Shawshank Redemption - should have won the Academy Award for best picture. Screw run forest run. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiles 0 #61 November 29, 2006 hmm... one thing i know is at 18 i had no sense of how beautiful my body was, i felt geeky, not sure of myself, insecure, shy- what would i tell my 18 yr. old self now? "be proud of who you are, it is o.k. to just be yourself" Tried to raise my boys to be secure with who they are, when my 18 yr. old asked about getting tattoos i told him to be sure that they mean something personal to him- (take time to think about the meaning.) Attached some pics of his tattoos- can anyone think of possible personal meaning?? -you do it to yourself? -this one's optimistic? ..... SMileseustress. : a positive form of stress having a beneficial effect on health, motivation, performance, and emotional well-being. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,489 #62 November 29, 2006 Quotethis one's optimistic? Can you get him to tattoo the apostrophe in?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #63 November 29, 2006 I would tell myself the following: 1) Get out of the parents house now. Your mother is the most evil person you are going to meet in this lifetime. 2) Real life is about people, not just technical excellence. 3) Start drinking beer now, and laugh more.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #64 November 30, 2006 "You're on the right track." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #65 November 30, 2006 "Pace yourself. You're going to live longer than you think." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #66 November 30, 2006 Interesting... cuz I just had a conversation with a friend who is kinda where I was at her age... (but she's one step up from where I was... more motivation, smarter, ...) anyway, I was a bit surprised by the advice that I was giving her. Kind of the... "if I were in this situation again..." but now that I think about it... I am who I am because of those challenges. If I had known how to take the easy road, would it have been as much fun? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #67 November 30, 2006 I would tell myself to take school a lot more seriously and make that a priority. And to dump that hot, horny Spanish girl and stay with Janet because when she turns 21, she gets a trust worth millions that she does not even know about yet! Yea, missed that boat, but it was probably better for her! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
br0k3n 0 #68 November 30, 2006 Quote"Don't swallow the Blue pill". swallow the white one with the dove on it.----------------------------------------------------------- --+ There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.. --+ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #69 November 30, 2006 Even if your caught red handed....deny all knowledge! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #70 November 30, 2006 Love it!!!! How true it that one??!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #71 November 30, 2006 Don't rush life. Find out who you are and follow your dreams.Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #72 November 30, 2006 Stay in school and get it done when you actually have the energy to do it...'cause it's damned exhausting and stressful to do it when you're 41. Other than that, I echo Karen above - I am who I am because of the choices I made. I'm not necessarily the best person around, but I like who I am and what I stand for; and the ability to think for myself and learn for myself and stand up for what I believe in has come from not doing that, and learning the hard way that it's difficult to live with oneself until one lives with one's true self. But man, I'm tired. I'm supposed to be studying right now, but all I have the energy for is sharpening colored pencils for anatomy class. I should be learning all about the kidneys, but the closest I can get to that is thinking about nephrons while I sharpen red, and considering the structure of the liver while I sharpen green. Sigh. I'll be awake in class in three hours, but my brain is tired already. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drae 0 #73 November 30, 2006 Quote1. Don't eat ravioli and vodka mixed together. 2. Run like a madman when you meet a certain Catholic girl. 3. Don't put those sex toys in your English teacher's desk drawer. 4. Don't answer the door after you let the girls put make-up on you. 5. Don't sightsee on curvy mountain roads. 6. Don't try hang gliding. 7. Don't quit baseball because of that babe you're going to meet. 8. Don't get drunk and crawl down the side of the road in your underwear. 9. When you meet Corrie, don't assume that she is 18. Check her ID. 10. Buy gold when it gets deregulated. 11. Wear your hair in a french braid because it makes you look really HOT to all the ladies!! (So sorry, I just can't let that visual go since it was the first time I ever met you!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #74 November 30, 2006 Invent youtube and myspace. tell myself the winner of every superbowl for the next 10 years, and the exact results of every NCAA tournament. tell myself the winning numbers of every big lottery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToyMaker 0 #75 November 30, 2006 -While playing with rocks and your sister yells out your name.. DOCK!!! _______________________________________ White cute poodle puppy found. Approximately six months of age. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites