kelel01 1 #1 November 27, 2006 A gap in my employment history on my resume? The truth: I got laid off and then decided I wanted to go back to school to be a nurse. I got part-time jobs while in school. Being a fickle bitch, I've changed my mind, so I'm looking for a regular job again. The explanation that wouldn't scare a company off: ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #2 November 27, 2006 How about just telling them the truth... I find it's easier (don't have to try to remember the stories you come up with) and most employers understand that...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 November 27, 2006 I don't think it shows much of a commitment to working somewhere for any period of time. I absolutely DESPISE interviews, btw. Seems like I never say the right thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #4 November 27, 2006 I'd leave out the fickle bitch part and just say that you found it unfulfilling and are seeking a full time position that will challenge you again.Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 November 27, 2006 Tell them the truth... just leave out the " fickle bitch" parts, and let them know you realized that when you thought you wanted further education, you did not. Life choices. some companys respect that, some dont. I say fuck em all and give em the brutal truth: "It seems you've been missing a lot of work lately." "Well, Bob, I can say as Ive been missing it."Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 November 27, 2006 I have YET to meet a company that respects ANYTHING besides complete dedication to the job, as if it were your whole life, and total conformity to the corporate masses. Having to work sucks ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 November 27, 2006 QuoteI have YET to meet a company that respects ANYTHING besides complete dedication to the job, as if it were your whole life, and total conformity to the corporate masses. Having to work sucks ass. Fuck work. Lets go skydive. You think Hottie would divorce me if I quit my job and moved to a DZ? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 November 27, 2006 QuoteI have YET to meet a company that respects ANYTHING besides complete dedication to the job, as if it were your whole life, and total conformity to the corporate masses. Having to work sucks ass. Then get back into school, get an RN from a smaller school. Once established as an RN continue on to finish your Bachelors maybe further it to a PA. Quit whining about how you got rejected once. I know some RNs who were rejected 3 times. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 November 27, 2006 I got rejected twice. And I'm not whining about that right now. I'm switching gears. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 November 27, 2006 Probably. You think anyone would divorce me if I did the same? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #11 November 27, 2006 QuoteI got rejected twice. And I'm not whining about that right now. I'm switching gears. Oh wow you suck As for what to do... tell them you were in prison for killing your last employers HR Mgr. Since they rejected your 5 complaints of sexual harassment. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #12 November 27, 2006 QuoteProbably. You think anyone would divorce me if I did the same? First you have to get married and that seems like your employment history at the momenthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 November 27, 2006 Oh, yeah, and I do feel that I owe some sort of explanation for my sudden change of heart. Here it goes: It suddenly occurred to me that I might kill someone if I make a mistake as a nurse. That's already a real enough risk in life (skydiving, driving, etc.), and I don't think I want that possibility introduced to my career as well. That's seriously it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 November 27, 2006 Ok, I have to go to my pointless, waste of time class. Brainstorm for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 November 27, 2006 QuoteProbably. You think anyone would divorce me if I did the same? only if you stopped making payments. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 November 27, 2006 Tell them you had a sugar-daddy during that time. But he kicked you out 'cause you wouldn't do "ATM"."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #17 November 27, 2006 I have a 3 month gap in 98. I "worked" at the dropzone at the time. You got friends here Kel, use em. You can say you worked for my company if ya want. VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 November 27, 2006 Being a prison wife......... it could work. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 November 27, 2006 QuoteA gap in my employment history on my resume? The truth: I got laid off and then decided I wanted to go back to school to be a nurse. I got part-time jobs while in school. Being a fickle bitch, I've changed my mind, so I'm looking for a regular job again. The explanation that wouldn't scare a company off: ??? That's kinda funny, I'm needing the very same excuse for the very same reason if I look into this job with the FAA. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #20 November 27, 2006 Employers look for truthfulness from employees. As strange as it sounds, my most recent hire was the one applicant that did NOT meet the minimum qualifications. I gave him an interview because he owned up to the fact that he didn't meet those qualifications and then explained that he will. I had to meet him and he thoroughly impressed me. We now call Peter "Saint Peter," since his skill and learning abilities are exceeded by his niceness. He's the one person we've ever had here that nobody has ever been mad at. Let the employers know that you went back to school, it wasn't working out well, you've got bills to pay, etc. Tell them that it's impossible to say whether you would like working for them, or that they would like you working for them. THey usually like blunt honesty and respect it. THen again, it's worked for me. Now, how to explain your avatar.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #21 November 27, 2006 QuoteI got rejected twice. And I'm not whining about that right now. I'm switching gears. you obviously didn't apply to the school I teach at. the only requirement is that you are breathing. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 November 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteI got rejected twice. And I'm not whining about that right now. I'm switching gears. you obviously didn't apply to the school I teach at. the only requirement is that you are breathing. Whoo - they must have upped the standards after your current class started.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
za_skydiver 0 #23 November 27, 2006 QuoteA gap in my employment history on my resume? Went skydiving....Some dream of flying, i live the dream... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 November 27, 2006 QuoteA gap in my employment history on my resume? Prison? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #25 November 27, 2006 QuoteTell them you had a sugar-daddy during that time. But he kicked you out 'cause you wouldn't do "ATM". ATM... if that is what I think it is, then well, ummm, thats just wrong. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
