Twoply 0 #1 November 24, 2006 Thats what the doctor told my wife at her appointment today. Now she's all "No going out to the bar and getting drunk and falling asleep in the neighbor's lawn." Geez, the baby isn't even due until the 29th of December. Picky picky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #2 November 25, 2006 If you know what's best for you, you'll stay home and say "yes dear" a whole lot. Smile, nod, get her whatever she wants...and realize at the end of all this, you'll have a child, a miraculous gift, to hold and love and teach and guide and feel their arms around your neck. It's worth it... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 November 25, 2006 QuoteIf you know what's best for you, you'll stay home and say "yes dear" a whole lot. Smile, nod, get her whatever she wants...and realize at the end of all this, you'll have a child, a miraculous gift, to hold and love and teach and guide and feel their arms around your neck. It's worth it... Ciels- Michele Of course you could also go out to the bar, get drunk, and pass out in the neighbor's yard and still end up with a child. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #4 November 25, 2006 QuoteThats what the doctor told my wife at her appointment today. Now she's all "No going out to the bar and getting drunk and falling asleep in the neighbor's lawn." Geez, the baby isn't even due until the 29th of December. Picky picky. Your baby's due on my birthday!! I sure hope Baby comes early~like before Christmas. A birthday 4 days after Christmas really sucks!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #5 November 25, 2006 QuoteA birthday 4 days after Christmas really sucks!!!So does one five days before!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #6 November 25, 2006 That's why I went for the exact opposite date on the calendar from Christmas Eve. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 November 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteA birthday 4 days after Christmas really sucks!!!So does one five days before! Shit so does 14 days before She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #8 November 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteA birthday 4 days after Christmas really sucks!!!So does one five days before! Shit so does 14 days before 2 days after here. It actually hasn't been all that bad for me.~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #9 November 25, 2006 9 days here. so Im not the only one whos a christmas baby. Mabey we should start a support groupif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #10 November 25, 2006 Or a December Birthday Boogie....held in June!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #11 November 25, 2006 10 days before here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #12 November 25, 2006 Suck it up cupcake, you're a Daddy now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 November 25, 2006 QuoteIf you know what's best for you, you'll stay home and say "yes dear" a whole lot. Smile, nod, get her whatever she wants...and realize at the end of all this, you'll have a child, a miraculous gift, to hold and love and teach and guide and feel their arms around your neck. It's worth it... Ciels- Michele Hooray! Michele can you write something similar for my hubby, too? (I'm not pregnant, but I like the whole 'get her whatever she wants' deal! ) (PS...You spell your name just like my sis-in law. )~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymynci 0 #14 November 25, 2006 9 days before here too.....pretty good though, the whole of December is just one big hoorah-fest!!!! XXX Good luck for the babe XXX"I don't mean to harass you, but I was very impressed with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. And I was thinking to myself, now this girl's special..." M Renton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #15 November 25, 2006 Ok people, lets get back on track here..... I can't get all boozed up for an unspecific time frame?!? That's just too much! Actually it sucks really only because I cant go jumping for a while. It's too far away to make it back here in time if it starts going down. I keep telling her that sex would help me a lot but she won't hear of it. Walking all waddley like a penguin and always tired is how I like my women! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 November 25, 2006 OK here's the deal as i see it. If you are going to be a good dad and treat your kids with love and respect, I say go to the bar get pissed with ya mates and have BIG TIME fun, because as a respectful loving father you wont WANT to be all pissy when you baby is born and you child is growing. If however you are going to be a crap dad, and go to bars regularly get pissed offten and not treat the mum and child withlove and respect... I say go to the bar get pssed and drive a long long way from home ands dont go back I'm hoping you're the 1st typeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 November 26, 2006 QuoteOk people, lets get back on track here..... I can't get all boozed up for an unspecific time frame?!? That's just too much! Actually it sucks really only because I cant go jumping for a while. It's too far away to make it back here in time if it starts going down. I keep telling her that sex would help me a lot but she won't hear of it. Walking all waddley like a penguin and always tired is how I like my women! And it's been how long since your wife could get all boozed up? You're not going to get any sympathy here, my friend. Unless you plan on carrying a watermelon around in your butt for a few months and then have it slowly extracted over the course of several hours. And that STILL won't compare with what your woman is doing for you and your child. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 November 27, 2006 QuoteIf you know what's best for you, you'll stay home and say "yes dear" a whole lot. Sage advice. In fact, come New Year's Day, I would expect for you to have so much scar tissue on your tongue from biting it that you will have difficulty speaking at all. Congrats, though! It's an amazing ride. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites