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I bet there will be a rise in dead kittens tonight! :D How many out there (this should be a poll) knew the banana trick.. :D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:ph34r:
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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You make ONE FUCKING PORNO . . . look - I was worried that the swoopers were doing hop and pops and didn't want her to get hurt.

I was trying to be gentelmanly - what else do you want?>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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That girl turtle should have kicked the boy turtle in the head for knocking her around like that [:/] :D



Wanna be a turtle?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Wanna be a turtle?


Ummm...NO. That doesn't look like fun at all :ph34r:



You know - the truly wise say that you should try everything at least twice - just in case you did it wrong the first time.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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That reminds me of the old romp.com series called, "Those Fucking Animals", with Peter Stiffen. The Badda Bing turtle episode.

(unfortunately I don't have anywhere to upload the 4MB file from my 'puter, unless I can e-mail it to someone to upload? The Romp is now a paysite)

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms

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:D:D Yes. That's it. How'd you get into my...oh, right. Thanks Youtube. :$


All of the clips in that series are hilarious.

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms

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My god! I don't check the bonfire for a few weeks and this is the first thing I click on when I come back? Yikes. I didn't even know turtles can moan like that. (Or was that just the guy filming getting all excited??)


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You make ONE FUCKING PORNO . . . look - I was worried that the swoopers were doing hop and pops and didn't want her to get hurt.

I was trying to be gentelmanly - what else do you want?>:(

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