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Is it bad to honestly hope I get violently ill next Friday morning?

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I don't really want to deal with the unwashed masses on Black Friday at work :S



Here's what you do. Cook your Thanksgiving turkey on Tuesday. Undercook it. Leave it out until Thursday at Thanksgiving dinner time.

I can almost guarantee violent illness. :D

And, no, it's not wrong. When I worked retail back in high school, the time between Thanksgiving and the first week of January always made me want to scream (I include the first week because there's always the inevitable barrage of post-Christmas returns).
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I don't really want to deal with the unwashed masses on Black Friday at work :S


Sell lots of shit and make lots of money dude.
Think of the exchange rate :(:)and SUCK IT UP CUP CAKE:ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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I don't really want to deal with the unwashed masses on Black Friday at work :S


Sell lots of shit and make lots of money dude.
Think of the exchange rate :(:)and SUCK IT UP CUP CAKE:ph34r:



Not on commission, otherwise I"d be looking forward to it [:/]
cavete terrae.

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Not on commission, otherwise I"d be looking forward to it [:/]

LOL your life sucks...I have an idea to fix it though :)Why don't you move here to Australai, that should fix all your worldy worries:):ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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