elias123 0 #26 November 15, 2006 Quote Noodledick i prefer neeldedick "In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #27 November 15, 2006 The Brits will kick our asses on this one. My favorite I stole from Gareth: "She has the grace of two gorillas tied loosely together and the face of a bulldog chewing on a wasp" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #28 November 15, 2006 I have been known to call my husband: Penis wrinkle fungus licker ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #29 November 15, 2006 take a hold of some fuckos arm give it a good feel and then say "no shit" more than likely 99.9 they will say "what" then say "just seeing what it feels like to be a bitch" bwaaahaaha! you can sub bitch with just about anythang. or...... when the ladie starts in on ya, just wave your hand around (in a spray can type motion) and make the pssshhhhhh sound, will usually break up her momentum 99.9 and she will say "what the fuk" or something to that effect, reply "i'm spraying my bitchbegone" brace your self though they usually come in swinging after that one...if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vmsfreaky1 0 #30 November 15, 2006 Dirty dog cunt! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #31 November 15, 2006 Heard this at the DZ last weekend: Guy - to hot chick in bar - "Can I buy you a drink?" Girl - "No." Guy - "Well, yould you like to dance?" Girl - "No." Guy - "Hmmmm, well, at least I can be thinking of you when I Jack Off tonight."Come to think about it - it sounded better when i was a couple more sheets to the wind . . . now it's just a little creepy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #32 November 15, 2006 This thread is great - I needed a good laugh Arianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #33 November 15, 2006 person #1: if i washed my cock would you suck it? person #2: NO!!! person #1: AW YOU DIRTY COCK SUCKER!Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #34 November 15, 2006 You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side. love that one.. and the rest to go with it... Peter Banning: I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level. Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval. Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level. [kids whistle and waves their hands around] Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt. Kids: Bangerang, Rufio. Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ka-ka mouth, you know that? Rufio: You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side. Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher. Rufio: Mung tongue. Peter Banning: Math tutor. Rufio: Pinhead. Peter Banning: Prison Barber. Rufio: Mother lover. Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist. Rufio: In your face, camel cake. Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derriere. Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude. Kids: Bangerang, PeterCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livetofall 0 #35 November 15, 2006 QuoteHeard this at the DZ last weekend: Guy - to hot chick in bar - "Can I buy you a drink?" Girl - "No." Guy - "Well, yould you like to dance?" Girl - "No." Guy - "Hmmmm, well, at least I can be thinking of you when I Jack Off tonight."Quote no,no,no turtle, its: (loud dance music) Guy: you like to dance? Girl: no , i dont think so Guy: sorry, i said "your ass looks fat in those pants" www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Calvin19 0 #36 November 15, 2006 Quote You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side. love that one.. and the rest to go with it... Peter Banning: I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level. Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval. Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level. [kids whistle and waves their hands around] Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt. Kids: Bangerang, Rufio. Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ka-ka mouth, you know that? Rufio: You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side. Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher. Rufio: Mung tongue. Peter Banning: Math tutor. Rufio: Pinhead. Peter Banning: Prison Barber. Rufio: Mother lover. Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist. Rufio: In your face, camel cake. Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derriere. Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude. Kids: Bangerang, Peter great film.. -SPACE- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #37 November 15, 2006 QuoteI have been known to call my husband: Penis wrinkle fungus licker That's as much an insult to you as himYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caspar 0 #38 November 15, 2006 when having an argument with a partner (woman).. when she's shouting at you repeat what she last said exactly back to her at the same volume. she: what? why did you repeat me? you: huh? i didnt say shit, must of been the echo from the grand canyon between your legs. that'll shut the bitch up."When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lekstrom10k 0 #39 November 15, 2006 When you get a stupid comment from a fifty jump wonder who has downsized to a canopy beyond his wildest dreams, but hasnt crashed yet. I will tell them "I will be around to piss in your coffin,and still jumping when I do it".When they do finally crash I will get the divot, take it back to the hole ,then pace it off to where they are moaning and groaning. Dropping it on their chest saying "Think it hurts now wait until tomorrow. By the way it was only 38 paces, the record is 41, all for nothing." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CornishChris 5 #40 November 15, 2006 Guy 1: You've put on weight. Guy 2: that's because every time I fuck your mum she bakes me a cake! CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefal 0 #41 November 15, 2006 I have an idea. Why don't you play Hide and Go Fu(k Yourself. "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TypicalFish 0 #42 November 15, 2006 A friend of mine turned me on to: FUCKTARD. I don't know why; it just resonates with me. It can also be conjugated to "fucktarded"."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,453 #43 November 15, 2006 Not very original here. I don't insult people to their face (I try to tell them what I don't like). But when I'm driving, nearly everyone else is a fucking moron with no place to go so why are they on the fucking road Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Trae 1 #44 November 15, 2006 edited cause too rude ps "FUCK OFF BUCKET CUNT" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rocket 0 #45 November 16, 2006 you're the load that should have been swallowed... "Make your plans dark and as inpenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt" -Sun Tsu rocket Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Twoply 0 #46 November 16, 2006 Foghorn Leghorn "That boy, I say that boy's got two brains. One's lost and the other one's out looking for it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Twoply 0 #47 November 16, 2006 And you look so innocent... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Calvin19 0 #48 November 16, 2006 QuoteA friend of mine turned me on to: FUCKTARD. I don't know why; it just resonates with me. It can also be conjugated to "fucktarded". fucktard, its a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites point_code 0 #49 November 16, 2006 in a night club........ guy: Would you like to dance gal: NO guy: Well ya don't have to be so picky, I wasn't! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #50 November 16, 2006 You suck, your Sister sucks and your Mother would've sucked if I'd had 5 bucks. or my favorite little diddie... You goddamn motherfuckin, daddy suckin one ball bitch, Yo Momma's in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, Your brother's in jail, your Daddy's in hell and Sista's on the corner yelling pussy for sale! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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Calvin19 0 #36 November 15, 2006 Quote You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side. love that one.. and the rest to go with it... Peter Banning: I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level. Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval. Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level. [kids whistle and waves their hands around] Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt. Kids: Bangerang, Rufio. Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ka-ka mouth, you know that? Rufio: You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side. Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher. Rufio: Mung tongue. Peter Banning: Math tutor. Rufio: Pinhead. Peter Banning: Prison Barber. Rufio: Mother lover. Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist. Rufio: In your face, camel cake. Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derriere. Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude. Kids: Bangerang, Peter great film.. -SPACE- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #37 November 15, 2006 QuoteI have been known to call my husband: Penis wrinkle fungus licker That's as much an insult to you as himYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #38 November 15, 2006 when having an argument with a partner (woman).. when she's shouting at you repeat what she last said exactly back to her at the same volume. she: what? why did you repeat me? you: huh? i didnt say shit, must of been the echo from the grand canyon between your legs. that'll shut the bitch up."When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #39 November 15, 2006 When you get a stupid comment from a fifty jump wonder who has downsized to a canopy beyond his wildest dreams, but hasnt crashed yet. I will tell them "I will be around to piss in your coffin,and still jumping when I do it".When they do finally crash I will get the divot, take it back to the hole ,then pace it off to where they are moaning and groaning. Dropping it on their chest saying "Think it hurts now wait until tomorrow. By the way it was only 38 paces, the record is 41, all for nothing." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #40 November 15, 2006 Guy 1: You've put on weight. Guy 2: that's because every time I fuck your mum she bakes me a cake! CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #41 November 15, 2006 I have an idea. Why don't you play Hide and Go Fu(k Yourself. "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #42 November 15, 2006 A friend of mine turned me on to: FUCKTARD. I don't know why; it just resonates with me. It can also be conjugated to "fucktarded"."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,453 #43 November 15, 2006 Not very original here. I don't insult people to their face (I try to tell them what I don't like). But when I'm driving, nearly everyone else is a fucking moron with no place to go so why are they on the fucking road Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trae 1 #44 November 15, 2006 edited cause too rude ps "FUCK OFF BUCKET CUNT" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocket 0 #45 November 16, 2006 you're the load that should have been swallowed... "Make your plans dark and as inpenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt" -Sun Tsu rocket Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #46 November 16, 2006 Foghorn Leghorn "That boy, I say that boy's got two brains. One's lost and the other one's out looking for it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #47 November 16, 2006 And you look so innocent... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #48 November 16, 2006 QuoteA friend of mine turned me on to: FUCKTARD. I don't know why; it just resonates with me. It can also be conjugated to "fucktarded". fucktard, its a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
point_code 0 #49 November 16, 2006 in a night club........ guy: Would you like to dance gal: NO guy: Well ya don't have to be so picky, I wasn't! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #50 November 16, 2006 You suck, your Sister sucks and your Mother would've sucked if I'd had 5 bucks. or my favorite little diddie... You goddamn motherfuckin, daddy suckin one ball bitch, Yo Momma's in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, Your brother's in jail, your Daddy's in hell and Sista's on the corner yelling pussy for sale! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
