Calvin19 0 #1 November 14, 2006 for those other browncoats out there... "...did you get all that?" "only because i was eavesdropping" lets hear it!!! or am i the only one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 November 14, 2006 I enjoy the wirter's sense of humor in general... so I'm not sure I'd be able to limit myself to a single quote. of course if we're including the movie (Serenity) then I'd have to say I really liked some of the stuff that came out of Washes mouth... like: Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting". Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shall555 0 #3 November 14, 2006 "Jayne, your mouth is talkin'. Might want to look to that..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #4 November 14, 2006 Too many to single one out...oh, okay. Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?" Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?" Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeppo 0 #5 November 14, 2006 Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk"What goes up, must come DOWN!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 November 14, 2006 QuoteJayne: "I'll be in my bunk" BWAHAHAHA! That was the one where Inara had the woman Ambassador! I remember that. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 November 14, 2006 My All Time Favoprite Quote: Jayne: Lets be Bad Guys!! A few others... **** Zoe: "Captain will come up with a plan." Kaylee: "That's good. Right?" Zoe: "Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans." ******* Saffron: "You gonna kill me?" Mal: "Can you conjure up a terribly compelling reason for me not to?" Saffron: "I didn't kill you." Mal: "You handed me and my crew over to those that would kill us. That buys you nothing." Saffron: "I made you dinner." ***** Jayne: It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger. Double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun. [He hands it to Mal.] Mal: Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze… Are you offering me a trade? Jayne: A trade? Hell, that's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy'n what you got. Mal: What I got? She has a name! Jayne: So does this! [caresses the gun lovingly] I call it Vera. ****** Mal: Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell. Yup, right into the fire. ***** Jayne: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth. ***** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #8 November 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteJayne: "I'll be in my bunk" BWAHAHAHA! That was the one where Inara had the woman Ambassador! I remember that. I loved that episode! Every year I have to pull out the series and watch it over again. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #9 November 14, 2006 Zoe: Let him go, this is something the captain needs to settle on his own. Mal: No its not! Shoot him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidST 0 #10 November 14, 2006 To many to choose from. Man i miss that series Wash: Its ok I'm a Leaf on the Wind Cpt: What does that mean!!!As a general rule, the better it felt when you said it, the more trouble it's going to get you into. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #11 November 14, 2006 My favorite firefly quote?? "I need to get some ass." --fireflytx Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #12 November 14, 2006 The DVD commentaries are as good as the show. Speaking to Joss Whedon: "How did you come up with this idea for this great show?" Joss: "Well, first I smoked some good pot and got REAAAAALLY high" OK, so the quote isn't exact, but that was pretty much what he said Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #13 November 14, 2006 After shooting a guy in the leg..... Mal - nice shot Jayne! Jayne - I was aiming for his head. That show kills me....now I'm gonna have to go back and watch it for thew 20 bazillionth timewww.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #14 November 14, 2006 "Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command." Mal: "It's a real burn, being right so often." Zoe: "Planet's coming up a mite fast." Wash: "That's just cause I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all." Mal: "Well, that happens, let me know." Inara: "Are you in pain?" Mal: "Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know. Right here." Inara: "I saw." Mal: "Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough." Inara: "It wasn't entirely a disaster." Mal: "I got stabbed! Right here!" yay! i got 5 hours of sleep from 6am to noon. sigh -SPACE- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #15 November 14, 2006 The whole series is quotable. I love that show. Zoe--"what's that captain?" Mal--"freedom" Zoe--"no, I mean what's that?" Mal--"OH, I dunno, something must been livin in here. Just step around it." from "Out of Gas"L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #16 November 14, 2006 Out of gas is by far the best episode, but they are all good. when the captain first sets eyes on 'serenity', the look on mals face, its truly love. amazing. -SPACE- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #17 November 14, 2006 i know you would jump on this one, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM NEXT HE WILL TELL YOU TO GET THE PINK CYPRES 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #18 November 15, 2006 Zoë: How much ammo we got left? Jayne Cobb: Three full mags, and my swinging cod! Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket... Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret. Jaynestown has some of my favorite quotes WASH: We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero! JAYNE: The living legend needs eggs. JAYNE: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #19 November 15, 2006 Jayne: It ain't impossible! Saint Jayne, it's got a ring to it. Book: I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed. Jayne: I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs? Book: Oh, it'll be taken into consideration. Jayne: You made that sound kinda ominous. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #20 November 15, 2006 "Going on a year now, I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries."It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #21 November 15, 2006 Quote "Going on a year now, I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries." Mal: "We did not need to hear that!" Jayne: "I could stand to hear some more" Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #22 November 15, 2006 "Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket..." I actually have the t shirt. I also have a Blue Sun long sleeve I freefly in.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #23 November 15, 2006 Okay I have to know, who is firefly Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #24 November 15, 2006 QuoteOkay I have to know, who is firefly Its not a "Who" its a tv series that was on Fox back in 2002. It was only on one season (due to lack of interest at the time...) but the series was reinvigorated in 2005 when the movie "Serenity" was released (a movie baised on the series...) the Writer/director (Joss Whedon) of the series also was responsible for "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" Series and "Angel" (spinoff of Buffy) has a rather whitty and entertaining sense of humor... at least I think so... as well as I'm sure others do too... Of course that was the long answer... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #25 November 15, 2006 QuoteIts not a "Who" its a tv series that was on Fox back in 2002. It was only on one season (due to lack of interest at the time...) but the series was reinvigorated in 2005 when the movie "Serenity" was released (a movie baised on the series...) the Writer/director (Joss Whedon) of the series also was responsible for "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" Series and "Angel" (spinoff of Buffy) has a rather whitty and entertaining sense of humor... at least I think so... as well as I'm sure others do too... Laugh Of course that was the long answer... Sorry I asked lol I figured Id just get a attachment of a dz.commer or something... not a essaySudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites