If you are a guy and you have a HUGE...

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...parachute, do you brag about it?

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[wmw999 2,452]

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Huge...parachute, do you brag about it?

No no no -- guys seem to brag about how small their equipment is, and how fast they go.

And they they wonder why the women aren't all that impressed

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Thanatos340 1]

188 Square Mutha Fruckin Feet of pure parachute Passion Baby!!

For those Long Slow Rides!!

[NewGuy2005 53]

230 square feet of pure relaxation, baby!

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Damn,that just makes my 145 sq ft seem so small.

[wes. 0]

285 ft of experience :p

Falling from the top floor
your lungs fill like parachutes

[Lindercles 0]

Gee, I just can't think of any good jokes to make about my 169.

[Icon134 0]

I don't really brag about my parachute at all... I just kind of fly it...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[ExAFO 0]

160 sq ft of unfortunately-stock-colored Triathalon goodness.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[airtwardo 7]

More about it being a "Custom Hybrid"

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Rebecca 0]

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...parachute, do you brag about it?

Only to the whuffos.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[simplyputsi 0]

Well,
I know that I at least have a bigger one than someone in this thread

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[josheezammit 0]

i have in the past bragged that i have the biggest Crossfire 2 that I have ever seen (189)

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

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i have in the past bragged that i have the biggest Crossfire 2 that I have ever seen (189)

I often get it confused with some of our Icarus tandem mains.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[josheezammit 0]

now i go cry

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

[Zeppo 0]

A nice big 260.

It's always a TIGHT fit, and once it's out, it takes FOREVER to reach the end.

What goes up, must come DOWN!!!

[katzurki 0]

I have a 303. Beat that!

[AggieDave 6]

I have a big small canopy. Does that make sense?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[nubain1 0]

230sq ft baby. Now if I only got to play with it. Damn back injury. But I love my aircraft carrier size canopy.

[kansasskydiver 0]

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Huge...parachute, do you brag about it?

No no no -- guys seem to brag about how small their equipment is, and how fast they go.

And they they wonder why the women aren't all that impressed

Wendy W.

And this is why http://www.skydivekstate.com/genius/mr_tiny_canopy_guy.mp3

<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist!

[matt1215 0]

210 baby!!

[rs2kmk5 0]

PD340 - been on 280's but lack of currency means that damn 340 always has my name on it

Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

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I don't really brag about my parachute at all... I just kind of fly it...

All by yourself, you dont do any relative work with it

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[billeisele 130]

lets see - uhh a 150 times 2 (top and bottom skin) = 300

plus the ribs (they are pink, any points for that?) maybe another 20% in area

so 150 x .2 = 30 + 300 = 330 sq ft of black and pink high-tech zero p fabric, no bragging just fact

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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I have a 303. Beat that!

DONE!!!!! 322

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