funks 1 #1 November 13, 2006 My mom says this isn't true. I disagree. What do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #2 November 13, 2006 Look at that poor girl! Shes STARVING! I wouldnt want to bang her, I'd want to feed her a cheeseburger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #3 November 13, 2006 Yeah, somebody's probably totally sick of hearing her whine about finals, staying late for detention, forgetting her new locker's combination... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #4 November 13, 2006 Agreed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unformed 0 #5 November 13, 2006 QuoteMy mom says this isn't true. I disagree. What do you think? I don't there's anybody tired of banging her. I think they're tired of putting up with her shit so they -can- bang her. Big difference.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AnnasSkies 0 #6 November 13, 2006 maybe she's tired of being banged....fear is the mindkill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #7 November 13, 2006 Quotemaybe she's tired of being banged.... TOUGH SHIT. that wasn't meant to be typed in all caps, but I think it works well like that, so it shall be left that way. /good to see you back fucker. who's the next victim? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #8 November 13, 2006 That girl looks like trash. Now, Jacinda Barrett . . . And unformed hit the nail on the head. People would only get tired of actually banging her when her hoo-ha gets all loose and nasty. Luckily they have that vaginal reconstruction now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 November 13, 2006 Well all she may have to do is open her mouth to speak and with a voice like Fran Drescher, men would run screamin from the room!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #10 November 13, 2006 I would agree with your mother. I've been with some real hotties, and one of them really didn't know what she was doing. Sometimes, just being hot isn't enough if the other connection isn't there. Sure, it's nice to be seen with them in public, but in private it just wasn't working. I've been with "ugly" women I was much less tired of sex with that with some of the "hot" women. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guinness_fr 0 #11 November 13, 2006 Quote I don't think there's anybody tired of banging her. I think they're tired of putting up with her shit so they -can- bang her. Big difference. Yup, voted true with that definition. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ExAFO 0 #12 November 13, 2006 The following people have been dumped/divorced: Cindy Crawford Reese Witherspoon Heidi Klum Julia Roberts ...You do the math.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #13 November 13, 2006 QuoteI've been with "ugly" women I was much less tired of sex with that with some of the "hot" women. Always Bang an Ugly Girl.. Thats the only Kind.. She will never ever leave you And if she does, You wont mid!! Now we make love to Ugly girls They dont want to Quit.. Cause they keep on thinkin Its the last they'll ever get!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #14 November 13, 2006 QuoteThe following people have been dumped/divorced: Cindy Crawford Reese Witherspoon Heidi Klum Julia Roberts ...You do the math. Maths is you know 4 people who have been dumpedhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #15 November 13, 2006 hes a poet and he knows ithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #16 November 13, 2006 Once I had a little girl as pretty as I have known Lord you know, I loved her so and the she left me all alone And I swore there on that barstool I'd never make that mistake again You ain't so fine but you're all mine and I'll love you till the end So darling don't you worry becaue they say that love is blind But lust has eyes like an eagle. It's gonna drive me outta my mind. Though my eyes sometimes wander it doesn't mean that I'm untrue You're not the best but you're the best that I can do. A pretty girl? She'll leave you. Leave you to drown in your own tears. An ugly girl, she'll leave you, too, but then, who really cares? And those eyes of blue that cannot be true will have to stay there in my dreams And I guess that's why old Hugh Heffner invented Playboy magazine. So sit down here beside me girl and I'll tell you what we will do We're gonna twist them lids and hope our kids look more like me than you. And when the bottles are finally empty we're gonna tumble across the floor. And I'm gonna pray my imagination is gonna pull me through once more. So darling don't you worry becaue they say that love is blind But lust has eyes like an eagle. It's gonna drive me outta my mind. Though my eyes sometimes wander it doesn't mean that I'm untrue You're not the best but you're the best that I can do. You're not the best but you're the best that I can do. "You're Not the Best" by Charlie Robison "Life of the Party" - 1998 My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skydave103 0 #17 November 13, 2006 QuoteLuckily they have that vaginal reconstruction now. Is that surgery information from reading about it or personal experience?LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #18 November 13, 2006 I'd want to feed her a cheeseburger. *** Yeah...me too....A cheeseburger... yup! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #19 November 13, 2006 QuoteI think they're tired of putting up with her shit so they -can- bang her. Been there too many times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 November 13, 2006 Damn............the Moderators are in quick draw mode today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryno1972 0 #21 November 13, 2006 I have heard a similar quote... "No matter how hot a woman is, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit!" I doubt someone would be sick of banging her...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #22 November 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI think they're tired of putting up with her shit so they -can- bang her. Been there too many times. anyone in particularhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 November 13, 2006 Quoteanyone in particular Not anyone that would be known here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #24 November 13, 2006 so, i guess i need to bring up some yuengling this week-end. Maybe this time you can pay for it cheapohttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #25 November 13, 2006 Quote The following people have been dumped/divorced: Cindy Crawford Reese Witherspoon Heidi Klum Julia Roberts ...You do the math. You left out Christie Brinkley. Clearly, she doesn't put out. Why else would her husbands cheat on her?We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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chaoskitty 0 #2 November 13, 2006 Look at that poor girl! Shes STARVING! I wouldnt want to bang her, I'd want to feed her a cheeseburger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #3 November 13, 2006 Yeah, somebody's probably totally sick of hearing her whine about finals, staying late for detention, forgetting her new locker's combination... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #5 November 13, 2006 QuoteMy mom says this isn't true. I disagree. What do you think? I don't there's anybody tired of banging her. I think they're tired of putting up with her shit so they -can- bang her. Big difference.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnasSkies 0 #6 November 13, 2006 maybe she's tired of being banged....fear is the mindkill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #7 November 13, 2006 Quotemaybe she's tired of being banged.... TOUGH SHIT. that wasn't meant to be typed in all caps, but I think it works well like that, so it shall be left that way. /good to see you back fucker. who's the next victim? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 November 13, 2006 That girl looks like trash. Now, Jacinda Barrett . . . And unformed hit the nail on the head. People would only get tired of actually banging her when her hoo-ha gets all loose and nasty. Luckily they have that vaginal reconstruction now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 November 13, 2006 Well all she may have to do is open her mouth to speak and with a voice like Fran Drescher, men would run screamin from the room!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 November 13, 2006 I would agree with your mother. I've been with some real hotties, and one of them really didn't know what she was doing. Sometimes, just being hot isn't enough if the other connection isn't there. Sure, it's nice to be seen with them in public, but in private it just wasn't working. I've been with "ugly" women I was much less tired of sex with that with some of the "hot" women. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guinness_fr 0 #11 November 13, 2006 Quote I don't think there's anybody tired of banging her. I think they're tired of putting up with her shit so they -can- bang her. Big difference. Yup, voted true with that definition. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #12 November 13, 2006 The following people have been dumped/divorced: Cindy Crawford Reese Witherspoon Heidi Klum Julia Roberts ...You do the math.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 November 13, 2006 QuoteI've been with "ugly" women I was much less tired of sex with that with some of the "hot" women. Always Bang an Ugly Girl.. Thats the only Kind.. She will never ever leave you And if she does, You wont mid!! Now we make love to Ugly girls They dont want to Quit.. Cause they keep on thinkin Its the last they'll ever get!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #14 November 13, 2006 QuoteThe following people have been dumped/divorced: Cindy Crawford Reese Witherspoon Heidi Klum Julia Roberts ...You do the math. Maths is you know 4 people who have been dumpedhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #15 November 13, 2006 hes a poet and he knows ithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 November 13, 2006 Once I had a little girl as pretty as I have known Lord you know, I loved her so and the she left me all alone And I swore there on that barstool I'd never make that mistake again You ain't so fine but you're all mine and I'll love you till the end So darling don't you worry becaue they say that love is blind But lust has eyes like an eagle. It's gonna drive me outta my mind. Though my eyes sometimes wander it doesn't mean that I'm untrue You're not the best but you're the best that I can do. A pretty girl? She'll leave you. Leave you to drown in your own tears. An ugly girl, she'll leave you, too, but then, who really cares? And those eyes of blue that cannot be true will have to stay there in my dreams And I guess that's why old Hugh Heffner invented Playboy magazine. So sit down here beside me girl and I'll tell you what we will do We're gonna twist them lids and hope our kids look more like me than you. And when the bottles are finally empty we're gonna tumble across the floor. And I'm gonna pray my imagination is gonna pull me through once more. So darling don't you worry becaue they say that love is blind But lust has eyes like an eagle. It's gonna drive me outta my mind. Though my eyes sometimes wander it doesn't mean that I'm untrue You're not the best but you're the best that I can do. You're not the best but you're the best that I can do. "You're Not the Best" by Charlie Robison "Life of the Party" - 1998 My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #17 November 13, 2006 QuoteLuckily they have that vaginal reconstruction now. Is that surgery information from reading about it or personal experience?LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 November 13, 2006 I'd want to feed her a cheeseburger. *** Yeah...me too....A cheeseburger... yup! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 November 13, 2006 QuoteI think they're tired of putting up with her shit so they -can- bang her. Been there too many times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 November 13, 2006 Damn............the Moderators are in quick draw mode today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryno1972 0 #21 November 13, 2006 I have heard a similar quote... "No matter how hot a woman is, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit!" I doubt someone would be sick of banging her...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 November 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI think they're tired of putting up with her shit so they -can- bang her. Been there too many times. anyone in particularhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 November 13, 2006 Quoteanyone in particular Not anyone that would be known here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #24 November 13, 2006 so, i guess i need to bring up some yuengling this week-end. Maybe this time you can pay for it cheapohttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #25 November 13, 2006 Quote The following people have been dumped/divorced: Cindy Crawford Reese Witherspoon Heidi Klum Julia Roberts ...You do the math. You left out Christie Brinkley. Clearly, she doesn't put out. Why else would her husbands cheat on her?We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
