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ALERT: Aliens Are Coming to Abduct All the Sexy People.

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Aliens Are Coming to Abduct All the Sexy People.



If this were true I'd wanna be abducted just to help raise my self esteem. :)
Then again, the aliens' idea of sexy will probably be the human's idea of ugly, so then I'd feel depressed. :S

Then again, the aliens' could abduct me and have their females perform some inter planetary sex acts on me. :)
Then again, the aliens' vaginas may be as rough as sandpaper. :S
Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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I keep running outside when they do a flyby and wave my arms so to make it easier for them to get me and they must be looking in the wrong place.

hold on..... they have seen me!! ....Oh wait, they are waving.....no, they are pointing......Oh me! me! me! pick me! oh wait, no, can it be? They are laughing, wirey smiles, but No! they are actually pointing and laughing......Humph, going back inside to write a letter of complaint.
How rude!

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AUTOMATED MESSAGE FOLLOWS:

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Thank you, and we apologize for any inconvienience,

The Aliens
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Actually they just sent me back...

I was only there a couple days. With what little I learned in Alien, I'm pretty sure when they beamed me back they shouted something about talking too much.[:/]

But, I still got my sexy, baby.

I'm bringin' sexy back...

B|
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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