Here's a new way to get out of being Drunk!

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KISSING EXCUSE: A Battle Creek man, 22, told Battle Creek police he was drunk because he kissed his girlfriend. The man was stopped on a suspicion of drunken driving on Michigan Avenue near Snow Avenue about 10:32 p.m. Sunday. Police said they smelled intoxicants from the car and that the man had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech and was having difficulty standing. The man told police he had been in a bar playing pool but only had a pitcher of water to drink. Police said the man took a breath test and registered a .179 percent blood alcohol level, which is more than twice the legal limit for drivers. After officers found several empty beer bottles and a rum bottle, he said they belonged to his girlfriend. The man then said that his girlfriend had been drinking that night and he had kissed her goodbye and believes that caused his intoxication.

Source: http://battlecreekenquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061108/NEWS01/611080315/1002


How stupid can this fool be?

Must be from Battle Creek All that I can say.

Kenneth Potter
FAA Senior Parachute Rigger
Tactical Delivery Instructor (Jeddah, KSA)
FFL Gunsmith

[Pia 0]

America!!! Hehehehe!

**Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist**

[2fat2fly 0]

Wow, I've never gotten drunk because of kissing, but I have kissed because I had gotten drunk

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[kbordson 8]

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Wow, I've never gotten drunk because of kissing, but I have kissed because I had gotten drunk

I dunno... you might not be "legally intoxicated" but kissing and passion can lead to as many poor decisions as alcohol can.

[2fat2fly 0]

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kissing and passion can lead to as many poor decisions as alcohol can.

So, you've met my ex-wife

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[TheAnvil 0]

I heard of a chick once who said the reason she popped positive on a drug test was that her boyfriend did drugs and she swallowed.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[2fat2fly 0]

Now that would make for a Mythbusters worth watching

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[Slappie 9]

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Now that would make for a Mythbusters worth watching

Someone needs to email them with this story.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[LisaM 0]

Think of the money you could save in the bars! Here honey you drink a few then we will just make out!!!!

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[2fat2fly 0]

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Here honey you drink a few then we will just make out!!!!

That sounds a lot like my 20's

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[SkyPsycho 0]

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Now that would make for a Mythbusters worth watching

only if kari is involved with the experiments on that one.................

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Now that would make for a Mythbusters worth watching

Yes! "Mythbusters, After Hours" on Cinemax, or PPV. Or a "Mythbusters Gone Wild" DVD. I should have been in marketing.

Bob

Bob Marks

"-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman