harro 0 #26 September 30, 2002 Midgets student canopy would be the 46 ??? SWEEEEETTTJumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #27 September 30, 2002 hahaha wouldnt that be sweet imagine how much money you would save!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #28 September 30, 2002 just had to repost this...it's even jt in the pic!!!!!!!...he's the taller one.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #29 September 30, 2002 hahaha you had that? wow im glad my comptuer crashed and I lost it thankd brother!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #30 September 30, 2002 Here ya go... Dave the dwarf http://www.skydivecity.com/library/davethedwarf.ramJC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? davethedwarf.ram Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #31 September 30, 2002 I'm working in a ER at the moment and just got some funny looks when I just rolled up in laughter. Thats the funniest post I've read in a long time. Lets get in touch with a little people support group and see if they're up for it!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #32 September 30, 2002 An owner of a horse ranch receives a call from a friend, saying he is sending over a midget with a speech impairment who is looking to buy a horse. The midget arrives, and the rancher asks if he would like a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So, the rancher shows him his finest filly. "Nith looking horth. Can I thee her mouf?" So, the rancher picks up the midget and shows him the horses mouth. "Nith mouf. Can I thee her eyeth?" Again, the rancher picks the midget up and shows him the horses eyes. "O.K., what about her earzth?" The rancher, getting pretty pissed by now, lifts him up higher to the ears. "O.K.," says the midget,"can I thee her twat?" With that, the rancher picks up the midget and shoves the little fella's head way up into the filly's crotch, then yanks him out. Shaking his head, and out of breath the midget says: "Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awownd a little bit? [/size]When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #33 September 30, 2002 Hey, pretty neat! Hmmm... I couldn't help but wonder whether the drogue chute was necessary... Or the huge canopy for that matter. Any ideas on what that wingloading would be?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #34 November 23, 2002 actually I tdont think any parachutes are neccessary for midget jumpers. all you need to do is put them in a velcro suit and.... My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #35 November 23, 2002 This is a real trip on the WayBack machine. Freaksister, alienangel, and palmettoTiger all on the same thread. Haven't seen any of them lately. Or am I just on the wrong forum?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
novacaine 0 #36 November 23, 2002 Like that one joke around here says: What's funner there kicking a midget...absolutely nothingat all!I know a little distasteful, but I can't resist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #37 November 23, 2002 Love that joke! and the little sounds they make...its great! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #38 November 23, 2002 isn't there a migdet farm we can buy some and experiment with? __________________________________________________ ok dude,THAT made me laughdropdeded pcss#26 ------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #39 November 23, 2002 It's very rare that i laugh out loud to my computer but that cracked me up You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #40 November 24, 2002 Quoteall you need to do is put them in a velcro suit and.... Tell Clay there's a sheep in freefallI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #41 December 6, 2002 what's a good thing about having a midget around? you can teabag them while they are standing up! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #42 April 19, 2003 I like to pull this thread up occasionally....it's usually gets some funny responses..so >B< >U< >M< >P<My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #43 April 19, 2003 Dude....you are soooo not right!!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #44 April 19, 2003 Quote just had to repost this...it's even jt in the pic!!!!!!!...he's the taller one.... I have words to express in this one picture that wingnut posted but I'm going to be good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #45 April 19, 2003 Quote Dude....you are soooo not right!!! wow you ARE slow.....how long have I "known"you? and youre JUST figuring that out? Quote I have words to express in this one picture that wingnut posted but I'm going to be good Yawn.."Good" can be boring, too! lolthere was a picture of a skydiving midget(tandem) anyone got it?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeetFlyer 0 #46 April 19, 2003 Midget tandem? Two midgets get strapped to one tandempilot. <> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #47 April 19, 2003 Quote >BUMP ok Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #48 April 19, 2003 Quote Yawn.. Geez......Yawn???????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #49 April 19, 2003 Quoteclay-- for some reason that request wont be hard to oblige!! now i just gotta see how they fell but yankees in korea. hmmm. can i com e back if it doesnt work out? GETTING HIGH IS FUN, BUT COMING DOWN IS THE BEST PART JT A-38439 btw- Im back guess it didnt work out! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #50 April 19, 2003 Quote Midget tandem? Two midgets get strapped to one tandempilot. LOL, actually I think it was posted by mccordia. but its not opening now. there was a midget in a tandem picture. someone posted it and said it was on the Dz.com database somewhere!cant find itMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
