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What's your middle name?

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"Jackson" is my middle name.
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Ok, I'll play. But I deserve a prize for the ugliest middle name. I'm still embarrassed to actually say it.

Delpha.:$

No kidding.

They let my crazy oldest sister name me. They've always told me it's Greek for fourth born. I consider it proof they never really loved me.:S

I'll take my prize now.

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Richard, after my father. (Don't even go there, after 58+ year, I've heard them all, trust me.)

TLML's middle names are Marie, after her mother and Francis, her confirmation after that guy from Assisi who loved aminals.

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Vito

Parents wanted an Italian middle nme to go with the rest of my name and voila, the delivering doctors first name was Vito. And his middle name was Nicholas! that is just a coinky dink though, my dad is Nick and his grandfather was too.


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What's your middle name?



Stephen

For as long as I can remember, I have always gone by my middle name and not my first name. Go figure? At least my parent weren't 60s hippies and named me "Peakaboo" or something like that. :o



Let me guess, your first name is Billy or Joel?:ph34r:





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but I don't have a first name, just the initial "J".



Well, I don't have a middle name. Just the letter "F." Not "Eff." Just "F." In fact, I don't even need to abbreviate "F" because it is n example where abbreviating the name "F" would actually be making it longer. So I do not abbreviate "F" because to abbreviate "F" would be un-abbreviating it.

By the way, this was a bitch to deal with government agencies in my teenage years. Forms asking for middle name and I'd put "F" and be questioned about it.


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