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a) upon hearing how much a friend paid for thier new: car, tv, computer ect.: start calculating how many jumps that amount of $ would buy.

b) check thier handles and altimeter as thier commercial flight takes off. then feel weird about landing with the plane. and doing a small hop out the door out of habit.

c) get invited to a dinner party and ask what time it starts. not to be prompt, but to figure out how much DZ time you'll have before hand.
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c) get invited to a dinner party and ask what time it starts. not to be prompt, but to figure out how much DZ time you'll have before hand.



I totally do that!:D

How about when youre helping youre inebriated friend stumble back to the bunkhouse, and as she trips in her drunken stuper, screams "FLAIR!" right before she hits the ground and passes out! (Not mentioning any names) :D

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c) get invited to a dinner party and ask what time it starts. not to be prompt, but to figure out how much DZ time you'll have before hand.



I totally do that!:D

How about when youre helping youre inebriated friend stumble back to the bunkhouse, and as she trips in her drunken stuper, screams "FLAIR!" right before she hits the ground and passes out! (Not mentioning any names) :D



Well, see there is the problem!

If you would have yelled "FLARE" then she might have just swooped out of it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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3. Fuck with sleeping friends on road trips by opening the car window and setting off a pager.



I don't get it.

Walt



Makes them think they're passed out in freefall with a dytter going off. Brilliant. B|

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3. Fuck with sleeping friends on road trips by opening the car window and setting off a pager.



I don't get it.

Walt



Makes them think they're passed out in freefall with a dytter going off. Brilliant. B|



Actually - even if you shortened the reply from 17 to the first 7 words . . . it sounds alot like a boogie.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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