Only Skydivers would...

[adventurechick 0]

1. Enter a gravitron, drunk off their minds and make a dive plan with the person next to them and turn points as it is spinning.


Let's get a list going :o)

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[shermanator 4]

hahahahaha, now that is too funny!

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[ExAFO 0]

2. Intentionally inflate a rubber raft only half-way.

3. Fuck with sleeping friends on road trips by opening the car window and setting off a pager.

4. Know that cans of carbonated beverages+decreased atmospheric pressure=messy

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[skyflygirl1 0]

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3. Fuck with sleeping friends on road trips by opening the car window and setting off a pager.

LOL

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[Skyrad 0]

Yea THAT is funny

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
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[DJL 235]

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4. Know that cans of carbonated beverages+decreased atmospheric pressure=messy

What? Chug and Swoop and Chug? Huh?

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[agent_lead 0]

try to arrange "loads" in the office lobby on the elevator according to what floor they are getting off

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[brettski74 0]

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3. Fuck with sleeping friends on road trips by opening the car window and setting off a pager.

That's not just awesome. That's officially awesome!

[turtlespeed 219]

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3. Fuck with sleeping friends on road trips by opening the car window and setting off a pager.

That's not just awesome. That's officially awesome!

or start at one side of the door and roll all the way over to the pother side - steam rolling the other people in the process.

But you have to be careful . . . that Gravitron BITES!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[shropshire 0]

Shout "DOOR" when the tube pulls into a station.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Vallerina 2]

Call me, run to a webcam and simultaneously drop their pants (or lift their shirts) to give me a group moon/flash!

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Icon134 0]

try to coordinate a plane full of people to do the "wave"...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[selbbub78 0]

...view cars on the highway as people in a skydive, and where they should really be positioned for the formation to work! (okay so i'm little weird, but most of you probably already realize that)

CReW Skies,
bubbles

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Flare when walking down stairs, walk around corners using toggles, while coloring with kids make mini-formations with crayons, but uhhhh not that Ive done those

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[NewGuy2005 53]

Announce "Jump Run!" to your kids as you pull into the school driveway and announce "Exit-exit-exit!" when you stop at the sidewalk to drop them off.

[78RATS 0]

pull up alongside another car on the freeway, stick your hand out the driver's window and and dock their passenger.

I do it all the time. Habit forming.

results may vary.

Rat for Life - Fly till I die
When them stupid ass bitches ask why

[ExAFO 0]

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4. Know that cans of carbonated beverages+decreased atmospheric pressure=messy

What? Chug and Swoop and Chug? Huh?

You ever open a beer in the plane? Anything over about 11k will make it spray in your face...

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[DJL 235]

Well, that's against the rules so I've never done that and don't know what you're talking about.

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[ExAFO 0]

I wasn't the one drinking the beer...I just ended up wearing most of it...

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[karenmeal 0]

..drink a few beers under canopy and then wonder why they didn't stand up their landing.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[jumpchikk 0]

Yell FLARE or EXIT EXIT EXIT when visiting your skydiver friends in the hospital and they are asleep and you want to wake them up.

I really didn't do that, but thought it.

[selbbub78 0]

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..drink a few beers under canopy and then wonder why they didn't stand up their landing.

i stand my landings up

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[shropshire 0]

Scream "Cut Away" at their mates if seen with some dodgy bird in a pub.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[karenmeal 0]

After 3 beers in one canopy ride at 3,500 feet?

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[billeisele 130]

describe a "quickie" as a Hop N Pop

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.