YOU JUST WON 100MILLION DOLLARS (AFTER TAXES)

[Hambone 0]

What do you do?

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[AggieDave 6]

Pay off my debt and my wife's student loans. Then get together with an invester to make sure that the money actually lasts. As of now I wouldn't quit my job, but I would definately own better boots and some other better equipment.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[QuickDraw 0]

Wake up usually.

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

[Hambone 0]

Pay off loans, Invest, throw a ridiculous party, stop working, and Jump...ALOT...A WHOLE LOT. I would also probably buy a large Fishing boat in Gulfshores, and open a resaurant, so that I had something to do. If the restaurant made money that would be just peachy. Did I mention that I would learn to fly? Cuz I would, as well as SCUBA dive and a bunch of other stuff.

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[popsjumper 2]

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Wake up usually.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[SpeedRacer 1]

Buy Afghanistan & evict the Taliban & Al Quaeda.

Then I'd turn the whole country into a big, gaudy, cheesy, casino/theme park.

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[Rebecca 0]

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Buy Afghanistan & evict the Taliban & Al Quaeda.

Then I'd turn the whole country into a big, gaudy, cheesy, casino/theme park.

Yeah. We need more of those.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[SpeedRacer 1]

Actually I'd make the Al Quaeda leaders spend the rest of their lives dressed up as Disney characters, greeting the patrons & getting punched in the groin by little kids.

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[SpeedRacer 1]

Mullah Omar would work in the Pirates of the Caribbean display (he's got the eyepatch) Osama bin Laden would go as Goofy, and Ayman al Zawahri could be Doc from the Seven Dwarves.

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[Hambone 0]

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Actually I'd make the Al Quaeda leaders spend the rest of their lives dressed up as Disney characters, greeting the patrons & getting punched in the groin by little kids.

Not that its a contest or anything, but I think we have a winnner!

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[grue 1]

Pay off my student loans, and move back to Oz as planned. Buy a nice house, and then follow the big boogie circuit for a while. Also get a lot of tunnel time whenever in the US, and a lot of freefly and canopy coaching.

Oh, and get a pilot's licence, and a decommissioned 2-seater jet for my personal aircraft. Something like a T-38, perhaps.

cavete terrae.

[Fast 0]

Quit my job and fuck around as much as I can till I have spent all the money, done everything I want to do, or am dead. Whichever comes first.

~D
Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me.
Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Mess around with my husband.

-Ok, that has nothin' to do with money, but it's fun!!!

I guess we wouldn't have to worry about him going in to work afterwards.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Zep 0]

Sounds like to me ACMESKYDIVER's husband is the winner

Gone fishing

[simplyputsi 0]

You won the lottery didn't you, you bastage!!!
Don't let him fool you folks, he has been MIA for a little bit. Says he was working. Bahhhhhhh. Fool was making plans to spend his millions!!

Ham, my man, I just need about 300,000. I won't really be able to do anything for it other than smile at you and say thank you. I think that is fair.

Preeeeeetyyyyyyyyyy please!!!!!!

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[QuickDraw 0]

More a case of 'who would I do' really.

The European lottery which has rolled over 8 times for tomorrows draw (Friday night)
stands at an estimated £88m or $167,894,143.63 US and is a tax free lump sum payment.

$100m doesn't quite seem enough right now.

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

[tfelber 0]

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Pay off my debt and my wife's student loans.

Now that you've spent $70,000 and you are making $3,999,700/yr just in interest from leaving it in your checking account, what would you really do???

BTW, that's $76,869/wk. Why don't you just pay me to be your accountant/investor and we'll both be extremely happy for the rest of our lives.

Shiite I'd even move to Texas.

[freeflychris 0]

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you, your cool and Fuck you i'm out.

[grue 1]

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Pay off my debt and my wife's student loans.

Now that you've spent $70,000 and you are making $3,999,700/yr just in interest from leaving it in your checking account, what would you really do???

BTW, that's $76,869/wk. Why don't you just pay me to be your accountant/investor and we'll both be extremely happy for the rest of our lives.

Shiite I'd even move to Texas.

Except that it'd only be insured to $100,000 if it were sitting in a bank account. Some investor you are!

cavete terrae.

[Broke 0]

Run a DZ for a season, and hope I break even

either that or


"Two chicks at the same time" not really, but I had to throw an office space referance in

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[unformed 0]

Take a million and burn it, cuz, have you ever seen a million dollars burn?

Then go buy a sailboat, an island, and do nothing for the rest of my life.

This ad space for sale.

[Shawndiver 0]

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Pay off my student loans, and move back to Oz as planned. Buy a nice house, and then follow the big boogie circuit for a while. Also get a lot of tunnel time whenever in the US, and a lot of freefly and canopy coaching.

Oh, and get a pilot's licence, and a decommissioned 2-seater jet for my personal aircraft. Something like a T-38, perhaps.

Grue,
Get one of these:
http://www.avtechgroup.com/

I love mine! (I wish...)

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[grue 1]

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Pay off my student loans, and move back to Oz as planned. Buy a nice house, and then follow the big boogie circuit for a while. Also get a lot of tunnel time whenever in the US, and a lot of freefly and canopy coaching.

Oh, and get a pilot's licence, and a decommissioned 2-seater jet for my personal aircraft. Something like a T-38, perhaps.

Grue,
Get one of these:
http://www.avtechgroup.com/

I love mine! (I wish...)

That'd do it! Is it supersonic tho?

cavete terrae.

[lawrocket 3]

First thing is what I won't do - I don't tell a fucking sole soul except my wife and my accountant The last thing I need is every freaking friend, family member, past client, etc., knowing that I've got a lot of money and wanting to put their hands in my pockets.

Next thing I'd do is put $65 million into a 60 year annuity - even at 3 percent it'll pay me $2 and a quater million a year until I'm 95 years old.

That leaves me $35 million, which would actually be enough to pay off my wife's and my student loans and leave some money left over. I'd pay off the house, all loans and bills and still have about $34 million left.

I'd then buy a vacation home on a California Central Coast beach (hopefully Santa Barbara) and a couple thousand acres in the mountains somewhere, i.e., Sierras, Rocky Mountains, Wasatch Mountains, or in the Mountains of Northern Arizona around Flagstaff. Oh, yes, and the wife wants a villa in Spain. After those, I'd probably have $20 million.

I'd also pay off my mom's and mother-in-law's mortgages and give them an additional million for the hell of it. $17 million left. Put $3 million in trust for my son to collect at age 25. Another $6 million for possible other kids. Down to $8 million now.

I would finish up with the clients I have in my office. I'd still keep lawyering, though, but I'd only take 30 or 40 cases a year, which would be enough to keep my staff employed and not stress the hell out of me. I could limit my cases to really good ones, too and do only what I think would be interesting. That would make sure that the business makes some profit, too, and rewards my staff for being good to me.

I would trade in my car (which is almost paid off) for a pickup truck and an Audi. No, nothing fancy for me - it's not my style. All I want is a damned pickup truck so I can work around the house and do improvements. 7.9 million left.

I'd probably buold a home studio and get some more guitars. I'd budget $200k for it. $7.7 million.

I'd agree to let my wife have $7 million for whatever she wants? Who knows? I'm sure my wife could spend $5 million quickly. We'd probably sell our wonderful little house and move to a bigger one, but who knows?

And I'd probably just keep my $700k in the bank just to see whether I can avoid spending it. I don't see why I would with an extra $2.28 million per year coming in from the annuity. I'm sure that I can get by just fine on $500k per year.

All I know is that I'd prefer to be a millionnaire and have nobody know it. I don't want to act rich, flash money around, or put up with any of the stresses of living a $10 million per year lifestyle on $100 million.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Sockpuppet 0]

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What do you do?

Open a warehouse.

Its may sound boring but its my dream. I want to open a warehouse / industry unit with on site accomidation and use it to get homeless people off the streets. Pay them a wage, give them a trade and some time to get on thier feet and let them move on into better jobs and then help the next batch that come along.

Other than that not much really.

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Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.