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I'm making the popcorn!

I'll bring cupcakes...

cupcakes are gay!!

Skymama's #2 stalker -

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Yolanda?

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I'm making the popcorn!

I'll bring cupcakes...

cupcakes are gay!!

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Did you wash your pants in Windex?? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Very Nice! Sitch-

Good One Kelly!

I wish I had more time to start shit!




Laters,

K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

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BTW, I can't figure out the "Is your daddy a thief?" approach. What's the punch line?

I think it's something along the lines of "Because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes". Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.

I usually just laugh at guys who use lines like this because I think it's entertaining. Not sure if that encourages the repetition of these lame lines though...

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

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You got purdy eyes.

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You got purdy eyes.

LMAO!!

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

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Well, just because, just because We Love This Sorta Stuff

VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT

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"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"

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That women are stupid?

No, wait . . . better question. Why are women so stupid? They make the rest of us look like cynical bitches when we don't fall for every lame-as-shit "Is your daddy a thief?" or "I really like you, but I'm just too busy for a relationship" line that's thrown at us.

Guys - quit puttin' that shit out there.

And ladies, do me a favor - quit falling for it. It's really pissing me off.

I can fit a whole wagon wheel in my mouth...wanna hook up?

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Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

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You sure gotta purdy mouth.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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That's exactly the kind of stuff I'm talking about.

Is it just my friends that are morons, or is it all women?

But seriously, if the women who dated the men I've dated would quit setting the fucking bar so low wrt intelligence, maybe I could get one who didn't expect me to be easily fooled.

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Hi Kelly.

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Don't try to sweet talk me. I'm not in the mood. You come in here with your "Hi Kelly"s and expect everything to be cool. Screw you!

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But seriously, if the women who dated the men I've dated would quit setting the fucking bar so low wrt intelligence, maybe I could get one who didn't expect me to be easily fooled.

Ever think you might be dating the wrong guys?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Of course.

But where to find the right ones? Certainly not at the DZ, or through DZ friends.

And I really don't want to have to go to church.

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But I brought you chocolate and Midol.

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Of course.

But where to find the right ones? Certainly not at the DZ, or through DZ friends.

And I really don't want to have to go to church.

There's a few around the DZ. But they've all been snapped up by the smart chicks.

And church just gets you a whole new set of lies.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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He's just not that into you. Move on and don't waste another moment of your life thinking about him, he's not worth it.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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please.. all the men that go to church are screwed up anyhow. try a synagogue

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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I don't need Midol. This is not PMS. It's directly man-related anger. I know PMS, and this ain't it.

And yeah, Krisanne, you're right.

But hey, there are also plenty of taken shitheads at the DZ, too - at least I'm not one of their women.

[kelel01 1]

EXACTLY! That's what women don't get. And it got me in trouble for thinking that way, actually. Because I CALLED HIM on the fact that he wasn't that into me. Then he got PISSED, and then finally admitted I was right . . . but he's still pissed at me - I can only assume for having an IQ over 12, which apparently none of his exes did. Hence the issue put forth in my original post.

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Of course.

But where to find the right ones? Certainly not at the DZ, or through DZ friends.

And I really don't want to have to go to church.

There's a few around the DZ. But they've all been snapped up by the smart chicks.

A double snap!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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But hey, there are also plenty of taken shitheads at the DZ, too - at least I'm not one of their women.

See, there's always a bright side. You can look at them and think "Well, at least I know better."

And if you have to be single, at least you can be self-righteous about it.