sunshine 2 #51 October 30, 2006 QuoteYou left off, "As soon as I can, I'm going to leave my wife so I can be with you." What?? You mean he's not really gonna leave her for me? Damn i must be stupid. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #52 October 30, 2006 Right now I can, for sure. I'm just livid at the moment, and I say many judgmental and condescending things when I'm irate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #53 October 30, 2006 If he's not that into you, then maybe try some lubrication? loosen up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pug 0 #54 October 30, 2006 QuoteThat's exactly the kind of stuff I'm talking about. Is it just my friends that are morons, or is it all women? But seriously, if the women who dated the men I've dated would quit setting the fucking bar so low wrt intelligence, maybe I could get one who didn't expect me to be easily fooled. Most women I've met fall into one of three categories when it comes to intelligence: 1. The type that insists on cheap pickup lines, as they think that it is the holy grail when it comes to identifying "cool" guys. 2. The type that either believe or act more stupid than they really are, since they seem to think that guys aren't interested in intelligent women. 3. Intelligent women. Sadly type 3s tend to already be in stable relationships... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #55 October 30, 2006 QuoteFuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Yolanda? Nonono. It's "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #56 October 30, 2006 Kelly is intelligent, she just can't find a guy as smart as her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #57 October 31, 2006 QuoteKelly is intelligent, she just can't find a guy as smart as her. Don't try looking in Speakers Corner either."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #58 October 31, 2006 Hey kelly, I just inherited eighty million bucks and I hope I'll be able to enjoy it you know with my weak heart and all. Is there a chance that maybe we can make love together in one of my many condos? And no I absolutely positively don't think you or any other woman is stupid including my wife who I'm leaving because she doesn't understand me.If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #59 October 31, 2006 QuoteKelly is intelligent, she just can't find a guy as smart as her. C'mon Cheese, she'll see right through that line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #60 October 31, 2006 QuoteThat women are stupid? It's my only hope. I only dumb women because they are so easy to get along with. No arguments. Also, I only date unattractive women, so (sadly) we have no future. The attractive ones are always being hit on, so they eventually cheat on you and run off. (The unattractive ones do too, but nobody minds as much. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #61 October 31, 2006 QuoteI'm making the popcorn! MMMMMMMM Popcorn......MMMMMMM I have enuff "interesting" threads going in SC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #62 October 31, 2006 Once I approached dating to be like business, I ended up doing better. It's sad to think of it that way, but it is. It helped me deal with failed ventures. It's like buying a house - sometimes you see this great and wonderful house and think, "WOW! I want this place." Then you take a look at the place and, wow, the kitchen ins't what you hoped for, the enitre interior needs to be redone, and the sellers disclose that there may have been - they will not confirm nor deny - a suicide in the garage in the past three months. You've wasted some time in this, and maybe even laid down a deposit, but you cut your losses because, hey, that's business. And you suddenly say, "I can do better" and keep on looking. Same with relationships - you better get a return on your investment. It requires diligence prior to making an investment. It'll turn out that guys aren't such assholes once you haven't invested much in them. Once you find the one that still seems good after a couple of weeks, hey, give that one a shot. And if he works out well, then you invest yourself into it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #63 October 31, 2006 Isn't evolution a bitch. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #64 October 31, 2006 There's nothing like a good run to relieve some tension and put things into perspective, and I haven't seen you post to a runners thread in a while. Suck it up and go for a run. (plus if you're running you're not posting shit in the bonfire ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #65 October 31, 2006 But dumb women gotta get laid too, no? Besides, they're so relaxing. You don't have to think very much to have a conversation with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Calvin19 0 #66 October 31, 2006 hmm... not that when i post shit not only do i get hated by most the wannabe skydivers on dorkzone, i get shitty looks from my GF as well. but here we go. Um, from my experience. some girls WANT to be fooled. they WANT to fall for retarded tricks guys use. its a game, and some girls like playing the easy way. i think im right with that. hmm.... let me re read it before i press the post button. and one more time... -SPACE- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites groundrush134 0 #67 October 31, 2006 I soooooo don't have the time to respond to this properly! Seriously I don't.~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #68 October 31, 2006 I always thought that it was all run by the little head.. and if you show intelligence more than what the little head can handle... the big head goes into flight mode... and runs away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #69 October 31, 2006 Well, while I would LOVE to think that these men are INTIMIDATED by my intelligence, I think it just pisses them off that I'm not an easy target . . . anymore, anyway. I know some people on here would say, based on my past experiences, that I am, but I'm different now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #70 October 31, 2006 QuoteYou left off, "As soon as I can, I'm going to leave my wife so I can be with you." ...and women are SO dumb to buy into it! First off, if he DOES leave his wife and kids for your skank hoochie, he's an asshole and will leave your idiot ass as soon as something else comes along, stupid Jessica!!! And if he DOESN'T leave his wife he's a fucking cheating bastard and it makes you the 'other woman' for eternity!! How can you do this to your kids?? Oh, I mean... i guess that's how that would go. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #71 October 31, 2006 Kel.. I am going to step out of character here for just a sec and make a serious post.. Every single PERSON on this planet is unique. Saying all MEN or All Women are anything is nonsense. Lots of good guys out there. Quite a few right in front of your face. They would bore you to tears and not interest you in the slightest. It has nothing to do with "Being intimidated by your intelligence". It has to do with your choices. No quitchabitchin, Just be yourself, Forget about "Finding a man" and have some fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #72 October 31, 2006 QuoteKel.. I am going to step out of character here for just a sec and make a serious post.. Every single PERSON on this planet is unique. Saying all MEN or All Women are anything is nonsense. Lots of good guys out there. Quite a few right in front of your face. They would bore you to tears and not interest you in the slightest. It has nothing to do with "Being intimidated by your intelligence". It has to do with your choices. No quitchabitchin, Just be yourself, Forget about "Finding a man" and have some fun.I'm only doing this so you can't deny posting it later... j/k man...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #73 October 31, 2006 Of course I'm doing some unfair stereotyping. I'm just angry. I've dated a couple of people on these forums that in no way embody the issues I'm having now. It's just been about 3 people in a row now, and it's starting to wear on. But don't try to tell me I don't date nice guys. I do it all the time. Then they usually turn on me. And a lot of this was also gleaned from observation of my friends and their relationships - not solely my own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #74 October 31, 2006 Yea.. Relationships are a pain in the ass. They take work. Lots of work. Many people are not ready for them. Damn near impossible to make one work if you are not relaxed and comfortable with yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #75 October 31, 2006 Well, lucky for me . . . if I were any more relaxed (generally) I would melt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 3 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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lawrocket 3 #62 October 31, 2006 Once I approached dating to be like business, I ended up doing better. It's sad to think of it that way, but it is. It helped me deal with failed ventures. It's like buying a house - sometimes you see this great and wonderful house and think, "WOW! I want this place." Then you take a look at the place and, wow, the kitchen ins't what you hoped for, the enitre interior needs to be redone, and the sellers disclose that there may have been - they will not confirm nor deny - a suicide in the garage in the past three months. You've wasted some time in this, and maybe even laid down a deposit, but you cut your losses because, hey, that's business. And you suddenly say, "I can do better" and keep on looking. Same with relationships - you better get a return on your investment. It requires diligence prior to making an investment. It'll turn out that guys aren't such assholes once you haven't invested much in them. Once you find the one that still seems good after a couple of weeks, hey, give that one a shot. And if he works out well, then you invest yourself into it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #63 October 31, 2006 Isn't evolution a bitch. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #64 October 31, 2006 There's nothing like a good run to relieve some tension and put things into perspective, and I haven't seen you post to a runners thread in a while. Suck it up and go for a run. (plus if you're running you're not posting shit in the bonfire ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #65 October 31, 2006 But dumb women gotta get laid too, no? Besides, they're so relaxing. You don't have to think very much to have a conversation with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #66 October 31, 2006 hmm... not that when i post shit not only do i get hated by most the wannabe skydivers on dorkzone, i get shitty looks from my GF as well. but here we go. Um, from my experience. some girls WANT to be fooled. they WANT to fall for retarded tricks guys use. its a game, and some girls like playing the easy way. i think im right with that. hmm.... let me re read it before i press the post button. and one more time... -SPACE- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #67 October 31, 2006 I soooooo don't have the time to respond to this properly! Seriously I don't.~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #68 October 31, 2006 I always thought that it was all run by the little head.. and if you show intelligence more than what the little head can handle... the big head goes into flight mode... and runs away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #69 October 31, 2006 Well, while I would LOVE to think that these men are INTIMIDATED by my intelligence, I think it just pisses them off that I'm not an easy target . . . anymore, anyway. I know some people on here would say, based on my past experiences, that I am, but I'm different now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #70 October 31, 2006 QuoteYou left off, "As soon as I can, I'm going to leave my wife so I can be with you." ...and women are SO dumb to buy into it! First off, if he DOES leave his wife and kids for your skank hoochie, he's an asshole and will leave your idiot ass as soon as something else comes along, stupid Jessica!!! And if he DOESN'T leave his wife he's a fucking cheating bastard and it makes you the 'other woman' for eternity!! How can you do this to your kids?? Oh, I mean... i guess that's how that would go. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #71 October 31, 2006 Kel.. I am going to step out of character here for just a sec and make a serious post.. Every single PERSON on this planet is unique. Saying all MEN or All Women are anything is nonsense. Lots of good guys out there. Quite a few right in front of your face. They would bore you to tears and not interest you in the slightest. It has nothing to do with "Being intimidated by your intelligence". It has to do with your choices. No quitchabitchin, Just be yourself, Forget about "Finding a man" and have some fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #72 October 31, 2006 QuoteKel.. I am going to step out of character here for just a sec and make a serious post.. Every single PERSON on this planet is unique. Saying all MEN or All Women are anything is nonsense. Lots of good guys out there. Quite a few right in front of your face. They would bore you to tears and not interest you in the slightest. It has nothing to do with "Being intimidated by your intelligence". It has to do with your choices. No quitchabitchin, Just be yourself, Forget about "Finding a man" and have some fun.I'm only doing this so you can't deny posting it later... j/k man...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #73 October 31, 2006 Of course I'm doing some unfair stereotyping. I'm just angry. I've dated a couple of people on these forums that in no way embody the issues I'm having now. It's just been about 3 people in a row now, and it's starting to wear on. But don't try to tell me I don't date nice guys. I do it all the time. Then they usually turn on me. And a lot of this was also gleaned from observation of my friends and their relationships - not solely my own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #74 October 31, 2006 Yea.. Relationships are a pain in the ass. They take work. Lots of work. Many people are not ready for them. Damn near impossible to make one work if you are not relaxed and comfortable with yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #75 October 31, 2006 Well, lucky for me . . . if I were any more relaxed (generally) I would melt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
