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One of my fellow grad students didn't make our meeting today. Apparently she was sick, so I asked if she was OK. "She has an earache," was the reply.

So I couldn't resist quoting from the old Cheech and Chong bit "earache my eye".

It seems I was on my own with that one...

...and some of the people were over 40. :P

I was never a big fan of C & C anyway, but does anyone else remember that bit?

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms

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"You're gonna get outta bed, put your clothes on and get your fanny perpendicular right on over to school. Do you hear me?"

CKLW used to play that about 20 times a day when I was a kid. Loved that bit along with the "3 Little Pigs" and "Black Lassie"

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Sounds like they wouldnt understand a

Basket Ball Jones

Daves Not here!!

But its got some labrador in it

or any other great Classics either.:S[:/]:D



Oh shit, now I'm really laughing! Basketball Jones? That's a classic too. :D

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms

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now you get your fanny perpendicular and clean up this room it looks like a pig sty! OINK OINK OINK

thats enough you ng man that is enough you're getting punished young man now bend over

well what are ya gonna do ya pervert?

Pervert why you snotty little brat let go a my hair man!

now this is gonna hurt you more than its gonna hurt me hummph

Oh wow that didnt even hurt

Oh yeah hmmph

what a ya trying to do tickle me

Tickle you Yeah I'll tickle you


Owowowowowowowowwo no more no more
:D:D:D:D it is sick that I can still know this so well, but yeah I loved it growing up with Cheech and Chong

I still like the 2 cavemen who find the dog shit Think that was the BIg BAmBu album. :D

yup I am a sick individual-Caress
I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

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But did you actually use the Paper from the Big Bamboo album??:o:):D:D


nope traded it for a joke book, kinda unwillingly, i was a runt back then..what 6th grade?; Not take trade from older kid that ended up in prison from JDH? didnt roll up some dirty socks in it :D BTW if you were trying to correct me it WAS spelled Big Bambu;) damn just to think i turned 40 saturday going back to 12
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Now - who knows who tommy Toilet is? (Hint - Not a C&C character - - )



Remember boys and girls, keep it clean!
Are you a member of the clean asshole club?


Front to back or
(music) duck n cover....oops that was a little before my time, but the fallout shelter made up for no treehouse:D
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YOU GET A JOB BEFORE SUNDOWN OR I'M SHIPPING YOU OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL WITH THE GOD DAMNED FINKLESTEIN SHIT KIDS Son of a Bitch
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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YOU GET A JOB BEFORE SUNDOWN OR I'M SHIPPING YOU OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL WITH THE GOD DAMNED FINKLESTEIN SHIT KIDS Son of a Bitch



Ha!

And don't forget "Sensamilla Street". Loved Ernie with a bong.

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms

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Cheech and Chong were the greatest. Like Pedro and the Man at the Drive In.

"And now a preview of our coming attractions..
Manhole pictures presents - Dear John and Chuck U Farley in the South Seas Saga - Buggery on the High Seas.
Captain "Alright, hoist that dog from the yardarm. Crewman Bosom. Read the charges!"
Bosom - "SEAMAN GULLEY - YOU 'AVE BEEN CHARGED WITH THE 'IGHEST CRIME OF BUGGERY ON THE 'IGH SEAS. HOW DO YOU PLEAD?"
Gulley- "I'm innocent, I'm innocent, I didn't do it, you gotta believe me I'm inocent."
Victim - "He's lyin!"
Gulley - "I am not"
Victim - "You are s'tho, you big liar."
Gulley - "Oh, you shut up or I'm gonna get you."
Victim - "You already did, that'th why you're in trouble now. Liar liar pants on fire."
Captain - "You shut up or you're gonna get what he's gonna get."
Victim - "And what'sth that?"
Captain - "Fifty lashes with a cat-onine tails."
Victim - "50 lashes?! He dethserves at least a hundred for what he did to be, the big liar liar liar."
Captain - "Okay. Hoist him, too."
Victim - "Hey, you're hurting my wrists. This isn't funny now, you guys, come one. Oh, rip the shirt. How cliche! I s'ppose you'll have me walk the plank next or something."
Captain - "Take this you dog!"
WHACK
Victim - "OW!!!"
WHACK
Victim - "OW!!!"
WHACK
Victim - "Ohhhhh"
WHACK
Victim - "YES!!!!!!!"
WHACK
Victim - "OH, YES! YES!!"


Or, "Bailiff, whack his pee pee."

Need I even mention Sister Mary Elephant?


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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What about good old Blind Melon Chitlin!!



"That's the homeless guy we gave the ten bucks, jug of wine and the hooker to, right?"
"That's the one, J.R."

"Hold up. These lyrics are 'Goin downtown I'm gonna see my girl. Gonna sing her a song. Gonna show her my.. ding dong? Yeah, ding dong. Uh, Blind Baby. What's your 'ding dong?'"
"I think he's gonna show us J.R."
"WOW!!! I don't think we can pu tthat on the album cover. We could play jumprope with it, though."


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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